you've fought your way down the handmade tunnels dug in moms unfinished basement, fighting off possessed mlady dolls and avoiding cumsock landmines until you reach the bottom of the dungeon, where you encounter a neckbeard empowered by the relic blood of gygax, what dew?1yr ⋅ Murgo777 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you are strolling in a foreign bazaar, Lord Hypnobeard blocks your way, demanding you to gaze upon his countenance. Can you withstand?5yr ⋅ dudeisundead ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Beast Master of Kanto appears before you and offers to teach you in the ways of summoning his creatures.6yr ⋅ Zanbuki ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Browsing the market you happen upon a strange artifact, it appears to be an enchanted item with which to consume your tendies with. Are you willing to part with half a gallon of your deweys in exchange for it?5yr ⋅ badbakedpotato ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You tell your companion to wait on the bench whilst you enter the dungeon5yr ⋅ Toddpacker420 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
It seems your plans to sail to Anime Island has been foiled, and perhaps your life has been foiled as well... What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ YEEEEEeEeseresrsr ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your journey to the next town you find your path blocked by three shadowy figures, before you can say anything the leader approaches.5yr ⋅ FleshTearers ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you unload shipments of tendies at port fedora you spot an enemy vessel approaching the dapper coast. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ QuanBeato ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Weary from your travels, you come across a warrior of legend whose knowledge of the blade is unparalleled. What do you do?5yr ⋅ Ashtong386 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The mighty Milo Shaman will mend your wounds with his mystic healing powder.6yr ⋅ Kamenraiden ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After completing the “Flight Training” quest line, you get your very own aircraft, the Flying Pogchamp.2yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The high waifu council is looking to bring in a new member. Your waifu begs you to assist her in proving her worth. The council calls you and your waifu in for her to prove herself. How do you help?4yr ⋅ JewelSerket ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You decide to attend the mage college. Your peer, “Headphones the Lustful” presents a bold new view of magical history. Do you recruit him to your party?6yr ⋅ RuffneckRaven ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Made a videogame cover for this sub in IT, hope you guys like it (sorry it was chopply made)5yr ⋅ Aravini ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
M’Batman has joined our ranks! “New emo twilight bhaman is appropriating my spotlight, shall we make him suffer the wrath of the night”? What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ TAOGtenetGOAT ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Heh, and you Chad's thought it would be easy to steal M'lady on our day to be wed!6yr ⋅ Cattywompusx ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Oh no! While daydreaming about anime tiddies yet again, the Dewmobile ran out of gas in a very low-tech part of Retroland. A nearby gas station should have enough Dew to refill your tank. Where will you go?4yr ⋅ galaspark ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Grem-cato offers you elixirs for your journey. Though you do not trust his manic appearance, you decide to glance at his wares4yr ⋅ Firehawk195 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While travelling through Nerd City in search of new items, you encounter the legendary arms dealer, Mall Ninja! His wares include Dew and tendie holsters, katanas, throwing stars, nunchucks, even black market items if you can ask right. Well, what do you want to do?4yr ⋅ GiiTheMetalhead ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Chad the trickster casts what seems to be a basic charm spell but now your waifu is suddenly a husbando. And you... what do you do?5yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The mall pyromancer’s signature weapon, the chineseum combo dagger.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You make it through the fratlands only to find Chadicus. “I will put your nippon steel to the test”5yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Take me to your finest quarters, innkeeper! I must rest and grow strong for war.6yr ⋅ yankee_candle_seance ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Allow me to offer a demonstration wanderer. *Chuckles* Your innocence is truly intoxicating...6yr ⋅ CoolRanchBajaBlast ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While sitting in seedy jazz pub this confident harmonica slinger confronts you and challenges you to a mouth harp duel. What do you do?4yr ⋅ Idkrntbh ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You enter the throne room of the chad mind flayer: Salutations virgin, i suppose i have time to talk with the small minded today, what is it?.5yr ⋅ ManyFacesMcGee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“You will need a ranged weapon if you expect to make it through the Fratlands but it will cost you” [pay 1000 Tendies or Offer 50 dewies]5yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After fighting your way through dense thicket for hours, you reach a clearing.. but what is that whirring sound you hear?7yr ⋅ Uchimaru_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Working in thy Pa's PC repair shop, thou stumble upon this creation. The sir of M'arlboro, stripped of acces to his huge hentai collection, offers thee a hefty bounty for reconstruction of his mighty collection. The hard drive sounds shattered and leaks brown cigarette smoke goo. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ themo98 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Chad casts a spell forcing him to self identify as female and becomes a Stacey...... You’re confused and bewildered by this magic... M’Lady?5yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After many travels you finally found all the dragon balls and Shenron comes out and ask you to make one wish, tell me...what is it?3yr ⋅ KirbySuperStarX ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While fighting for the freedom of Neckbeardia, you find yourself about to be attacked by the Triads of Chad. What are you gonna do about it?4yr ⋅ literallyacranberry ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“It’s the ugly bastard! Fire!” The invading army from the East has you in their sights.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A challenger arises from a pile of cum rags. His neckbeard nest is unlike any you have seen. He scoffs at the pathetic strands of hair sprouting from your double chin, takes a long hit of his homemade vape and pulle out a shit encrusted katana. Wyd?5yr ⋅ Reggie42069 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After acquiring a pilot license and seeing on Snapchat through your unbanned stalker account that Stacy is at Chad’s pool party so you raid the air museum of it’s experimental Thunder Screech fighter and you decide to buzz Chad’s house a few times1yr ⋅ War_Daddy_992 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While traversing the interweb for your waifu, you come across another neckbeard warrior. How do you respond?5yr ⋅ BazWorkAcntPlsBePG ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
fucking paradoxical females and cuck Chads over-intellectualising steriotype asscoiated builds barely strach the surface of REAL skill & Wisdom. DW is OP as hell in patch flu hoax 21. Miyomoto Mushashi was always right. two swords = fucking meta. Society doesnt even know history or mine: 鬼 おに主人2yr ⋅ CrackMcGuff ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Finally you have found the fabled M'Man at Arms and weapon instructor ReeeReee Monstanko. He will teach you all he can about any weapon of your chosing, but you must prove your worth to him first. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ handsomezacc ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“Chad Dad” uses IRONIC JAPANESE INSULT, it’s effective! -70 Confidence6yr ⋅ TheBestSpeller ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
How many tendies exist in our galaxy? Answer correctly, and you shall pass.6yr ⋅ koalahat ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
It is said that this cursed relic can only be destroyed by the finest yet deadliest Nippon steel. According to legend, only one gentlesir is able to destroy it. Who could it be?7yr ⋅ Mcklauster ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A shiver runs down your spine upon entering the dance dojo, you know this won't end well. Turning around you see the infamous two-step twins, renowned for their incredibly light footing and unplanned, yet perfectly in-sync and seemingly choreographed routines.7yr ⋅ Zelpa ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter the Mistress of Monster as you attempt to cross the Twitterfields. She draws her Megalomonster Launcher and strikes her Pose of Seduction in preparation for attack. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ Hlangel ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encroach two merica-chads on your quest to acquire some delicious frozen tenders. They halt you betwixt two racks of ill-fitting Polo shirts demanding you pay them a modest toll before passing - your lunch money. Simply making the trip has cost you 2/3rds of your mana pools. What is your move?3yr ⋅ Platemails ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have an encounter with the fearsome Michael and his 5 friends. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ KirbySuperStarX ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The White Knight blocks your path, will Chad fight him to enter the glorious friendzone, or remain in the non-virgin wastes?6yr ⋅ everyonceinawhileman ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You enter the vendor's estate, but he has wares like of which you've never seen before. However, you don't panic, knowing you've got your trusty granter of death with you.5yr ⋅ Rawrplus ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Hearing that your waifu pillow was stolen by the Chads, you venture off to the Fratlands to reclaim her. When you arrive, a deadly foe greets you: the Neckbro. What bro? You wanna bro? For this nerd pillow? Alright, bro down the gauntlet bro! You'll never beat my Brovershield! To arms, m'dudes!4yr ⋅ GiiTheMetalhead ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Now that I have trained you in the ways of the blade and the bullet, you are finally ready to embark upon your greatest quest Senpai.6yr ⋅ TheBestSpeller ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you walk across the harbor you see a figure in the mist care to join my on my voyage m'latey5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Whilst riding your electric wheelchair, a dimensional door opens and these juggalos step out of 2011. Mistaking the hunny mussy stains on your third chin and shirt for puke stains they believe you do be drunk. They offer you moo mist faygo and heroin. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ NormieChad ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In the food court of the Grand mall you come across this Samurai defending KFC's tendies.7yr ⋅ redgriffin1 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
”YOU CANNOT PASS!” A mage wielding a +12 Stop Staff blocks your path on the Tendie Road. What do you do?5yr ⋅ LordofAngmarMB ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You enter a tavern, and spy an adept monk practicing his martial arts. He challenges you to melee combat!5yr ⋅ _omch_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Young mage uses his Smoke Skill:100 to seduce thine fairest of ladies6yr ⋅ NothingSpicy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
excuse me m'sir would you like the newest issue of our magazine? -5 tendies5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you approach the entrance of the dungeon, a Chad blocks your path.6yr ⋅ MyWeirdPikachu ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You found Stacy's forbidden diary. Surely it is filled with the erotic tales you have so imagined with her a thousand times over. As you open the book an eerie mist and pungent stench begin to fill the air as the Dorito Winged Demon appears. Surely you court death by opening those pages!6yr ⋅ Fivekidstofeed ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You stumble into a fellow neckbeards lair, as it was pitch black, you turned on the lights, to see that the inhabitant I waking up! What dew you do?4yr ⋅ Squid4012 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Hark! St. Rick approaches... no, not that St. Rick. The other one that is not a pickle.6yr ⋅ UnchainedMemery ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Ever since you crossed beyond the outer walls of the city you had felt a powerful and unwelcoming presence. Now you stand face to face with the source...6yr ⋅ LandmineFrisbee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While exploring Snacktown, you enter a seemingly vacant abode and encounter an alchemist, who offers you an elixer of life for 100 tendies. It may be a longtime before you next meet an alchemist of his skill, what do you do?5yr ⋅ secceresgr8 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you trollope around in the advanced city of Waifudon, you are accosted by a man wearing a G.A.R.þ AR helmet. He yells, I am lasagnyaffckker2376, prepare to die.1yr ⋅ Logonafrog ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
[REQUEST] A gaggle of Wizards approach you, offering you knowledge and enlightenment7yr ⋅ PETApitaS ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“It is dangerous to travel alone, take this enchanted item”. [TAKE UZI] [REFUSE]5yr ⋅ badbakedpotato ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You locate the source of the smell. Dried semen... Sweat... It's the den of a professional neckbeard. You feel the piss bottle. Still warm. Suddenly, you hear a noise from the corner. A fat, greasy man child counting his good boy points. You step on a moldy tendie, alerting him. What do you do?5yr ⋅ foreskin_fiend ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The strongest warrior in my world, Lord Benj’Amin Shap’Hiro, wielding the legendary hammer Factsn’lo’gic. He’s famous for defeating a legion of demons named the Lib t’Arts.5yr ⋅ Sachyriel ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you rub the ancient golden can of Dew, a cloud of vape shoots out of the pop top opening and a mysterious figure appears. He bellows, Guess whast under thyn cloud, m'goodboy. Will it present endless wonder, or could it be eternal torment? Do you inquire upon his question?5yr ⋅ zee_spirit ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After traveling through the lands of the normies, a great warrior stands tall to duel5yr ⋅ CommandoCanuck ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You awaken early in order to sneak through town before the Chadians awake from their drunken slumbers. It appears a fellow traveler had the same strategy. Alas, something seems amiss, and you suspect you're being followed.5yr ⋅ CooterIntruder ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Along your travels you encounter The Man of Riddles and you recall his vast treasury of tendies. Do you approach and risk the consequence of getting the riddle masters question wrong?5yr ⋅ joshshorts ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Just as you think you have safely escaped into the thigh region of the land of Kentucia, your path is blocked by a terrifying warrior.5yr ⋅ _TI82_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
It's all over, thot! Your friendzoning spree is at an end... The next move is yours -- pay your *hehe* fine, or I *hehe* haul you away.6yr ⋅ AlwaysTryAgain ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long and arduous journey you finally track down the nightshadow the assassin. Now you come to your most difficult challenge: Actually taking him down5yr ⋅ yellowpig10 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Walking through Cool-guy Centre, you glimpse to your left and before you is what you assume to be a regular NPC, but within an instant, he transforms into a notorious mercenary hired by nonetheless Chad. Khehehehehe... Prepare to die by Chad's investments, you large dicked FOOL! Combat initiated.4yr ⋅ bumbalot ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While traveling through a busy metropolis you stumble upon a guild of cybernetic warriors from the 5th realm of Neckbeardia6yr ⋅ _Paranoid_Androids_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
I heard you lockpicking that door ! Oh, you fool thought I was asleep... Hahaha ! Wrong guess kid ! Now you'll have to face my wrath !5yr ⋅ Steven_Seagal_666 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
During your travel you are forced to make your way down The Road of Certain Death, while all of a sudden you are confronted by an ominous party of 3, it seems like you will soon come to learn why this road has its namesake. What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ Ammi_553 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long journey you make it to Chadtopolis.. needing to recharge you stop at the local inn an order some dew n tendies. You receive this. What is a gentilesir to do?5yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you enter a town you see the local executioner about to behead a furry. What do you do?5yr ⋅ BigBooler ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
we're here to steal that? a gun AND a sword!? .... yes, but the guards are said to have necks SO beardy they cannot be decapitated. what dew you dew?1yr ⋅ Meowface_the_cat ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In your quest at the Dew Mountains, you find two legendary warriors. They can prize you with enormous loot and wealth, but only if you impress them. How do you proceed?4yr ⋅ Void-Of-Rainbows ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
