New foundation for the most pallid of monarchs just dropped!!2yr ⋅ Prize-Weakness1199 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Sorry pores, I’ve been panning since I was five 💁🏻♀️ get on my level sweatstains 😤4yr ⋅ SomeLunch ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Forget Sephulta, only Target has the shades to match my Windex-blue undertones!5yr ⋅ glitchyglampire ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
CAMP 👏OUTFIT 👏 I am at the Met gala but not sure what’s happening because I have to tweet that I’m here every few seconds5yr ⋅ graphicsengineer ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Should I start contouring my nose and cheekbones? My dad said my nose is shaped like a mini potato and I look like a hamster (I’m 18)1yr ⋅ strandedstars ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
None of you pores could come CLOSE to my skincare routine!! I LIVE in my La Mer, sweaty ✌🏼6yr ⋅ give-em-hell-kid ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
The terrifying story of a pale princess forced to find a shade match at the drugstore.5yr ⋅ thatkindofgurl ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
James. Babe. I’m a fan but I don’t think my body can handle this much cringe.4yr ⋅ ozweego420 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Cut crease w the KYX “Bruiser Cruiser” shadow palette!! Used shades “Drunk person hit my eye with their head”, “I had my glasses on”, and “Not actually a bad ass” 👻 CCNW!5yr ⋅ lincicle ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I am lovinggggg this heavy blush look!! I hope my sparkly eyeshadow doesn’t blind anyone 😛5mo ⋅ Melty-Flapjack ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Day 8 in the year of our machine, 2019. The government has forsaken us. We are foolishly destroying our world at an alarming rate. Words have ceased to have meaning. Colours mean nothing. Cut crease means nothing. Glam means nothing. May the teal machine have mercy on our souls.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Newest ordinary launch...free for you sweeties with under 35k boyfies3yr ⋅ Videodiscs ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Finally panned my old palletes! Feels like I've had them for 10,000 years lol4yr ⋅ Ririkkaru ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Not even a jerk these are the real literal swatches for the new colourpop palette3yr ⋅ crashthemusical ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Over 3,000 upvotes for one shadow and no liner, you pores could NEVER5yr ⋅ spookycatbitch ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
tfw you spend years of your life following makeup drama online but still can’t do eyeliner4yr ⋅ Thesaltpacket ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
When u see a fire title and you open it looking for the joocy makeup drama but it's actually5yr ⋅ lordkronos ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
MUA is back open and no one cares anymore, you know what that means, pores5yr ⋅ GoshDarnBatgirl ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
cute little look with some of my favorite makeup products!💗3mo ⋅ venusianprincess000 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Here's a dead meme applied to a dead career, so enjoy another KVD's delusional thought4yr ⋅ wish_me_w-hell ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
i really don’t wear makeup bc i don’t know what style would work and i feel like i’d look like a clown. pls tell me how to paint my face. excuse the baby that’s slightly in frame.4yr ⋅ smolbeanlydia ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
My 20k boyfie booked a personal spacecraft to Mars to snatch up these limited edition neutrals for me. You pores could never.3yr ⋅ futurexharmony ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Just left Sephora again no foundations pale enough for me I’m defeated and exhausted5yr ⋅ bananavacado ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
If I bring this image to my new nail salon how likely will they recreate the EXACT same look????1yr ⋅ emmashawn ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I mean, I guess I’m pretty generous with my application? I go through a bottle every three weeks.4yr ⋅ skyeykskye ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Wasn’t planning on having an intense highlight today...I just blacked out and here we are 😂6yr ⋅ neversaynoto-panda ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Products: moisturizers A, B, and C, concealer, foundation, 5 different setting powders, and a hint of mascara - upd00ts to the left!3yr ⋅ catmarstru ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Every person in BadMua with fair skin fro some reason using a shade that’s ten times darker than natural skin tone be like: 💅🏼👄👁👄4yr ⋅ jetkslal ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Anyone else think a little lipstick makes the day a little brighter?2yr ⋅ PeterDaou ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
BRANDS LISTEN UP. I need a red foundation to colour match my cold ass body. #JusticeForTomatoHands4yr ⋅ funnygirlsaywhat ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Omg I’m SO INSECURE about my UGLY ASYMMETRICAL EYEBROWS, ADVICE PLS1yr ⋅ livinginthesky ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Unfortunately you can’t see my eye makeup because of my hooded eyes1yr ⋅ bleachyourrootscreep ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Reading a Charlotte Tillbury Instagram caption makes me feel like I’m being electrocuted2yr ⋅ samonella1 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Aunt Charlotte back at it again. Sure is a lot of caps for four shades of brown4yr ⋅ waterlilees ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
*puts on tinfoil hat and cracks open 4loko* THEORY: ~that sub~ mods are letting egregious violations stay up just so they can ban us when we inevitably jerk the blatantly jerkable posts.4yr ⋅ kale_whale ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Look at my amazing collection of eyeshadow pallets! You pores wish you were on my level! Stay tuned for a declutter video where I accidentally buy more makeup!4yr ⋅ Stargazer1919 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I love when my 20k boyfie dresses up as my favorite Chanel No 20000 eau de cardboard2yr ⋅ faceoh ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
