In Tendie Town you are greeted by seemingly jolly villager. “Ho, friend! String your lute and join me in a festive tune. If you can strum the correct chords you may join me for a feast!” Do you follow this siren’s song?1yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After Illegally Entering the 'MURICA Zone You're Confronted by 'Big Business' & His 'Libertarian Lads'3yr ⋅ RetroRemake_org ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you head towards the Capitol building you come across an unruly band of misfits who are planning on overthrowing the government. The Revolution is upon us, they shout in your direction. Will you answer the call?3yr ⋅ geddon ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In the crowd of protesting m'ladies and m' gentlemen, a chad emerges! How will you deal with such a travesty?4yr ⋅ DatBoiShadowbon ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are sorely mistaken if you think that a creature of the dark cannot harness light.3yr ⋅ resolute_poultry ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You wander into a local tavern, and find this amazing spread on the table.2yr ⋅ unclerudy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
One of the few beings evil enough to unite Chads, normies, and neckbeards against him6yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your way through a small village by Dew Creek you see a poor local being bullied by a relentless Chad Warrior. What do you do?4yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While trying to relieve your insufferable thirst you're suddenly interrupted by the Pond Shaman Have you come here to benefit from my divine wisdom? Ask away traveler! But don't come any closer to MY pond... unless you want to be cursed. Ha, ha!5yr ⋅ JessicaSc2 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A blight has ravaged the land. Six months without any tendies or dewies. Your powers begin to wane but you somehow feel better. What sorcery is this?4yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As your long journey comes to a close, you come face-to-face with your greatest enemy yet: Chad the Impaler6yr ⋅ fast7400 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On your way through the Chadlands you encounter a strange vendor selling mysterious wares, What do you do?4yr ⋅ Legit_Preston_Garvey ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Ambush! You come face to face with the fearsome mall ninja- master of speed, stealth and the blockchain3yr ⋅ Evening-Site-5132 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you pass through Normieville, you see a fellow warrior preparing to enter a Stacy Outpost. Do you help him or stop him, possibly earning the admiration of the Stacy group?4yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Walking past, and avoiding the Hot Topic, a wild jester appears! Is he friend or foe? What dew you dew?1yr ⋅ CowFckerReloaded ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While traveling Slavlands with your cheeto dust encrusted waifu pillow in hand, you encounter these Russkie bois, what do you do?4yr ⋅ LaSombra666 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You have one minute to convert the cult to atheism before they sacrifice you!4yr ⋅ Urist-McWarrior ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Arriving at the edge of Vidya Valley, you encounter a Meowling trader camped on a trail. He offers a selection of goods that are sure to aid in your travels through the region. Dew you purchase anything?4yr ⋅ FearlessIntention ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A mysterious email has informed you that you’ve won a free trip to WaifuCon in Thailand! Just pick up your ticket at your local police station and you’re on your way! What do U pack?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you loiter outside the Tavern of Dew, a man approaches you. I have been trained in the mystical art of libtard destruction by Dennis Prager himself. Hand over the Good Boy Points, or i'll post your name and address on my blog.4yr ⋅ ---Herald--- ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your inquiries into exotic waifus in nearby Tendy Town has brought a powerful foe down on you. Deep down, you always knew this day was coming.4yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter a wild beast whilst traveling. Though it appears to have just finished it’s dinner, it’s stomach still growls upon spotting you. What dew you dew?1yr ⋅ _Twisty_Turns_ ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After parting the last of the cannabis shrubbery near the kush Druid’s camp, you see them: four towering Chad Golems undoubtedly summoned by one of the masterful kush druids to keep you from your dewies and waifu harem. How do you proceed, choose wisely brave adventurer.4yr ⋅ Fluffer-Pupper ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your mission: travel back in time and assassinate the Chad Prime. How do you prepare?1yr ⋅ F_T_F ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
a scholar of the blade prepares to go all out. roll for initiative1yr ⋅ Meowface_the_cat ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A shadowy figure threatens you with a fate worse than death!2yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You find a Legendary weapon for sale! Do you make the trade?3yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Do your eyes deceive you? These gentlesirs appear in your basement room with a peace offering and a message from the future.3yr ⋅ njtrafficsignshopper ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You head back to town to trade in your loot when suddenly.. two deadly mercenaries approach not so fast there bub, those woodland tendies would fetch a good price.. along with your head!3yr ⋅ MrPulaski ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Journeying through a dark cave, you are ambushed by a powerful creature unleashed by the Chads. Do you fight or flee?5yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You stumble across a dimly lit tavern named “Dews ‘n’ More”. You step inside to catch your breath, but are enticed by the scent of various corn snacks and body odor. You take a look at the menu and your eyes light up. What will you choose?1yr ⋅ xCoachHines ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter To’ia-Lettha, legendary keeper of the rolls, blocking your path to bowel relief. She challenges you as you feel your bowels turn over from those tendies you ate a half hour ago. How do you proceed? [Be forewarned, To’ia-Lettha is legendary in her land]4yr ⋅ Wwwyzzerdd420 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you enter Blazetown the notice board catches your attention. You approach it and discover a flyer posted by a Chad advertising his humble services.4yr ⋅ trustworthy-adult ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long day of travel, you’re eager to make it to the next town. But you find the road blocked by soldiers flying strange, self-contradictory flags.3yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
you see a local cowboy patrolling the town store. he seems to be guarding the delicious tendies. how do you proceed?1yr ⋅ zak454 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A legendary relic has been passed down to you. You must guard it with your life.2yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A ronin Kyle approaches your camp at the end of a long day. How do you respond?4yr ⋅ Icydawgfish ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Any good and true gentlesir knows the best deals are found deep in the DirtMall Realm4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After fighting your way into Reddit Headquarters, you finally come face to face with the mod who deleted your memes.1yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
At the end of a dungeon you rescue a shapeshifter who offers you a life debt. They can take one of these forms but are permanently changed. Which of these four do you choose as a companion?4yr ⋅ Wwwyzzerdd420 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You encounter the ghost of the last man to ever pull off a fedora. He offers you some scat in this trying time, but you are unsure of what he means.4yr ⋅ Square_Inevitable ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While in the United Confederation of Rational Libertarian Tribes you’re invited to meet their leader.3yr ⋅ PutFartsInMyJars ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You find a captured Chad being subjected to an “Advanced Interrogation!”2yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The ultimate support weapon: Missile Rick. Deals more damage the lower it’s target’s I.Q.3yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Ambush! You come face to face with the fearsome mall ninja- master of speed, stealth and the blockchain5yr ⋅ givethemayank ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The elite Fedoration soldier stands ready to defend his homeland against invading Chads5yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
King of Neckbeardia challenges you to a duel! If you manage to prove your might, he drops the legendary item NECKBEARDIA HELMET STRAP4yr ⋅ AnEvilSunBro ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You come before the throne of the Pepsi King, who laments the decline of his once-great kingdom.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On a walk through the village, you encounter a mysterious centaur...1yr ⋅ CowFckerReloaded ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are being pursued by Squirtbeard the Relentless, a huntsman born of the Northern Chadfolk who has made it his mission to clean all gentlesirs of their healthy musk. WDYD?4yr ⋅ FearlessIntention ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A squad of Fedoration soldiers stands ready to defend their home against the Chad invasion!2yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Will you venture deep into the chads lair to rescue this fair maiden1yr ⋅ SwimmingRough7553 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The door finally opens with a thud, and you're met with the grin of Roadman the Barbarian. Though he says nothing, though you already know your options4yr ⋅ SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You wake up to find yourself on the outskirts of the Pony Fields. Your head pounds, your vision is blurry and you’re caked in pink glitter. A brony stands over you...”Ho, friend! You are weak from last night’s festivities! Drink of my nourishing milk and you’ll be prancing in no time!” Do you?4yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Rounding a corner in an attempt to evade, this powerful member of the gothboiclique manages to cut off your escape. “Come, let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down,” he says, gripping his blade tighter.4yr ⋅ badbakedpotato ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You’ve been hauling your heavy bladed weapon for many hours through the hills of Neckbeardia. After crushing some chicken tendies and taking a sip of dewie, you glance upward and sitting on her throne is the Dewie Queen. You take a knee, gently tip your fedora... What do you do next?4yr ⋅ Ejgee ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Before setting out on your journey, you must choose your style.4yr ⋅ LadyAbyssDragon ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While visiting the local tendie tavern, you notice a mysterious figure lurking in the corner. Intrigued by this man’s cool demeanor, you ask the tendie maid who he is. “Oh, that’s Sir Dave, Lord of Edge.”4yr ⋅ Icydawgfish ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Butterbullet the Round approaches you with an offer to teach you the ways of weapon concealment. Command?4yr ⋅ Kamenraiden ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
On a quest to save her majesty m'Lady, you encounter her crush at the local pub. He blows sick clouds in your face and asks if you're feeling lucky, punk. What do you do?3yr ⋅ AnEvilSunBro ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After defeating his brother Muhammad is very mad. He give you 2 choice death or convert(more detail in comment)4yr ⋅ picou123 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your enemies have set up an Auto-Turret to protect their tendies!3yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your mother tells me you haven't been to church in years and are saying horrible things about our saviour, Jesus Christ. Allow me to show you the error of your ways.4yr ⋅ In_My_Own_Image ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Picking flowers for your soon-to-be-girlfriend, you find a group of tiny, playful bush chubbies in the underbrush. Respect the chubbies and good things will come your way, but you've also heard they taste great fried in batter.4yr ⋅ Square_Inevitable ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You are minding your own business mirin’ the trench coat upgrades in a shop. Thoughts of more zippers and chains nyoom over your head, hehe maybe you could even impress <crush> with it. In your daydreaming, you stumble upon this surprise encounter. What do you dew?4yr ⋅ IpLemons ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The legendary society blade hides behind a glass enclosure. What dew you dew?2yr ⋅ chilidog17 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A fine morning it is, good sir. Would you be interested in purchasing a familiar?4yr ⋅ bignastyshrek ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You return home from the Battle of Dewey Lake to find the Tendie Titan alone with your waifu. Your waifu is my waifu now. I have already had my way with her. Heh heh heh.4yr ⋅ TendiesAndHoneyMussy ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The door is blocked by a hulking armored figure. It says nothing, but its markings seem...familiar.4yr ⋅ WeponizedBisexuality ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
A new player is introduced to the anime roleplaying group you are leading. His knowledge of light novels, untranslated Mangas and Jordan Peterson lectures is vast and greatly exceeds yours. His presence threatens your position as the group leader - what do you do?4yr ⋅ plantpotpersons ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While trekking through the keyboard warrior camp, the swordsman guardian confronts you for a comment you left on his waifus fanpage4yr ⋅ TopCat772 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You see a friendly warfighter prepared to strike, dew you recruit him to your raid party or challenge him?1yr ⋅ CowFckerReloaded ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
The Scrum Master, most agile programmers of agileness. Final boss of the Office Building level.1yr ⋅ CowFckerReloaded ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
In your travels through the perilous Forest of Yif, you are ambushed by a pack of werewolves. Surprisingly, they don't seem to be aggressive. One speaks to you.3yr ⋅ pekopek ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Congratulations, you have reached level 70 and learned advanced target stabilization. Test out your new skill!4yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You see an execution taking place in the town square. The blue fox promises you a map to a wicked dragon’s treasure if you save him. The executioner readies his blade. What Dew you Dew?1yr ⋅ Ynnepluc ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
As you return home from an epic adventure, you find this gentlesir in your fortified basement dwelling about to nut on your waifu. What do you do?4yr ⋅ Icydawgfish ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You hear a noise behind you. You look up to see a Chad manning a Stacie Sled. With him are two thots. What do you do?5yr ⋅ DMMJaco ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While going through neckbeardia, you stop at a dojo because you saw people running out. This unique Dakimakura is constricting the Sensei. What do you do?5yr ⋅ maggogerts ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Red Alert!! A waifu has been captured by the chads! They ask for your entire dew and tendies stash for ransom. What do you do?4yr ⋅ JewelSerket ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
When passing through the kings road you come upon a malnourished halfling held captive by the evil baroness (presumably her snack for later). How do you proceed traveller?2yr ⋅ zak454 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While exploring the steroid mines, this deadly duo crosses your path. What dew you dew?3yr ⋅ The-Nigersaurus ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
While wandering the Alabama State Fair, you cross paths with Sir Chesterson Humphries, noted gentleman and waifu connoisseur. He is currently trying to tempt a young m'lady to return with him to his manor's sex dungeon. What dew you do?3yr ⋅ FearlessIntention ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After visiting Blazetown you’ve become lost deep in the Green Trees forest. You spy something curious - a stack of old magazines shoved into a hole in a tree. As you approach, a high-level neckbeard teleports in front of you! “Heh, though you could steal my stash, did you?” He’s dangerous..WDYD?3yr ⋅ bdd1001 ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
