How is this in any way remotely hard to believe?

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apparently 11 year olds can’t tell jokes? because no kids have a sense of humor i guess

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No way jokes about domestic terrorism lead to an investigation

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Because men obviously never creep on women.

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Idk, seems plausible

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yep, cant scare a kid with a costume.

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This shit. A 12 year old isn't an infant.

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starch masks on her body.

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Funny kids don’t exist, right?

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No possible way someone would ask Tony Hawk to do a trick at a skatepark

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Because apparently that’s so hard to believe?

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A gym-goer being nice to someone else at the gym? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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11 years olds don't learn about science in school

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This is completely possible.

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Fun fact: Chris Evans's dad is a dentist, he even still practices

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The idea of socialized health care is a fairly new concept... in America.

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backpacks means staged!

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Kids don’t have good relationships with their moms

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I have an Econ professor that gets into 1.5 hour discussions about random philosophy and politics, this isn’t abnormal for a class like that

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Because some men apparently never were unprofessional or sexist in the workplace.

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People can't be bilingual apparently...

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This might actually work

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Cashiers don’t recognize frequent customers

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People don't act differently when drunk

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This isn't that unrealistic

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because nurses are hateful people

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Why wouldn't a kid get excited about a superhero that looks like him?

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OP clearly hasn't gone to college in a good while

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Because teachers never lose shit

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Because teachers aren't allowed to joke

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Because.... Y’know I don’t even know.

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This is such a reasonable human interaction though?

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A boy doing something to keep a girl? IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Yes, the only way to complete a puzzle is starting with the edges.

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kids cant love

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No joking around here

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oh reddit person, that’s a totally reasonable thing for a child to think

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I mean come on

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because children very do cute things for their stuffed animals and cannot read about their favorite animal in a book

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No one eats spaghetti with chopsticks... it's AI

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Because America wouldn’t do this right?

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As a kid, I had to defend my younger brother from self righteous assholes all of the time.

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Yeah, women never get harrased at the gym.

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Because no one has an Italian friend that likes memes

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I mean come on

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Because parents can never be supportive

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because people can't be friendly towards each other...

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because kids never pick up swears

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Theres no way someone commented on instagram!

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Apparently friends can’t support each other.

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Because America wouldn’t do this right?

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everyone is always on their best behavior on planes! this is implausible!!!

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Yes, because a child, who could possibly be a teenager, can't photocopy

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Of course nothing like that would never happen

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Apparently 8 year olds aren’t capable of producing decent art and the only reason I can imagine them including “boy” in there was to say that boys don’t draw girls/use pink...? This doesn’t seem fake at all.

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Yep totally unbelivable, especially for POCs

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Gave my boy catnip for the first time last night.

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because nobody ever puts beads on backwards without noticing, much less a kid being sweet

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this is just ridiculous. Do they think kids are just like rocks?

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People don't talk in stores

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As if clubs don’t allow drugs and owners don’t do cocaine.

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Master Chef = Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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Quick question. Do blind people usually create a profile pic or is that a default icon?

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Because no American has ever taught their kid to use a gun safely

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Because kids never do anything funny

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Absolutely impossible

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Bc and animal next to a coffee maker is totally imposible I guess???

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Thanks for pointing that out for me. Suppose a lot is lost in type.

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That seems like the kind of thing Jeff Goldblum would do

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There is literally a picture of it...

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Old people can’t make memes...apparently

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Because apparently kids can't love bacon?

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Because noone’s ever accidentally airdropped the wrong person/s

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In the comments people were calling out OP

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Because 7-8 year olds are too young to understand email.

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Hot damn!

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Because nobody can know anything and kids can’t learn words

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B-but kids are stupid, right?

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My cousins would definitively do this.

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Because America wouldn’t do this right?

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Why I'm glad I found this sub

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Yeah, I’m a professional singer and my kid says stuff like that all the time

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Becuase no elderly women can ask questions

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Yes, because kids never yell things like that.

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People who know memes never use them irl because fun and slang is prohibited

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The sub thinks that kids are dumb and can't say anything half intelligent

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bc 2 year old never say anything funny

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Yeah because partners don't have inside jokes 🙄

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Workers don’t have feelings

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that looks more like a coconut water than wine to me

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No one would take the opportunity to get the day off work

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Because teachers are never bad people

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Impossible, how could this be?!

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A kid who wants to be popular? Yeah right.

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wealthy actor Joe pesci can't give 12-year-old fan a hundred bucks.

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Sounds like the most mom thing

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As Judge Judy says — “if it’s too hard to make up, it’s probably true”. Dude on pills with a loose pug on plane is hella plausible

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Because it's unfathomable for a 6 year old to think like a 6 year old.

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Just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it isn't real

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Wait til this guy finds out that you can go off to college or something and not see your room for a whole SEMESTER 😳

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Men can’t be faithful

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Kids (never) say the darnedest things

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Any woman will tell you this shit happens constantly.

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Because people can’t accept trans people

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Even provided evidence

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Sure “op” a little brother is always a young kid

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Nobody has ever enjoyed teaching and talked about loving their adorable students.

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Because parents would NEVER try to influence a school board candidate to ban books!

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Because people's mum's dont love them

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Children never take an interest in their parents passions.

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Guy who has never had an edible tries to call out something that easily could have happened

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I've got siblings this age who say shit like this all the time. Just takes a relative complaining about their college life.

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Because dogs cant chew on anything

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Title

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Apparently annoying coworkers don’t exist

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I hope memes are allowed here.

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Holy Hell, on a post about an handicapped guy and pretty woman

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Because no one wears a suit to a wedding

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Ah yes, because bad parents don't exist

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All children are evil

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Like this is really that unbelievable

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Because no one ever jokes around

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I can see this happening. Why even lie about it?

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Because Americans aren't racist?

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I have no words 🤷🏼‍♀️

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People can't be bilingual apparently...

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OP is convinced it’s fake and doesn’t think this ever happens to females.

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My boyfriend sat up and started laughing while he was sleeping, more than once

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Seriously? What part of this isn’t believable? Has this person never met a second grader?

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Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.

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Because parents can’t have sexualities and express them with their children

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Because kids don’t know what revenge is

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It’s not a scam according to OP

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Ant infestations don't exist!!!

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Because people can’t accept trans people

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Because cute shit like this doesn't happen

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socks ......

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I guess I don’t have as much faith in the group that was polled as this guy.

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Apparently someone never experienced D.A.R.E. as a child.

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kids cant love

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Welcome to r/thathappened, where even stories covered by the news are false, because they are

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????

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Because of course

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Because no American has ever been ignorant ever

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Because two year olds would never just decide not to eat something after asking for it

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