Typical Apple stuff

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Street rat vs Spoiled mouse

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The Willy Wonka Experience

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Isn’t everyone’s mom a snitch?

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True

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Pup was like “Copy that.” 5 seconds later: “Mission accomplished. LFG!” lmao

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Hustle

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I still think about this tweet.

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Flattery and Mediocrity

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I’m sorry, what now?? Oo’

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Y2K

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for seriously

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This could be an interesting sequel.

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Got ‘em

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What a time to be alive

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It would be so much fun

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Imagine.

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:(

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Thug with a heart

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Deep

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I would totally watch

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True LPT

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Oh no

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Leonard Cohen

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This isn’t just macaroni art or flowers

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Curse you genetics for making me short

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Take me to prison!

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Is asking for an obituary too much?

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Cookie.

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You like pizza? You like bagels? You like ‘em together!

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Amazing work from the designers

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Simple as

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Just going through the motions...

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beautiful

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Damn yo;

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Grandma knows what's up

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A childhood memory

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Damn

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Every year my collection grows

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Haters gonna hate

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relatable

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good for him

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party on

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A true dad move

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Bring your own cup day

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The answer was right in front of you the whole time

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Hullo?

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Stalked mouse versus street rat

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Imagine

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On this day of remembrance we honor the fallen with... free Slurpees?

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Now play 'What's New Pussycat' 21 times and one 'It's not unusual'.

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Outbid the buyer

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that don't track

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For the record, say my name say my name

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This is the way

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Ghost Them Literally

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Clearly biased

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OK

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Who told her the guy secrets

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babies

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a sad moment in mario

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Rest in peace brother

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Jar of Caramel...

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Raccoon is a narc

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Kevin

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Rock Paper Scissors Finale

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Oh boy

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I dont think live action couldve worked for this

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Livestream

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I'll play along

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Familiarity breeds contempt

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Basedair

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Something's fishy

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fantastic

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You can do everything right and still fail

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Cool gargoyle fact

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We’re so back

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Roomba shenaningans

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Oh, hell yeah

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Christmas movie logic

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👍

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Burn to the future

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An interesting bet

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Basically that urinal meme

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If it ain’t the consequences of my own actions.

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That’s a nice warmup 🤣

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They say football is too boring...

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Ai art is inbreeding

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That man is about to learn a valuable lesson

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What a cool dog

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...?

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not fun

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Great parents

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it's universal

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Wonder what the WR is

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fair

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Oscar

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They really thought it'd work

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Fish

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Mac and Cheese

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Fight or Flight

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Autocorrect can be so silly

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😍

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Jurassic Park

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This checks out

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wholesome

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It’s been... 8 years...

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What a feeling

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He's so real for that

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Seems Legit

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Wanna be introverted together?

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An idea so crazy it might work

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I miss when the Main character loses a battle.

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imagine disney adults reaction to kingdom hearts

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The one guy truly trapped in the wrong generation

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Based anti cheat

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My body is a lazy git

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F**k the system

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The side of that Oompa Loompa lady that you probably didn't see

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“Literally me” for real

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Big up the mint

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Cross

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Megatron Forney

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Uber driver is a real one

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Stay safe out there

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that's just sweet

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Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me?!

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This kitchen ain't big enough for the both of us

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The fifth sense feat.

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New York work ethic

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Filthy casual

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its a gas giant.....

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“Per my last email” = can you f’n read???

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Netflix

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uh oh

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He didn't need saving either

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If only

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He left it up to Twitter 💀

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It takes a village

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Thanksgiving

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You gonna learn today

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Makes sense

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The taste of disappointment

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