This comely vision peeks around the corner, notices your bulge, and says “uWu what’s this?” as her honey pot releases a delectable musk. What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ GoodMoleman2You ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
*game start* you head towards a store to buy a pony for faster travel, the merchant then hands you his biocard and asks if youre going to help him find his own m'lady, what do you do?6yr ⋅ longswordsuperfuck ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] Grass doth not grow on a busy road. quoth the shaman of the crossroads.7yr ⋅ hazysummersky ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] A Lesser English Ogre stumbles across your path and stares at you belligerently.6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] As you plunder a seemingly deserted keep, you find the room's lone occupant, seemingly asleep...5yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Great Waifu War. It has emerged again and the Maid soldiers are attacking Neckbeardea. What do you do?7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your way to meet the Final Chad, you find an adorable and small merchant.6yr ⋅ tylertiushman ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Return thy sacred skin, fowl witch, or I shall take what is mine by force!5yr ⋅ Schrodingers_Catboy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Yu-Gi-Yo rider approaches: gonna send ya to the shadow realm, kid.7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Heh, looks like you've entered my 『D A N G E R O U S P L A C E』. Prepare to match wits, kiddo.6yr ⋅ CreamyCrayon ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A newly discovered photo from the Second Fundie Conflict sheds new light on Adam Winters' famous daring escape.7yr ⋅ Zelpa ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The intoxicating aroma of fresh tendies causes you to drop your guard and fall into a trap!7yr ⋅ lilJamieEllsworth ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
*quest start* Chad has stolen your m'lady! He has taken her to the realm of Chads. This will be the hardest quest ever done! What do you do?6yr ⋅ longswordsuperfuck ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] The terrifying Headless Chad stalks you this Hallow's Eve...6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Tutorial: You begin your neckbeard journey as a student at the school of the blade. Your sensei the legendary Tendie M’Defendy requests that you use 100% of your power and attack the blue object before you. What do you do?6yr ⋅ brownsandsadness ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Level up enough and do the unlock quest, and you can ride this from town to town without random Chad encounters!6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are approached by this hooded ranger in Virgindale, what do you do?5yr ⋅ Kiario95 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a hard 30 minutes of travel you set camp in The Oddlands. You slip quickly into a post-tendie slumber only to be awoken suddenly by a foul stench. You know not who this edgelord is, or why he attacks, but you must act fast or face death. How do you react???2yr ⋅ SenseiLaDew ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You come across the man Stalking his prey in the brush. What can I Didgeri-do for ya?6yr ⋅ jad103 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Remember those missions with the Weaboo faction that had those cool anime cutscenes?6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“Welcome to my humble store weary traveller, please look at my wares and see what takes your fancy ;)”6yr ⋅ bigsamjapan ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Antifa assassin roams Necbeardea to find tendies from near and far. They say his belly can withstand many bullets, spell blasts and katanas.7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A merchant presents you with several kinds of Chad bait to use on your journey5yr ⋅ Nothingman001100 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
What was once powerful magic available to only the most elite wizards has come into the hands of commoners.6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Welcome weary traveler. The path to TuneLand lays beyond this point. I cannot let you pass unless you play the melody of my people.6yr ⋅ UberM0nk ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Join our faction, bearded one and together we shall take down the chad empire!6yr ⋅ Soe_Jwanson ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Travelling through the Caves of Ubuntu, you surprise a powerful WIZARD. He regards you with suspicion. What now?5yr ⋅ ghoof ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Wandering around crowded yet small roads of weeabo refuge camp you come across a moody powerful swordsman. Before you can do or say anything, he says Not interested... with his aggressive yet gloomy voice.6yr ⋅ Trisice ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Fedora Gopnik]: CYKA BLYET . . . in Soviet Russia . . . Tendie dips you!6yr ⋅ EnvironmentalTiger ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Neon green is the color of evil (according to Disney)[x-post r/justneckbeardthings]7yr ⋅ HorsePaard ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While playing a friendly game of poker, your opponent reveals a card with mysterious dark powers than instills fear in your heart. What will you do?5yr ⋅ eaquino03 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Welp, I finally did it, boys... After years of grinding, I finally unlocked the legendary dew armor set. Couldn't have done it with all of you.6yr ⋅ rampage95 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A new merchant opened his shop in town. BIG BOYS ONLY reads the sign. Do you step in?6yr ⋅ L0RD1M4N ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
It’s the elite Chad Special Forces, Track and Field Division! They’ve been sited on the outskirts of Brony Point. Who will go forth to repel them?5yr ⋅ ratchetman556 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As the inprisoned maiden screams oh-no! for the third time, a blood-soaked genie enters the fray!6yr ⋅ TheLegendOfHank ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Venturing deep into the Fratlands, the doorkeeper stands in your way:6yr ⋅ medfordmartin555 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] A suspiciously dressed man emerges from the shadows, claiming to be on your side...7yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
WANTED: This group is notorious for stealing tendies, wifus and the dews of magic. Bring them either dead or alive to receive the goblet of golden tendies.7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long journey from the the Isle of Incels you rest you weary soul at an inn. Your slumber is interrupted by the beautiful smell of fresh tendies wafting from below. You rush out of bed to investigate, but your path is blocked by a strange figure. Read my shirt buster. Your journey ends here3yr ⋅ SodaMane ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You’ve used The Note From Mommy (+2 Charisma) to narrowly escape gym class once again. Upon taking refuge behind the gym you encounter a pack unknown ruffians. Be they friend or foe? Legitimately dangerous or ironically hip? They approach, so think fast...what do you do?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your party passes a petrified paladin sitting on the pavement. He seems worn from from war and maybe a little bit parched. They point and proclaim Perchance, you paragons wouldn't happen to have any extra potions for a poor protectorate? How do you patriots parle?5yr ⋅ The_FNX ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You find yourself on the approach to the lair of your mortal enemy - do you dare proceed?5yr ⋅ enthusiasticdave ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Anyone have info on the upcoming Holiday DLC? This just got leaked recently.6yr ⋅ GratefulDad- ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A lone Wanderer stops in at the local Tavern to exchange tales of past endeavours.6yr ⋅ NotoriousMaple ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Choose wisely, gentlesir. For you may only choose one. They grant immense powers to the bearer.6yr ⋅ GorillaFisticuffs ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Random encounter with Assassin Rogue. He has +6 to backstab with his fingerless gloves!7yr ⋅ FilthyGypsey ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you step onto the arena, a group of giant thugs block your path and demand ransom for passage4yr ⋅ Lord_Ahrim1536 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Knight of Dew, Warden of the Eternal Cistern (credit to https://www.reddit.com/user/Polywhirl165), xposted from r/outside6yr ⋅ _Aimless__ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While on your voyage, you stumble upon a den of the fairest maidens. Your time is precious but your long journey has made you lonely. What do you do?6yr ⋅ kodakopp ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you stroll through the streets of Normieville you are suddenly ambushed by two assassins.6yr ⋅ RandomSouthAmerican ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you approach the boss chest, you hear something stirring behind you...7yr ⋅ RonnieLeggette ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A picture of the first king, Tendius The Good. They say his spirit lives on in each ruler of the neckbeard kingdoms.5yr ⋅ Someonekul ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
I am the mouth of MAGA. Is there any in this rout with the authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me?6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After entering a dark dank cave, you come upon the legendary dark magical wizard, Seandale.6yr ⋅ KingofRomania ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Zero Ultra pistol. Uses ballistic ammo but deals energy damage. Normally carried by Kyle Clan gunmen.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You plunge your sword into the sweaty folds of the behemoth...5yr ⋅ wakandanlepricaun ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] The Orcish princess looks upon you with affection.7yr ⋅ EVAN_EVAN_EVAN_EVAN ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After befriending the ogre, he allows you to help yourself to the drinks in his fridge.6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] By Order of Queen Celestia and the Court of Bronies, present your Beauty Mark or turn back!6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Hark, your path is blocked by a strange half neckbeard / half chad halfbreed. What dew you dew.4yr ⋅ TapesNStuff ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Only a master of both Pastamancy and Fryology could create such a heavenly dish.5yr ⋅ FriendlyCraig ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
as your part treks through the old kekistani ruins one of your party members accidentally awaken three ancient kekistani warriors,6yr ⋅ slashermp ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Early in your journey, your path is blocked by an elderly Chad and his armored vehicle! You can't defeat him, for now...7yr ⋅ zzuxon ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
