MRW an obscure Google search has only 1 result - me asking the same question 5 years ago.8yr ⋅ morebikesthanbrains ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I'm browsing Reddit mobile in bed for 4 hours and realize my Wi-Fi wasn't connected10yr ⋅ archimedes_principle ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I come home after hard day at work and my SO asks me if we could go to her parents place9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW it's my cakeday, but nobody cares because they're all from Digg 5 years ago too.9yr ⋅ calbearspolo ⋅ r/MRW
MRW My SO puts on Beyonce for the 1,000th time in the past few days. (It's helping her write the presentation she's working on)10yr ⋅ gowronatemybaby7 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I didn't pre-order Battlefront II, but I'm still sad because I just want a quality Star Wars game.6yr ⋅ SunshineBuzz ⋅ r/MRW
MRW it is reported in Time Magazine that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has subpoenaed former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's bank records in connection to the Trump Russia Election Investigation7yr ⋅ PatrickPlan8 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW When it's just past midnight someone at the pub corrects me that tomorrow is actually today10yr ⋅ iknowsomuchbetter ⋅ r/MRW
MRW A customer tells me that their email is all lower case letters with no spaces10yr ⋅ NotSure_If ⋅ r/MRW
MRW you're the only person on the planet with your name. Good thing nobody ever looks past page two.9yr ⋅ hirethestache ⋅ r/MRW
MRW someone aggressively overtakes me and I pull up behind them stuck in traffic 5 minutes later.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW sitting in a restaurant in Oklahoma and a group of hot sorority girls walk in and I realize my 1 year old son is closer in age to them than I am10yr ⋅ rockinreedrothchild ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my French friends tell me we need to turn up for Bastille Day (x-post r/france)7yr ⋅ Blangko ⋅ r/MRW
When I find out that my dads first reddit post makes it to the front page and tells me eh, that wasnt so hard10yr ⋅ jahuntin ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I see a Titanic-related ALS ice bucket challenge on r/new for the 100th time.10yr ⋅ Papi_Queso ⋅ r/MRW
When I overhear kids singing lyrics to songs they don't understand but they say it sounds cool. Like vulevu coucher avec moi8yr ⋅ BigJ76 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW to Obama giving free community college , after I've enlisted and served two deployments in 6yrs to earn my GI-BILL.10yr ⋅ chrischevy ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I pick a user name on Reddit that no one else has ON THE FIRST TRY9yr ⋅ Damn_The_Torpedos ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my already busty, pregnant wife takes off her bra at the end of the night and asks can you believe how big they're getting?10yr ⋅ Maxb176 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I browse the front page from my porn discovery account and find links from my porn submitting account.9yr ⋅ throwaway11111100000 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I've been listening to Creature of the Wheel by White Zombie on repeat for the last 5 hours.8yr ⋅ Rambo_Brit3 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when I write a Limerick on a reddit post about a woman with a double vagina and everybody says it sucks9yr ⋅ rampantdissonance ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I'm sad... and I think about my idea of who she is vs who I want her to be7yr ⋅ ElRedditor89 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW When my 10 year old tries, again, to get me to lift his Xbox Live parental controls.6yr ⋅ WolfSkill86 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I post into a ghost town subreddit, no one present but the mods, and I'm downvoted9yr ⋅ TheSanityInspector ⋅ r/MRW
MRW: The Secret Santa who got me never acknowledges they got me, and the person I'm for whom I'm a Secret Santa never acknowledged receiving their gift even though I got confirmation that it was delivered to them. Double bummer. I must have bad Secret Santa karma.10yr ⋅ mrsfunkyjunk ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I come back and see my roommate has forgotten to close out of his gf's nudes10yr ⋅ SenatorBinks ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my ex-best friend kissed the girl I had a major crush on right in front of me and the teacher in the second grade.8yr ⋅ NightO_Owl ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month8yr ⋅ PMmeYourButtPics ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I'm going 15mph over the speed limit and the guy behind me is flashing his lights at me to go faster9yr ⋅ JConSc2 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I spend the whole night commenting like crazy and sign on in the morning and it's all 1's9yr ⋅ BGrzzly ⋅ r/MRW
MRW the best man gave flasks of Old Crow to me and all the rest of the groomsmen at a dry wedding7yr ⋅ stf210 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when I order for two during Taco Tuesday but my friend cancels so I eat it all by myself.8yr ⋅ Betatide ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when TD takes over another popular sub and in 24 hours it's filled with racist and anti-Semitic posts7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when my comment from yesterday with 2 upvotes winds up on the front page as a LPT with 23K+ upvotes.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I visit Germany and get made fun of for trying to fit in the culture and speak German8yr ⋅ Crossbones18 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW a friend on facebook uploads photos of a 2014 model car gift from his rich dad and step mum and people are 'congratulating him on this gift in the replies.10yr ⋅ evilprotaganist ⋅ r/MRW
MRW When I'm paying $438 per month on a Subaru and Infiniti advertises $309 per month lease on a Q50 AWD.9yr ⋅ pheat0n ⋅ r/MRW
When you’re too dehydrated to poop, but you still manage to squeeze one out anyway6yr ⋅ HanIndividual ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I perfectly time clicking the button on my watch and get the second hand to move at the exact right time9yr ⋅ tg93 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my friend tried to tell me Tumblr was the 'seedy underbelly of the internet'10yr ⋅ 5p33di3 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my cat pukes in the only carpeted room in my apartment but I know I have to be an adult and clean it up.10yr ⋅ lesbihonest92 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW the Executive Director of finance comments on my shit attitude as a programmer and says I need to be more productive7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my girlfriend tries to put a condom on me after 4 years of being together.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I sit through two hours of the Oscars to see if Leo wins, and it's spoiled for me on Facebook minutes before.8yr ⋅ thinconsistency ⋅ r/MRW
When i'm about to make out with a girl but then end up waking up from my dream.7yr ⋅ DaringAura704 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW Everyone told me my Kickstarter project would fail (The full 334% of my target has just been transferred into my account BTW)10yr ⋅ tomreddit1 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when my new meds side effects include trouble sleeping and delayed ejaculation8yr ⋅ DeepRoast ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I open a packet of fruit snacks and almost all of them are my favorite flavor.10yr ⋅ hailthefsm ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I hear that Trump is telling the GOP to go nuclear and change the rules if Democrats try to block the SCOTUS vote7yr ⋅ elsworth ⋅ r/MRW
