Ghost of the Fuhrer: Find mein tendies and you vill unlock ze powers of mein fedora.7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Skills: 1 handed sword Charisma (top hat boost it) and not being overweight.6yr ⋅ KawaiiStarFairy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[CELIBATE SKALD (LvL 85)] *stares at you without tipping his fedora* What doth you want Chad...to enter the Virgin Peaks one must be unsullied by the corruption of women. I am the Champion of these fair peaks, to pass you must defeat me...6yr ⋅ Killer-keem-star ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While on the train you notice a mysterious man across from you...7yr ⋅ TH3_M01ST_0NE ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You approach a mysterious travelling merchant in the distance...6yr ⋅ gameralways123 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
(Request) You've perished in battle and find yourself before a robust and gallant kami, weighing the sins of your soul for to assign you an afterlife. After a moment of silence, he declares that you will make him a fine chamberpot wench.7yr ⋅ AvuncularPederast ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Upon finding your way into the fabled Diamond Mines, you come across the legendary Sleeping Leviathans guarding the way. Do you dare wake them?5yr ⋅ jm_618 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On a mall quest you sniff trouble: dropped panties and sweaty leather. You look up to see the freshly waxed bodies of Chad warriors descending to Earth upon a magical stairway. Your eyes are drawn inexorably towards the throbbing promise within their bulging bag of holding. How do you escape?5yr ⋅ reified ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
If you get to this point in the NPC romance dialogue tree, you better have a backup save.6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
whilst enjoying some tendies and dewey at the park you are approached by the Tendies Queen, who demands you surrender your tendies. what dew you dew?1yr ⋅ NormieChad ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Equipment] You win this prize in your encounter with a Monster. How will you use it?5yr ⋅ njtrafficsignshopper ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You’re in the ancient crypts of the academy of euphoria, when one of the wise ones shushes you and asks you to stop reeing. What do you do?5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The legendary Neck Orc. He has slain and ate many humans and tendies.7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The tavern owner tried to kill you with ice magic-infused food! You summon law enforcement to handle your would-be murderer.6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Upon returning to your Fortress of Solidew, you hear a commotion....7yr ⋅ lilJamieEllsworth ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Around a month after robbing that merchant’s shop, you encounter a bounty hunter. “Heh, so your the one that robbed that store eh? You don’t look too tough.”6yr ⋅ ZeemTheDream ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While at the Imperial Sportsfields, you encounter the Heavyweight Champion of Glory Kickboxing Badr Hari, and he challenges you to a fight to the death. How do you respond?1yr ⋅ SomaCruzReturns ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Down a back alley in Chadsburg, you hear the cries of a fair m'lady in danger. As you rush to her aid, you find that it is a trap and the m'lady is an assassin sent by the Chads. What do you do?4yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your quest leads you to Marquel's Castle. Greeting you are Los Tres Doritos.7yr ⋅ N0sferatu_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After destroying the lair of the demi-Chads, you make your way to a local tavern to sample their selection of tendies and fine hunny mussy. A beguiling m’lady catches your eye. A m’lady no regular fedora would satisfy.6yr ⋅ friendswithbeeees ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Whilst navigating the inky darkness of the forest, you are knocked backwards with a loud thud and a blinding light appears. Minichad the Lit blocks your path.6yr ⋅ c_i_CT ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
This artwork illustrating the prophecy of the chosen one should feature in the intro cutscene.6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your way to visit your sensei for some dew tea and dorito cakes in the hidden ninja village you come across a shady individual with a cocky smirk on his face on the dojo. He states with his cocky voice that the old piggy is dead and his spilled guts wait for you on the dojos top floor.6yr ⋅ Trisice ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter a young weeb. “Dear m’sir a chad has taken my manga, I’ll be forever indebted if you could return it to my person”5yr ⋅ Toddpacker420 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Defeating Conductor Chad has unlocked the bullet train. You may now fast travel between Neo-Tokyo and Sagan Town!6yr ⋅ bakester14 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Upon Defeating The Inquisitioner Of Akkad, You Unlock A New Clothing Item5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Pumped up on Dorito fumes, you foolishly challenge a high level swordmaster over a couple of tendies...6yr ⋅ LordofRealty ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A new character for you to do your with with, an assassin who blends in with a crowd7yr ⋅ lukey5452 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Walking to the Small Talk Tavern, you encounter a Hill Billy Beard! He challenges you to a duel, because goin' to the tavern is furr city sslickers in a strong country accent. What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ YEEEEEeEeseresrsr ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
These are Urkek-Hai! Their print-tees are thick and their MAGA hats broad!6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After infiltrating the local gym you accidently lock eyes with an unforeseen chad...6yr ⋅ LordofRealty ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Request] A sensei and his apprentice train deep in the woods... (xpost /r/justneckbeardthings)7yr ⋅ Ithinkiplaygames ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You feel an immensely powerful presence appear behind you.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You come across two ideological warriors opposed in battle. Do you walk away or choose aside? Perhaps steal tendies from the victor?5yr ⋅ RaptorSpade1296 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You bribe the Vault Guard with Tendies. He shows you the way down to Howard's Den.7yr ⋅ Tansut ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you explore the Land of Stacies, a strange walking man approaches you...6yr ⋅ gameralways123 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You find this poster in a store while you searching for dew. What dew you dew3yr ⋅ Hectorheadshots ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] After disposing the /pol/ish grunt, you encounter his commander7yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You can almost see the outline of his face... it’s getting there...6yr ⋅ AthenaDeviline ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Exploring the ruins of Tokyo, Nippon steel blade firmly clutched in your hand, you open the door to a small shack you come upon. Alas, the doorknob is cursed, and a powerful warrior with duplication Magic is summoned behind you...5yr ⋅ badbakedpotato ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
This silver-tongued merchant can handle himself in a fight, too. Can you help him defend the kingdom against invaders from the Southern Lands?7yr ⋅ spedere ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Elixers. The cryptic labels on the bottles offer little insight into their effects.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] As you enter the seemingly deserted temple, you are accosted by a neckbeard and his familiar!6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After setting out to sea in order to discover new lands, you realise your ship is surronded by the grand fleet of infamous Pirate Captain Bucklebelt5yr ⋅ SquidBangR ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
This guy wants to recruit you to topple the local tyrant. Will you help him?6yr ⋅ samsoncorpus ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Shodown with your grandma. Showcasing one of the worst debuffs in the game.7yr ⋅ Jeedras ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] The Brisk Knight, here to determine the supremacy of Iced Tea against your Mountain Dew7yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Do you wish to browse my wares? I have some of the finest dew in the land7yr ⋅ chiefhalo ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Celibacy Conclave has granted you passage through the Virgin Peaks. As you enter the pristine valley of Suburbia, you find the road blocked by a White Knight of the Citadel. What do you do?6yr ⋅ AlterArtbyRob ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure euphoriation...7yr ⋅ Wheredoesthetoastgo2 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Request] A Level 29 fedora tipper, who has mastered the art of the blade.7yr ⋅ Theleerussell ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You travel along the coasts of the “Roastie Coastie” and smell fresh dorito dust and mountain ale, almost masked by the musky smell of spray of axe. Then the wandering crazed vagrant approaches you, muttering about chads and respect for females. What do you do?6yr ⋅ Lionwulf_says ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[request] Good Boy makes the ultimate sacrifice to kill a group of chads7yr ⋅ Captain_mathmatics ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Some of the item drops in NeckbeardRPG start new quests. I'd advise against starting this one.6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[request] You've reached the doors into the Great Dew Sanctuary, Halt, you're not getting through to the dew without going through me first!7yr ⋅ Spank_My_Toaster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Ainsely the Black approaches you: G'day mate, I'm a wizard of magic and BBQing and master of spicy meat tendies. May I join your crusade?7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
you find this young girl siting in a abandoned mansion what will you do?3yr ⋅ absolstorm ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A fellow traveler subdued by feminist sucubuses disguised as nipponese feeemales7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have encountered a true ninja. Lest you doubt his skills, here is a small demonstration.7yr ⋅ mellowmonk ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Anyone want to try their hand with an old photo of myself? My wife's a redditor and loves this sort of thing.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you travel towards the Temple or Tendies you encounter a mysterious warrior. The blade or the Dew, the choice is on you he says. Which do you choose?5yr ⋅ SodaMane ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After fighting your way through the rest of the castle, you finally reach the throne room.5yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“Halt, traveller!” the pagan man commands, “To leave my dormitory, you must answer three riddles. If you get any of them wrong, or if you refuse, we will duel!” What dew you dew?11mo ⋅ MasterKlaw ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
