MRW I am on a diet and everyone else is eating cheese burgers around me, but I gotta keep my cool.8yr ⋅ taaylorjayx ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I am a ninja in a porn video and I see two guys holding a girl at gunpoint9yr ⋅ doc_brietz ⋅ r/MRW
MRW when I get tired of the cool ice cream salesman playing with my ice cream scoop.6yr ⋅ DirkDieGurke ⋅ r/MRW
MRW Someone has a very long title and i try to quickly read it before looking at the post and I finish the title but the gif is already halfway through8yr ⋅ PMmeYourButtPics ⋅ r/MRW
MRW My wife says she has some stuff to get done before she can (help) get my 2yo son ready for bed.7yr ⋅ sasquatch606 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW Putin said that Russia's air campaign in Syria should not only be continued but should be intensified so that the criminals realize that retribution is inevitable.9yr ⋅ furygoat ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I've spent two hours trying to get a customers computer to access WiFi only to discover it has no WiFi card installed.6yr ⋅ darthatheos ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I hear Donald Trump reportedly asked three times in an hour long foreign policy session why the US can't use nuclear weapons.8yr ⋅ PatrickPlan8 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my friends are making fun of people that are into weird stuff but secretly I'm into some weird stuff.8yr ⋅ Rambo_Brit3 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I get to work Labor Day morning, hungover, after volunteering on Friday to come in for a few hours.7yr ⋅ NotGreatBob ⋅ r/MRW
When I open the bathroom door to surprise my wife but see my mother in law sitting on the toilet8yr ⋅ BigJ76 ⋅ r/MRW
When I learn that a 15-year old Russian male has a life expectancy three years shorter than his counterpart in Haiti.7yr ⋅ mojohand2 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my family wakes me up, leaves my sister with me to baby sit, and then says it's so they can go get drunk.9yr ⋅ xXminilex ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I realized the research paper due tonight is supposed to be double-spaced but I wrote in single-spaced this whole time.9yr ⋅ Ayyylmaojk ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I forgot lunch at home for work and our annual Thanksgiving food drive is 5 feet from my office..6yr ⋅ creutzfeldtz ⋅ r/MRW
MRW One presidential candidate suggests we assassinate the other presidential candidate.8yr ⋅ rafajafar ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I hear that 40% of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or larger.9yr ⋅ itrytowrite1 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I invested in Bitcoin last Month and wake up to find they've been hacked for more than $75m this morning8yr ⋅ johnRalphiBro ⋅ r/MRW
MRW the new Netflix web update forces you to click 'Continue Playing' after every episode and a half9yr ⋅ sandstein ⋅ r/MRW
MRW California pushes for travel ban to anti-lgbt states but opposes Trump's travel ban from countries that execute homosexuals.7yr ⋅ jjps16 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW seeing the Cosmopolitan article about a new breed of girlfriends with benefits7yr ⋅ UltraMegaChickken ⋅ r/MRW
When a friend congratulates herself on twelve years of marriage, but fucked the high school dick at the reunion three years ago.6yr ⋅ Weezypeez ⋅ r/MRW
MRW the girl I was talking to said she was waiting till marriage to have sex, but had done anal with 12 different guys7yr ⋅ funknasty23 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I click an article for interesting content, only to find that it's buried in a multiple page slideshow.8yr ⋅ PhiladelphiaFatAss ⋅ r/MRW
MRW the election is over and /r/The_Donald fades away into /r/ComedyCemetery8yr ⋅ reyissuperhot ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I finally submit a research paper and get to close the forty-three tabs open in my browser6yr ⋅ King-Koi ⋅ r/MRW
MRW my friend arrives at the club and instantly gets drinks for free and a a girl to spend the night with.7yr ⋅ jayclc24 ⋅ r/MRW
My Friend's Reaction When I Asked to Hangout this Weekend But I Have A Massive Cold Sore7yr ⋅ ClarenceWorley ⋅ r/MRW
MRW after browsing that What were you better off not knowing/seeing thread yesterday9yr ⋅ vlajko1 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW after I hear Scott Pruitt and Donald Trump want to make the EPA cancel the CAFE fuel-efficiency standards that have helped limit cancerous pollutants from diesel fuel and lower other pollutants from normal gas and require cars use less fuel to go farther.7yr ⋅ PatrickPlan8 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I pour cereal in my bowl then go to the fridge, only to see I have no milk.8yr ⋅ itsokayyoucanlaugh ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I over hear my girl and her home girl talking and her friend says. Well I know Tim didn't cheat on me because he told me he didn't.8yr ⋅ wadester007 ⋅ r/MRW
When I told my wife I liked her surprise dinner and she said Good...because it was Vegan8yr ⋅ BigJ76 ⋅ r/MRW
Me after a job interview when I feel that it went like bycicle with square wheels7yr ⋅ just-another-boy ⋅ r/MRW
MRW we’re going out, and I know everyone else will be casual, but I’m dressing up anyway.6yr ⋅ Harrysnimbus ⋅ r/MRW
MRW finally getting to some sexy time after a long dry spell, when suddenly...9yr ⋅ jssthe13th ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I find out Jontron's parent is an Iranian refugee from the Iranian Cultural revolution and Jontron is ranting anti-immigrant / anti-refugee stuff7yr ⋅ PatrickPlan8 ⋅ r/MRW
MRW I answer dozens of personals of bored people only to receive no responses7yr ⋅ TheDirtyMailman ⋅ r/MRW
