Funny kids don’t exist, right?

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This person has clearly never met drunk girls in the bathroom..

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Apparently poverty doesn't exist

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Women never get uncomfortable.

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As if clubs don’t allow drugs and owners don’t do cocaine.

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Because people are never creepy and inappropriate

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Parents always know what their kid wants no matter what

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Decisions are never made based on sex

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10 year olds aren't supposed to be able to speak

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4 year old can't think literally about skin color.

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Aparently nobody thinks rainbows are “inapropriate” for children

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Apparently nobody says awkward stuff by accident at family gatherings.

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There’s literally a picture of it happening, but okay.

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Because no one below the age of 18 can EVER make a political joke

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Yeah cause hacking is too insane

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I swear no one on r/thathappened has ever met a child. They often pick up stuff that people around them say. Not sure why this is so unfathomable.

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Well documented crow behavior must be fake because I’ve never heard of it before

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Because bullets don’t exist in the wild

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I can see a 4 year old doing this and talking like that. That's the age where they can talk about feelings 😅?

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My Uber Drivers never spoke to me, that means no uber driver is vocal at all (sorry if it's a repost)

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Little kids apparently never copy superheroes

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UPOP has never experienced a self-serve ice cream shop.

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Yeah having a good comeback totally isn’t possible

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Things kids say can’t be funny.

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Because... A kid wouldn't steal a cute animal? I would have done that as a kid!

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They literally said it took decades to make...

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Sure, children never point out the obvious. Also I wonder who hurt the people in the comments.

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Because kids can’t be funny while trying on clothing

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Because kids cant...roar?

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That sponge literally looks exactly like the bread. I've had this happen with things that looked nothing alike

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Reupload because of guideline reasons. Apparently people can’t be racist?

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Because having a similar music taste as your parents is impossible

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Because plain outfits are extremely unique.

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Nobody could do a simple nice gesture

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On a video of Starbucks workers leaving in response to their union leader being fired

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some people can't understand bait

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Apparently young LGBT people don’t express gratitude through letters to people who support them

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Yes because kids don’t talk to their stuff animals and try to relate to people the see

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Because Waffle House servers can’t be nice

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Because no high school boy has ever said anything insensitive, and no high school girl has ever cancelled a date as a result 🙄

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Kids Being Snarky! Impossible.

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Dads can’t be silly?

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Because no one can come up with good comebacks

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Couldn't possible be referring to the popular meme showing this exact scene. This person must surely be making up an interaction for clout.

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As an ex dancer I find this very plausible. Check comments for more...

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People never comment on other people’s political clothes

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This person has clearly never worked retail or hospitality with shitty managers

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Welcome back to another episode of “nothing interesting ever happens in anyones life”

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because no teacher has ever said anything creepy to their students before right?

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Nobody ever fucks up while working in a restaurant and grabs a different condiment that's the same colour as the correct one.

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Comedians aren't allowed to have lives, nor can they celebrate holidays. And they certainly can't be visited by a funny kid on Halloween and reward them handsomely for a clever pun. They just can't be friendly or normal.

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Ah yes, because no kid has ever had the desire to play with makeup!

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Teenage boys famously never say or do stupid shit for giggles

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What exactly about this note is unbelievable

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[Meta] Remove if not allowed but I saw this and had to think about this sub and actually thought it was pretty insightful.

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Even I can hold throwing up... smh

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It doesn't sound that unreasonable that her mom wouldn't mind

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Nobody is smart and drunk.

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I can definitely see this happening. Kids are pretty cool these days

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Because kids can’t think all colours are for everyone

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No one ever gives people compliments at a club and people don’t enjoy getting compliments

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Kids can't make memes

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Bro this tweet is from April of 2018

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Because professors don’t give their students nicknames

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Because no one says good job anymore, right?

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No 11 Year Old Talks Like This

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i dont know seems totally plausible,lots of people have had parentes walking in while having sex. Also the dad didnt know she was a lesbian so he had no idea that they might have sex in there. Also people make jokes after akward situations.

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Oh no, someone said a drug dealer could also be a good person

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Reddit never disappoints

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Because The Holocaust Didn’t Happen

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This is... totally believable

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This “trend” started going around when I was in high school and then went away for awhile. Google can tell you places you can go and it usually cost $5

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I handle all of our household finances, so the only reason my wife knows the bills get paid is because I tell her that I've paid them...

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These guys have obviously never had a stupid boss before

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Because children never notice quirks in language?

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kids never mimic what they hear and repeat it when their parents like it

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Dad jokes don't exist, stupid!

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People never get fed up

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D&D players constantly do shit like this XD

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I have no words for this.

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kids in the united states NEVER have lockdown drills

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Because male teens/college students never try to do creepy shit

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I can see this happening. Why even lie about it?

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Kids aren't allowed to know about death.

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Kids excited about pizza....so unbelievable

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One of the most believable ones I’ve seen recently

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Evidently, no one ever pays each other compliments.

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Because kids can't repeat jokes they've seen on TV

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Kids are never accidentally funny.

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There is literally a picture of it

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Because a 9 year old definitely can't understand a story told to them multiple times since birth

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yeah... cuz Americans are *never* stupid

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Yeah, TOTALLY doubt a dog would attack someone who broke through the owner’s window.

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Ha!! Someone doesn't have a problem if their partner gets a compliment!!? Such a lie!!!🙄🙄

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Further proof that the majority of r/thathappened has never interacted with a kid

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Actual picture of a real life statue is fake af

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I literally did this when I was younger. It’s like these people grew up with no sense of humor.

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Creative people dont exist

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Because The Holocaust Didn’t Happen

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Because teen girls can't possibly feel defeated right now

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All children are evil

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Awesome dad jokes never happen.

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I found proof that nothing ever happens

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Apparently it's impossible to accidentally call someone by the wrong name?

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Scammers would never come up with a stupid premise... *from my post on r/scammerpayback

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Their oldest could be 10-11, what is hard to believe about this?

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HOW can you think this is made up???

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Idk about you but when I was 8, if someone told me dinosaurs weren’t real I would’ve done the same thing

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Because people don’t ever make jokes that others that watch the same movies will understand.

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Because no one has ever heard of people paying it forward at a coffee shop...

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Nobody can resemble a celebrity, right?

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Little girls never make fun of anyone

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because people can't be friendly towards each other...

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as someone who used to be a manager in fast food, this absolutely happens and we would make sure everyone knew there was a dog cause it made our day

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*fixed* it's obviously a joke xD

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Yes, because it could never have happened

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This sub in a nutshell

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And then Trumpageddon happened.

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Dreams are weird?!?!??! Impossible

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Autism prevents you from being funny

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Apparently coming out is just the in thing to do right now

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Like people haven’t done this before.

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It has a fucking picture of it happening

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How to get sued 101:

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Kid looks to be 6 or 7, he’s old enough to read and write, especially in 2020

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Impossible!

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Someone’s never met a teenager

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Because its impossible for a kid to be good at art

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You know this person?... do you have any idea of how old this image is

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On a video about Evolve

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A child???? Making a joke???? Absolutely impossible.

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This can totally happen though-

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Has anyone on r/thathappened ever met a child before?

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I don't this needs an explanation..

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The lemonade stand video never was popular with kids, why would they ever copy it

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My 2yo sister said the same about me when I was born. What’s so implausible about this?

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Because a couple letters can’t come off a sweater in the wash

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People never have two of the same thing...

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Ah yes because it's not like any baby gay has been excited to see an adult actually support them or anything.

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as if someone wouldn’t do that..

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Incels don’t exist on Reddit

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This stuff happens to women all the time

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Just going to drop this one here... 👀

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Humans are never awful people!

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Yeah cause hacking is too insane

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