CHAD3000: Let's put that katana to the test

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You successfully snuck into the building to find the data drive with your browser history. Upon powering up the generator and turning on the lights you freeze in terror. He has been watching all along and you can hear the vents exhausting a strange green gas...

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A wild Chad blocks your path, flexing to assert his dominance. What do you do?

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After freeing a royal maiden of Neckbeardia from your dumb step-dad you decided to head south by south-east to Snacktown. Palatine D'Rita awaits your arrival. What now adventurer?

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A wild Chadikarp appears!

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Breaking news: countries beyond the kindom of neckbeardia are trying to get this woman fired for pedophilia and has come here to get more support from this kingdom. Here is a picture of one of their messages.

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What sort of treasures await you in this hidden abode of the gentlesir?

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You come across a bottle of distilled weeaboo blood. (I got the image by searching weeaboo juice.)

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As you shoot dead the last chad who guards your soulmate, you finally embrace.

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As a White Cis male you cautiously approach

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During your travels you stumble upon an Yggdewsil sapling. Do you dare to take a leaf?

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The Fedoration soldiers deploy a smokescreen to cover their retreat!

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A mission awaits for our heroes

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Seemingly from nowhere: a garbage druid appears! Ho, fat one. Wipe the cheeto dust from you fingers and help us rebuild the ruined Cardboard Box Henge. The ritual is at hand; the secrets it reveals may aid you on your quest.

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A fearsome war robot comes whirring toward you!

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The Archon of Armored Warfare blocks your path with her steel steed!

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You now face your most dangerous foe: one who has mastered both The Blade and The Gainz.

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While taking waifu on a walk on the beach to once again prove your undying love and commitment to her, you come across this Holy Samurai weapon. The ability is wield this magnificent weapon comes at the highest of prices...........

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You have vanquished 4 of the 5. Now only the final Pillar of Bite remains.

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After intercepting the messages between your m'lady and a suspected cuck the evidence is clear. No amount of special edition call of duty mountain dew or blue hair dye can win her back now. Do you set out on your quest to hunt him down or team up with this foe in the hopes of a threesome?

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Upon entering Snacktown you encounter this fine specimen.

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As you fly in your new airborne mount, an alarm starts blaring in your cockpit. Someone has missile lock on you!

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When exploring a long-forgotten crypt, you come across a tome with ancient wisdom

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A gentlesir appears behind a cloud of mist only to tip not one but two fedoras when m'ladying m'lady.

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You've been accused of breaking multiple laws of The Neckbeard Republic, you must clear your name or else you may be sentenced to death.

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You spot a powerful blade, untainted. It is too good to be true, it must be booby-trapped. What dew you dew?

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They say that one who attempts the ancient ritual will summon a great power, and you have attempted it. Only the mightiest of gentlesirs have actually beaten it. You succeed, and the great power has been summoned. What dew you dew?

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The M'ilitia

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I just found this sub and I can't get enough. So I made a shitty map of how I think the World of Neckbeard looks.

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You're roaming around a shady neighborhood unarmed when a voice catches your attention.

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My friends and I as the Dewrito Clan

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Whilst on your way to a meetup with the legendary YouTube star Alex Chiu you are suddenly cut in line by Chadicus Magni. He has already drawn his Nippon steel as a warning. What dew you dew?

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While scrolling through Reddit, you find a goodbeard advertising his services in the art of evading m'lady's rudeness. What dew you dew?

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Your quest screeches to a halt at the sight of a fair m'lady. You worry that she may be a siren, seeking to lure you to your end. But your katana surges at the site of her garb.

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The horny police suddenly appear and say you're under arrest for being too pervy and that they will confiscate your waifu. What dew you dew?

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You make it through the forest of tendies to the river of Chad. Your only hope is to combine your left over elixirs to form the AChad-47. What happens next?

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The unholy powers of Saint Chad are spoken of in hushed tones throughout Neckbeardia. Though he is long deceased, the remains buried inside the chapel still radiate a gains-inducing aura that fuels the might of all devout Chads. How will you purge this evil from the land?

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Please reply :(

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A CHADDINATOR has stolen your precious Waifu. Will you allow it to plow her maidenhood into a gaping abyss? Or will you stand and fight?

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Staff of Opening: allows access to Attic mini-dungeon

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[A royal Chad guard approaches] I need to ask you to stop! That... Screeching is making people nervous.

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Your cat got into one of your bottles of Mtn Dew Voltage and has gained electrical powers.

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After an intense battle, you come across a party who are on a similar quest.

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[Request] Inside the cave of blunders, you discover a Mountain Dew lamp...the genie appears...

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JAILBREAK! Episode 1

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The fast food avengers

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as you enter slavic lands, you encounter the legendary champion of the slavs

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The Gamer Wizard and his rainbow-bender apprentice

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Magic sparkling vodka, a forbidden thot potion. Dew you dare drink?

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After your long journey to the Starsburry Mall, you and your fellowship of good boys make it to the treasure of Le-go. What do you take?

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On your way to a back-alley meeting to pick up some illicit tendies, you are stopped by this intimidatingly dapper fellow. He stared you down cooly for a moment, then asks, Where you headed, bud?

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A wanderer of considerable heft appears in the distance!

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In the dank depths of the Dungeon of Pop'Cultuur, you encounter Master Titan Yugi Parker, Soldier of Fortune. He isn't prepared to relinquish his share of the treasure, and challenges you to a duel with both of your hauls on the line...

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The chicken tendy Queen has given you buffalo chicken and fries. What do you do ?

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As you make your way through the radioactive ruins of the great vape war, a hideous monster leaps from behind a waifu pillow. You are confused because this abomination has the arms of a chad, but the clear sign of a neckbeard. It chugs a protien drink with one arm and unsheaths a katana. Your move.

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The Holy Dew is Outlawed in the Great Empire of Chad, but should thou manage to smuggle these past the hallowed gates of Brofist I will bestow upon thee Enchanted Stanky Panties of Stacy... What say you...?

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While on your valiant quest to bring tendies back to Neckbeardia someone blocks your path to Chadtopia, what dew you dew?

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As you enter the dark Pubicus forest, a being approaches, is he friend of foe?

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I'm a GAMER

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After displaying your combat skills with your katana, you are approached by the two captains of the two great armys, each wishing for you to join there forces. which side do you choose?

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While on your travels you encounter a legendary Chadslayer. With proper convincing... or incentive... he may join your party. What do you do?

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You stumble across an adventurer who mastered the spell of Dangerously Cheesy Beard and offers to teach you his ways. What dew you dew!?

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You come across what seems to be a fair maiden, what dew you dew?

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After getting lost in a cave system, you find youraelf in the liar of a Goblin that calls himself ScrapDude. He calls himself an Ingeniouer and wants to upgrade one piece of your equipment or he will cut your throat and eat you. What will you do?

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You find a strange note: a reckless weeb claims that his tendies are up for grabs while he services his waifu. Do you dare to dip a finger in his sauce?

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After a peaceful nights sleep in the famous Giggling Thot Inn. You are startled awake by frantic screaming. As you open the shutters the ominous aroma of death and charred cheetos hits you. But even that can't compare to the horror that stands before you. A MECHACHAD is assaulting the village!

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As you enter the ice realm low on hp, a mutated chad outcast greets you and offers you help on your journey. Do you accept his help or slay him where he stands?

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The emblem of an elite military division

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You come across a fearless warrior that is protecting the northern lands. What do you do?[fight/trade/ask to join]

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You find a special rare healing item! But do you consume it or tip your fedora to it?

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WARNING: You are entering an open PVP zone!

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As you walk through the city streets, you find a woman carrying a ridiculously large sword, and screaming at someone who was just calmly selling lemonade. You listen closer, and realise that she’s angry that she only got two ice cubes, when she didn’t even ask for a specific amount of them.

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You find a box of what seem to be sugary goodies, but a cryptic warning on the label makes you pause.

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As you venture the Forgotten Lands of Dews in search for power and thirst quenchers, you have found the lost factory of Dews, contains full bottles of this magical substance. You reached for one bottle, and was about to escape when a man made out of dew bottles appeared. What dew you dew?

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Kitten passes you the white pill Mountain Dew. If you accept you will get lots of sex from anime girls. However, you will lose access to 4chan and Reddit. You will no longer be based as well. Do you accept?

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You have eaten the last roll up of the fruits, only to disgruntle this sweet tooth Smule. He was the chosen one for the final snack down. Can you keep it stomached for the battle of his honor?

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Youve reached the end of your journey. The Dew Lass princess of Dewlandia offers her adulation. Thank you brave warrior.

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You enter the cavern of the werewolves and suddenly you are ambushed, out numbered and low on tendies. what do you do

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You open the chest and find a Buster Sword !

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Master Salesman notices you looking at his goodies... What will you buy?

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As foreign warplanes bombard your village, you find the one directing their attack!

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On your way to the Panda Express to sample the finest exotic cuisine you encounter the foul Countess Cabbagepatch. She will transport you out of the friend zone, and all you must Dew is sample her wares. Tread lightly adventurer.

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You need supplies and stop at a local shop in normieville for some dewies. Upon entering you find an ancient warrior of the blade. What do you do next ?

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You are told a dangerous foe has hoarded all the Dew from a local town and they beg for your help to get it back for them. What will you do?

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As you walk home with your waifu, you notice a shadowy figure standing a while away from you. The figure lifts up his left army to reveal a sharp blade on his arm. He then charges toward you and swings. you manage to dodge, and you are greeted with this. What dew you dew?

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After being slipped a bad beyond burger you find yourself confronting, the Horse Girl; prom date of the forbidden shire. Do you have a corsage to pin on her?

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After entering through a portal to the past, you stumble across the ORIGINAL chad, the renegade angel himself. What dew you dew?

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Gary’s got wares if you have coin

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Stealthily waddling along the path tracking a wild Sparkle Wolf (their neon pelts can buy many plastic shurkien and fresh Doritos) you suddenly enter a fog and become lost. You hear a noise in the distance and spot this creature. It hasn’t seemed to noticed you yet. What dew you dew?

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While hunting dank memes on the shores of Lake Code Red, you encounter a fellow enlightened gentlesir from beyond the stars. How do you respond to his polite greeting?

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As you approach the banks of the Cherry Dew River, you find the bridge is blocked by a monster of ancient legend: the Juggalo Neckbeard. With a war cry of “WOOP WOOP,” he challenges you to battle rap him. Do you accept, or flee?

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After hours of searching the mall, surviving on Cinnabon alone, you discover the legendary Mall Ninja Emporium

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Well searching through some gated yards, you encounter a young spellsword, and with the spellwords flaming hot cheetos bless this blade! His sword ignites in cheesy fire, you came to the wrong yard old man! He says as he charges you

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You approach the man you stole your waifu. What do you do?

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As you return to your dwelling after a long day of hunting Chads and purchasing new clothes for your waifu, you notice two scruffy-looking mooks lounging about in your kitchen. What do you dew?

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What do you do?

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Go ahead... reach for it.

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While you're shopping for a new precious blade and supplies at the Shadow Market you found yourself delighted by this powerful item. However, another Neckbeard wants it. How do you proceed?

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An evil ninja from the clan of Akatsuki appears! How Do You Pursue?

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You are attacked soon after adventuring into the vape lands

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You encounter a <Machete Ogre>!

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The Four Warriors of Political Compass Memes approach, arguing over petty poltical positions. Do you engage with their discorse?

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You recover a legendary artifact. Dew you have the strength to use it?

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You meet Rot Marx, the fabled King of Communism! He demands that you guys share waifus! What dew you dew?

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Never should have come here

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To defeat the Chad's, one must first learn to lead their crabs into battle. For you cannot do it alone. Crabs will grab anything you give them and will die in battle for you. And you can eat the casualties

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Kyle the Flame-wielder blocks your path to the peak of Mt. Dew. He uses the Sagittarius stance. Proceed with caution, brave hero. The Zodiac protects he who guards the path.

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While looking for Tendies, you see a furry mass execution going on. Suddenly, the executioner asks you what you are doing. How do you respond?

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You’re traveling through the mountains to get some fresh tendies. All of the sudden, this young Chad stops you in your path. What do you do?

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Preparing for the arduous journey ahead, you seek assistance... from a local chad.

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We had to remove it from the sub I mod, but it's worth sharing this dumpster fire of a comment here.

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He is coming to take you off the throne of neckbeardia

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Don't insult M'Lady (anyone have the original unedited version of this picture?)

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as you enter slavic lands, you encounter the legendary champion of the slavs

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You encounter a strange man, who claims he can give you an adequate gift for the worker at GameStop, what dew you dew?

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A noble warrior finds his EMPOWERMENT

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In your travels you encounter the Ultra Karen. Summoning a pack of Feral Managers, she DEMANDS they attack you. They seem reluctant, but the chains of their bindings rattle and clang as they approach rapidly. How do you proceed?

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You have nearly finished the NNN quest, but there is still one obstacle left. Mr. Peanut himself is trying to stop you from completing the quest. How do you respond?

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When you and your gentlebuddy get captured by the furries you are forced to watch furry porn. There are 4 guards outside, the door is locked, and your weapons have been confiscated. It seems you'll need to be creative to escape this. What dew you dew?

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The Mountain Jew ^TM comes down from his lair with new rules. This is the same man whose saved you from slavery and parted a sea with his telekinesis powers. You've spent the last few months building golden idols to false gods. He looks pissed. What dew you dew?

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Get out of my chamber dad

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In recognition of the uneasy ceasefire, the Chads honor you with an invitation to the baptism of their young princeling.

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At the end of your first dungeon, you encounter the junior neckbeard. What do you do?

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While You Were Busy having skin, I Studied the Blade.

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Achievement unlocked “ sophistication “

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You storm king weeb's forest hideout and prepare to duel for his virginity.

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Some classes have hard counters; for example, Gunslinger class counters Swordsman class.

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Chadicus, keeper of maidens

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While traveling the shadowlands, you find a wicked beast known as the Employer! He says that you should quit the neckbeard life and come work for him, and if you refuse then he'll burn your waifu and eat your tendies! What dew you dew

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Eugen(i)e , The master deceiver.

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After finally crossing back into Neckbeardian territory, you cross a humble merchant and his shop of wares. Do you stop to rest?

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Angus the Meager

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On your valiant quest to find tendies for you and your humble wifeu a chad approaches you, looking rather agressive, what dew you dew?

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You enter the den of Sir Nibbleton Ironpouch, the toaster pastry baron and ruler of a large lakeside estate, to ask him for financial support. The baron himself is out, but his parlor is full of boxes of pastries and food for his Meowling pet. You spot an abandoned tendie oven, but how to get to it?

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The Goblin of Nekro will turn your flesh into ribbons.

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You see a recruitment poster for a righteous cause. Dew you sign up today?

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Oh! you habe encountered a group of brave chadslayers. Will you flee, fight or join them in their holy crusade?

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In your travels, you find a place of solace. You know you are safe here. [Save Point/Shop]

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The Vape King rises again after 1000 years of basement slumber.

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While roaming the Hipster Highlands, you discover a dojo owned by the Glasses Clan. Upon entering, you are confronted by one of their samurai. What do you do?

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on your journey, you encounter Boba Fatt: put the tendies in the cargo hold! he grunts at you; a shadow of doubt crosses your mind - how will your nippon steel perform against a lightsaber?

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The Grand Alchemist from the mystical land of Murica. Among his potions is the famed and fear cake of eternity. Each bite grants you immunity from damage, disease, and death for a dau. However, anyone foolish enough to eat the last bite shall fall in a sleep from which they shall never awaken.

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