Had to fight off a panic attack and fix my makeup after crying hysterically to be brave enough to make my first post here. 😊3yr ⋅ Marissa310 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
just panned my old farte shape tape and my 20k boyfie immediately got me a new, EXTRA giant tube of my forever holy grail !!!! love love love this for my pail, porcelain princess skin 🥰🥰2yr ⋅ pettinesssque ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
is my makeup too much????? i literally don’t even wear any but my closest family and friends and boyfie tell me i look like a giant whore!!!!!!!2yr ⋅ kukluxkringle ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
MFW a company run by an anti-semitic anti-vaxxer also has shite customer service6yr ⋅ forrestke18 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
New ColourPop x Brooklyn Museum pallet... thoughts on shade selection? 🫤1yr ⋅ edenick ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Help! What do with extra light, universally unflattering lipstick?6mo ⋅ babysfirstbreath ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Cephulta CLOSED due to HURRICANE? Listen up flyswatters, if my 20k boyfie sees me without my face coated in Mars Orgasm I will literally die.5yr ⋅ GoldendoodlesFTW ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Me when the unflaired post has no sauce and I can't tell if it's a Post Jerk or a General Jerk5yr ⋅ Misses-U ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
This is not a make up pic, in this makeup sub, but please admire my hair. No compliments on my make up or anything just wanted to post my selfies and tell me it looks nice pleaseeeee2yr ⋅ niketyname ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Advice on how a manly man such as myself should fill in my brows?3mo ⋅ _antique_cakery_ ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I took the cover off my beauty blender foundation and now I’m uncomfortable4yr ⋅ jesscapades ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
my boyfie makes so much my cat can afford her own makeup 💅🏼 be jealous pores5yr ⋅ smolbeanlydia ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
You think you know struggle? Try finding a bra with my pesto undertone. That’s real oppression sweaty3yr ⋅ Kcreeps ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Stars and happy little clouds! Ignore the thing I’m blatantly drawing attention to!3yr ⋅ 29401 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Trying out the Glossier cloud paint to achieve that glow from within look 🥰3yr ⋅ shadythrowaway9 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Welcome to my 20k Pale Princess Sephulta Lair. Absolutely no pores allowed. Password: boyfie3yr ⋅ flightlessbird13 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I made something for your teal battlestations, sweatshirts! If you'd like a print, it will be $32 you pores.5yr ⋅ ginger_dominion ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
STOP OPPRESSING US PAIL PRINCESSES!! ALL LIVES MATTER (BUT ONLY THE PAIL VARIETY)3yr ⋅ g0thcat ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Trying to figure out how to spend my 20k boyfie’s paycheck are Sephulta like3yr ⋅ turtle_yawnz ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Buy my pans and post them for internet points, jealous pores.4yr ⋅ Cosmic_Hitchhiker ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Just got every1's dream vanity thanx 2 my boyfie being so rich 👏4yr ⋅ CosmicGlitterCake ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[General Jerk] Don't have a 20k boyfie to build me a vanity, so I caught my own 💅4yr ⋅ RydalHoff ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Don’t know if this is allowed but this is literally my boyfriend every single time5yr ⋅ AmbaaaDear ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
i saw this on twitter and felt the need to share it with all of you4yr ⋅ saturnzvarz ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
anyone have any good palette recommendations? looking for one with a good range of colors to add to my small collection. thanks!3yr ⋅ ohsopoor ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I’m a total glossier girl and I hated this perfume, but it’s worth the $90+ to wear around the farmers market, your living room, and your $20k boyfie3yr ⋅ pancitadechivo ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
you pores have NO CLUE what it's like to be a porcelain vampire such as myself4yr ⋅ Tilliann ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Tried something new 💗 It’s very pinkish, bright and daring, but I like it 💗1yr ⋅ neopetsfanthrowaway ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
How can I change the Tim Burton-esqe vibe that I give off? I’m afraid I look intimidating.1yr ⋅ Adellx ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Face full of makeup, how do I hide these awful deep lines and wrinkles under my eyes?1yr ⋅ mugsta ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Once again a foundijon too dark for my translucent skint.. you pores could NEVER relate!!!5yr ⋅ May_84 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Tag yourself. My 20k boyfeveve is definitely Cosmic Cream. It's a secks thing, sweaty 😜💦💞💄💎💅🏻👸🏼4yr ⋅ MosadiMogolo ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
idk why people say jeff is mean look at all the charity work he does for the pore4yr ⋅ dumbannoyingloser ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
This is my first time ever doing my makeup, but got my Norvina vol 2 palette and sooo much in love with it 😍❤3yr ⋅ arez10 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I found this vintage wood beauty blender in some of my parents old stuff, do you think it’s still safe to use?2mo ⋅ as-olivia ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Beauty blender “pan”! I’ve used this for about 15 years and just hack off pieces when it starts to look gross ✨✨3yr ⋅ dxbhabibi ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
When you spend hundreds on various mascaras and serums trying to make your eyelashes longer and your boyfriend looks over at you like6yr ⋅ dirtydry ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Where can I find this foundation shade? It looks perfect for my summer tan shade4yr ⋅ applec4ke ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
me when I broke off a chunk of my benefit precisely, my brow pencil this morning3yr ⋅ localmeatball ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Where's the INCLUSION of this shade range? I can't even use the lightest shade as contour 🙄 Us pale people are always excluded2yr ⋅ sirstinkythethird ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
in LOVE with this new glossy motherboard palette that came with a FREE glossier pouch 💕✨only $2003yr ⋅ pancitadechivo ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[FOTD] I slathered my face in liquid highlighter and stood over a lamp4yr ⋅ snorlaxmom666 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Gave up on foundation. First time embracing my dry rosacea skin and not only I think it looks better, I feel comfortable too!1yr ⋅ kippers ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
When you’re a pail porcelain princess & you gotta make the lightest foundation shade work 😩😩😩5yr ⋅ bleumoog ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I posted a picture of a cat and makeup, now give me karma u pores5yr ⋅ thebreadgirl ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Is measles a close enough dupe for rubella? Its always out of stock now since people started getting vaccinations. Ugh. 😩6yr ⋅ jvnjsh ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
