My ____ is fat

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Spirits.My dog recently died.Will you take care of him

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I’m Jackie Chan

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Would you rather win $1000 OR a truck load of _____?

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COVID-19 Rap Battle

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PENguin noise

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yes

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Almost

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Nice Save

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Awww darling, you can't have _______ until you're 18

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D I C E

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Nice lady, Ouija

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The DNA test came back. You are .1% _____.

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Help me, doctor!

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Question: what is the best genre of porn?

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I love how he got so many awards

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Nigerian

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A close save

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*crab rave intensifies*

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Whoa, whoa, whoa

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that was close.

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Yeah its my pringles!

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Close

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close call

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What does the fox say?

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Too close...

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When the baby arrived, the doctor said it's a _____!

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What should I name my right nipple?

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Incredible.

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heyyy nice bones

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Hitler was ______

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Bury me with my Jenga blocks.

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M Y D O G

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The savior

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That could’ve been bad

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what a nice guy

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Saved the day.

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Nice save mods, also kind of unexpectedouija

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That was close

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🌙🦉

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I'm not racist, my best friend is ____!

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Pork nice save.

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once i saw...

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I’ll buy por...

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Jim sold his only ____ for his son’s operation

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My heart stopped for a second

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That was close...

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r/technicallythetruth

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FUNK

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almost

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This could have gotten bad really fast

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Phheew! That's was close Ouija.

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good thing indeed.

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Nice catch

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Jesus Christ, ouija

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Good Bitcoin

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That was close

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Good thing indeed.

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Happy cake day to him

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Really close there

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Yikes that’s kinda cursed

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almost.

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Por_

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I- (the question was if you could legalize one crime what would it be)

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The next tiktok trend is

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“Exterminating ______ will heal all the world’s problems.”

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What a nice guy

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that was close

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Aww man

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My favourite N-word

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Great one by me :)

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He got it just in time

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Good morning kids, today we'll be learning (about) ____!

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________ you mom!

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Poor Nigerians

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Idk if this more like r/jesuschristouija or not

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What else do you think it could've been?!

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Pineapple pizza gang rise up!

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I think we all knew where this was going

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ouija saves a life.

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Nice save as long as it isn't headed towards earth.

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Mom- I mean moth

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Wait what

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Another crisis averted

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Whoa, whoa, whoa

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Round of applause for this romantic humans!

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Maybe some ___ will cheer me up.

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Nice save guys

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that was close...

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nice save guys

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The savior

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Dice

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And God said let there be ______

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I will kill ______

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Original post is german i think

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I would also like a condo

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Luckily, plankton stopped it from turning into something else

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I kinda wish that the save hadn't been done, but hey I need karma, so why not be the one who posts this one?

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What a giant meal

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If I could I would

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close call

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Baiting

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I hope it counts

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What is the best swear word?

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Well, the main answer says otherwise, but at least they saved the second one!

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Nice save Still illegal

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So close, crisis averted!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY ________ JUST EXPLODED

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Thank god

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From Pack your bags kids, we're going to ___

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cocker spaniel

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K would have been better

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The savior

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Those jeans are fucking pissing me off

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thanks for keeping ask ouija pg13

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close

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that was a close one!

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Kono dio da!

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Titles are hard

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The best type of porn is ________ porn

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if I could I would1!!

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Pen. It's just pen.

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that could've been bad...

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Avoided the worst

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I’m sorry I can’t come to work today because _____

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damn

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good

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Almost died there !

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Arnold Schwarzenegger? Nah, I only know Arnold Shwarze______.

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I should be studying.

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Can you help me scratch my _____?

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Close

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that was close.

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I was so relieved

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I saved it from becoming ketamine

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Close call

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Lately I can't sleep properly, because I dream of _____.

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Phew! Pork!

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Merry Christmas

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I’m giving my girlfriend ___________ for Christmas.

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could have gone wrong...

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He got S T O M P E D

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Now this a save

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