You encounter a worshipper of the Tate cult in the Incel Rock, as he runs from you like a coward.1mo ⋅ SomaCruzReturns ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Oh no, it's finally happened: NeckbeardRPG has microtransactions. You have to go here to get your m'sterious loot boxes.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As the battle goes on, your step father shouts You're gonna pay for what you did to your mom! what do you do?6yr ⋅ ManyFacesMcGee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Court of Wizards hired you to infiltrate the Army of Chad and return this treasure to its rightful owner. What will be your next move? Charm M'lady/ Fight / Bribe the Sergeant/Wait for the night6yr ⋅ asdheinz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have committed crimes against Kekistan and her people. What say you in your defense?6yr ⋅ Murph-Oh-4 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While searching for the burning blade in the dungeon, you find out you're not the first to get to it:Rah! The blade! It is CURSED i tell you! I can't let you have it... It is MINE! What do you do?5yr ⋅ ManyFacesMcGee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long and tiresome journey, you enter the town shop hoping to find some worthwile items. The shopkeeper looks visibly annoyed as you approach the counter...7yr ⋅ Knullgubbe ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A wandering swordsman enters your establishment in search of a firearm made of the finest Nippon Steel.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While raiding the Pepsi factory in the 4th Hell of Baator you come across the vilest of nightmares...6yr ⋅ Moar_Coffee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You come upon a bard practicing his art for a paltry donation...6yr ⋅ Eliwood_of_Pherae ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
At the end of your journey through the shadowlands, you encounter one of the most amazingly powerful thinkers ever, he states: “i am not a neckbeard, i am not a chad, i am big brain wojak, and you have a 100% chance of dying to me” what dew you dew?2yr ⋅ Deep-fried-gaper ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You finally manage to track down the euphoric guru’s dwelling, but find it stripped and empty. Something is terribly wrong here...5yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Will you chance a night's stay in this beast's secluded chamber? Or will you venture into the night and brave the storm?5yr ⋅ NeXus_Alerion ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Angered by your lack of tendies you promised to pay him, the merc you hired leaves your service with the loot you had him carry.6yr ⋅ ZeemTheDream ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter a traveling cleric at the general goods store. Low Faith builds be warned, he may attack on-sight.6yr ⋅ TasteThePainbow88 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Lord of the Land grants you an audience with him. I can offer you work, but only if you kiss my boot!6yr ⋅ SpookyLlama ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You must earn the respect of my tribe if you wish to pass through these deserts unharmed, let's see how you are with a sword...6yr ⋅ kakster22 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The evil priest appears and wants you and all citizens of Nintendo town to convert to give up on video games and anime and convert to this mysterious religion he calls Catholicism What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ KirbySuperStarX ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Here is a character sheet for a neckbeard scenario involving a party called the tendies brotherhood. I hope you will like it, as i have more in stock.5yr ⋅ Gnarkill007 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After leveling your firearms skill to 100, return to the weapons master to learn the advanced AoE technique: Euphoric Flurry6yr ⋅ bakester14 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You make it to the final Boss's lair, aka the club. Chad looks at you and laughs, What are you going to do to me, you measly gamer?6yr ⋅ TheBestSpeller ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Friend Zone Sentry (Lvl.1)]: Heh . . . this is Nippon steel, and you won't be leaving the Friend Zone through here.5yr ⋅ Greater_Los_Angeles ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
If you beat NeckbeardRPG and start New Game Plus, you get to use the ultimate weapon: M'issile Rick6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Corrupted Nice Guy: Once betrayed by a savage jewish Stacy, he lost all his faith and fairness. Now, after becoming a master of darkness, he resides in a poorly ventilated basement crushing chicken bones and preparing his revenge.5yr ⋅ FindanTheElf ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
When the party needs to rest, but you sense enemies nearby...6yr ⋅ SenselessDunderpate ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A foreboding figure stomps into the town square. I am MAGAPHONE MATT, Destroyer of Libtards, he booms. Which of you pathetic SJWs dares to challenge me to a RATIONAL DEBATE?5yr ⋅ Maximillien ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The elite soldier emerges from behind his shield and surrenders after witnessing just 4% of your power5yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[request] this robe has been rumored to exist only in the dreams of those most exalted elders7yr ⋅ not_a_mormon_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] A disfigured troll hops out from under the shadows and raises its' arm in greeting6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While adventuring through Neckbeardia, you find two grand lords of food facing off. What do you do?5yr ⋅ maggogerts ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Halt, normie profligate! You are confronted by a Kekistani Legionary.6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Along the way you encounter a settlement guarded by a sniper. Your inventory appears to be low and the settlement looks well fortified holding amble amounts of Mountain Dew and tendies. Do you continue down your path or approach the settlement gates?6yr ⋅ CrimZ_24 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you are walking across the dirt path on your way to the City gates, a strange man approaches... he looks sad but also angry at the same time, he threatens you...5yr ⋅ V3ZN1K ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] As you approach the Vault of Self-Pleasure, its' guardian steps out from the shadows6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After you have defeated all of the 5 chad warlords raiding neckbeardia, you will be met by the neckbeard god himself. As a reward you get a livetime of tendies and mountain dew.6yr ⋅ reza_1710 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Having arrived at the address written on the invitation you received from a mysterious benefactor, you are greeted by an elite Kyle, showcasing his menagerie of finely crafted weaponry. “Let’s talk... business.” He says. “No funny business.” You can’t help but not trust him.4yr ⋅ Demidrake ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You enter Waifu Cave in hopes of finding the golden body pillow you seek, but are immediately stopped by these vampire quadruplets5yr ⋅ Gingizzler ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] You are confronted by an Equestrian Guardsman, who demands proof of your ancestry6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your journey to shadowlands you begin to feel that atmosphere around you is getting heavier. As you move forward everything starts to look darker and bleaker. As you blink your weary eyes your vision clears and a clocked figure appears. With its towering figure you realize its the Grim Reaper.6yr ⋅ Trisice ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your attempts to attack the Ninja Guardian of Tendizu are too slow as he teleports around you. What is your next move, warrior?6yr ⋅ 420_E-SportsMasta ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Just as you are getting ready to camp after a long day, this boy teleports behind you.7yr ⋅ Comrad_Zombie ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A vile form phases into view from the wall beside you, blocking your path. I'm impressed you were able to defeat my colleagues, but their strength is nothing compared to mine. Play time is ogre. Prepare to fight!6yr ⋅ WeakKneesStrongDrink ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You send Stacy some intellectually arousing texts and this Chad Splitter of fedoras shows up at your basement, what do you do?6yr ⋅ ScoopOfBreakfast ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you tread through the caves of incel rock, you encounter someone with powers unimaginable strength, his weapon and armor gives him the power to counter any attack, what dew you dew??2yr ⋅ Deep-fried-gaper ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you rest at a bonfire in the town square of Danksburg you are approached...6yr ⋅ Vextor64 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you explore the old graveyard, you hear a low, otherworldly growl... TENNNNNDIES....6yr ⋅ lbreinig ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
I have felled many a cowardly Chad in my days. Tell me, traveler, do you really think you will be any different?7yr ⋅ mustangs78 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In your journey you find a weebo enigma machine. What secret message shall you send good sire?3yr ⋅ TapesNStuff ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A hellish demon appears to take revenge on you for all the chickens you’ve consumed.5yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While exploring the lands of the Fur Confederation, you are confronted by a soldier with a dire warning.6yr ⋅ ehqlghost ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You're on a path, you notice a mound blocking your way. Suddenly, the mound ascends into the moonlight, and you behold...BIG GULP THE GIANT!7yr ⋅ Bing0Manding0 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You were just winning a game of dice with a half-orc taverngoer when he turns the tables, drawing his hidden Damascus steel scimitar!7yr ⋅ ChickenpoxForDinner ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A rival band of adventurers cross your path: Are they friends or foes? What do you do?5yr ⋅ ILoveAMp ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[Request] At the end of your long side quest you face off against the ultimate hidden boss, Kojima the Architect6yr ⋅ JohnMeadowcroft ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A young Hutling tries to seduce you for your stash of tendies and Dew.6yr ⋅ teabaggin4trump ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You meet a shopkeeper atop a hoard of Potions of Chadness. What do you do?5yr ⋅ NoahWeisbrod ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A humble Bard approaches and offers to award his Pick of Doom if you help him with his Virginity Quest. +3 Agility, +2 Charisma, Can now play the Lute.6yr ⋅ GratefulDad- ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you approach the city gates a man stops you this is crusader land no neckbeards or weebs can enter the city5yr ⋅ aflythatlikespie ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Finally got enough Good Boy Points to give my animal companion the 'Healthy Good Boy Frame' upgrade.5yr ⋅ bighatlogar ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You stumble into a foreign land (bathroom) and find an amazing sight. The enchantress beckons you to bathe with her. Is this a trap? What you do?4yr ⋅ dezroy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Weary from your travels, you and your companions come across a sacred altar and decide to make camp for the night.5yr ⋅ ZippyTWP ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You're weary from your travels through the Kingdom of Chad, but you must go on to raid supplies. You come across an empty yard, fresh with the smell of barbecued tendies. Upon entering, you come across Michael, the Profound Warrior of Reason & Logic. WYD?5yr ⋅ doesThis_upset_You ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On a quest for GBP, you engage the Fedorian Guardian of the kitchen. What is your next move?5yr ⋅ aceofseafood ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] A masked Ancapistani Klansman offers you glory and conquest, in exchange for your allegiance6yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Halfway through the boss battle, The Eternal Chin casts his signature buff6yr ⋅ ShatteredStarlight ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
My blade has harvested the souls of countless Chads...do you truly believe a different fate awaits you?7yr ⋅ CoolRanchBajaBlast ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
UNO Vendor. “Hello Traveller! Welcome to our fine Uno Card Emporium! We sell many different varieties of UNO decks and are happy to serve!” 1) I would like to buy. 2) I would like to sell. 3) Can you explain the rules? 4) What deck would you recommend me?5yr ⋅ Doobie_Bro_420 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are walking through the slums of Dorito-Reach... by the corner of your eye you see a beggar, he looks like he's seen the end times... he stumbles towards you.5yr ⋅ V3ZN1K ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A Great Pestilence sweeps the kingdom of Neckbeardia. The BEARD ROT is upon thy brothers blubbery necks. Countless corpses already litter the streets amongst the mountain dew cans and cheetoh packets. Why did this happen? How will you cure this epidemic? Could this be the end for Neckbeardia?5yr ⋅ mrdankpuss ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Anyone know how to unlock this new class? How long is the grind?6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Bayabolus the Blade ambushes you from behind an innocent seeming mini-cooper, you have 1 turn to react!6yr ⋅ Ytumith ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Lil Reggie dares you to call his M’lady a fat bitch..one more time. Come to your senses and apologize or face Lil Reggie’s wrath?6yr ⋅ teabaggin4trump ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After failing the stealth check, the merchant catches you trying to steal his precious merchandise. He gives you two choices, Pay up or face the wrath of an angry merchant...6yr ⋅ ZeemTheDream ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have traveled to the far side of The Dew Mountains in search for The Hidden Ninja Village. During your travels, you find this mysterious warrior. He seems docile, but it is near impossible to tell what he is thinking. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ EmperorBrettavius ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
a rogue approaches your camp I've heard of your skill, hero. If need be, I can lend you my expertise in espionage, for a price...5yr ⋅ MemeDealer33_2nd ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The year is 20XX. You’ve encountered a gang of mutant neckbeards with purple hair and soul patches from copious amounts of m’dew baja blast. The leader has sworn to celibacy and protects himself with a golden chastity belt....until he finds a nice m’lady like yourself. What is your next move?6yr ⋅ disfrutalavida ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have breached the great fortress of Chan Town and stormed the throne room. To your surprise it is empty. As you marvel at the throne you hear a *ping* and are greeted by the scent of freshly reheated tendies. How to you proceed?4yr ⋅ SodaMane ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While roaming the streets of the tendie city, you get ambushed by a tendie madia member. Pay him protection tendies or die.6yr ⋅ reza_1710 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[request] So you're a Redguard, eh? We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts. Our lands are home to only the grandest of Wizards.7yr ⋅ GraZZmaZter ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
New Area Discovered; the Fountain of Dew'th. Your journey was harsh so far traveler, resupply here so the empty flasks in your lair have a new purpose.6yr ⋅ dudeisundead ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A masked man suddenly appears before you and draws his blade. Not a moment passes before he says I am the dark beard. I am the cold dew. I am the just sword. With the blade in hand shall i reap the thots of this world and cleanse it in the oils of crispest tendies! I am Hakumen! The end has come!5yr ⋅ Trisice ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are handed an ancient blade by the elderly knight, his days of tipping his helm at fine maidens is over. Dorito dust caked upon his gauntlets, remnants of the feasts of old. +5 respect.6yr ⋅ pooping_ATM ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You sense a strong Dew presence and you find the Dew Master:Savior of M'ladies and Feaster of Tendies5yr ⋅ LazyLazzy23 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You meet the local snitch: Give me 3 tendies and I will teach you about the moistest Stacy in the land What will you do?5yr ⋅ FindanTheElf ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A wizened man silently approaches from behind the ancient Sakura trees.6yr ⋅ dicrydin ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
