MFW I catch up on the US election
MRW my old college friends ask why I don't donate to the university.
MRW I finally discover new music which I like.
MRW I'm Tom Hanks and Ricky Gervais said something offensive
MRW I put an entire paycheck towards my debt
MRW my girlfriend left 8 months ago and now she's celebrating a 1 year anniversary with her new boyfriend on facebook
MRW I'm waiting for my coworker to check the meme I sent them during a meeting.
MRW My wife wants me to look at wedding photos of someone I've never met
MRW you click Unsubscribe All and they send you a confirmation e-mail.
MRW my gf say's it's too bad I'm not feeling well because we were going to have sexy time.
MRW I make a comment that I think is right, only to realize it was wrong.
MRW its 105 degrees in Michigan and I walk out of a store to find my car
MRW I see a good AskReddit question with only 76 comments so far.
MRW I use an Electronic Cigarette for the first time
MRW I set up my first dash cam
MRW I show up at a house party and everyone's on MDMA but I've been clean for over a decade.
MRW my post only gets one upvote
MRW I get accepted to a college after struggling with life for quite some time
MRW I read a TIL post that I thought was common knowledge by now
MRW my alarm goes off Monday morning
MRW I see a single leaf on a tree start to turn orange.
MRW my kid is explaining the difference between types of Pokemon.
MRW AT&T Customer Support tells me there is no record of a claim a previous agent submitted 17 days ago
MRW: My alarm goes off on Monday morning for work.
MRW I wake up at 10:30 when I was suppose to be at work at 9 and I had 5 alarms set
MRW self-pay event parking is $28, but a parking citation is $23
MRW I call a repairman to fix my sewing machine.
MRW My beard finally starts coming in.
MRW I read North Korea has sentenced Donald Trump to death.
MRW I blow the bathroom up at work, then see someone I hate go in after me.
MRW I go out on a date and find out that the girl is vegan
My wife's reaction when I ask if I can play with her butt
MRW I'm hired to play the bongos for the new Mission Impossible soundtrack
MRW when I learn about Verne Troyer
MRW Paul Manafort’s Lawyer said they were in constant communications to brief Trump's Attorneys and Trump on what Paul Manafort did or didn't tell Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller, but written under oath questions Trump turned in potentially said they had no knowledge, meaning perjury
MRW I'm picking up my sister from her friend's place and I hear from outside Ashleigh, your cute brother is here to pick you up!
MRW even the media says Mr. Trump instead of President Trump
When you leave work and have a long weekend!
MRW the guy in the next stall opens up a non-stop, explosive juice-deuce.
MRW I go to the frat party.
MRW the wife is out of town on Veterans day.
MRW I've looked away from my wife for one second while shopping.
MRW Someone I trusted betrays my circle
MRW I finished a final paper that I didn't study
When you're binge watching Netflix and every episode starts with a recap of the previous episode
MRW I finally got around to watching Infinity War.
MRW I'm programming
MRW my boyfriend tries to get me out of bed at the insanely early hour of 9 am
When I click submit
MRW I try to wind my watches by drifting
MRW I switch to Best after sorting by New all day.
MRW I leave my cat home alone during the work week.
MRW The_Donald calls Mueller and Comey dirty cops but Donald Trump a great president...
MRW I'm finally home alone
MRW the smoke alarm goes off while I'm cooking.
MRW I am trying to get through my day.
MFW tomorrow I'm eating grandma's handed down through the decades special recipe Christmas Pudding.
MRW I'm a 6'3 Scotch American in Tokyo.
MRW I hear people freaking out about the caravan from Honduras and there are >1000 miles to go
MRW my girlfriend starts going through my browser history
MRW dealing with hateful internet folk.
MRW I see a picture of Arjit Pai
MRW I'm working on my diet in preparation for the holidays and than I hear someone brought donuts to work.
MRW The Guy who didn't pitch anything for Pizza demands a Hawaiian!
Wow, that Bird Box movie is great!
MRW my wife says we can try anal if I lick her butthole first.
MRW I've been awake for 30 minutes and the alarm goes off.
MRW Boss tells me I get to leave early on Friday
MRW I'm offered Christmas dinner left overs and I can't take no more
My reaction when muh lady is about to arrive.
MRW a full grown adult uses the word tummy
I’m hungover as hell and someone suggests brunch
My Teachers Reaction when students start packing up but there's still 3 minutes of class time left.
MRW they say: Lift with your legs, not your back
As an American, MRW anyone from another country asks how our election season is going
MRW she mentions wanting kids twice on the first date.
MRW I discover that the person who took my first-choice username hasn't even posted in 9 years
MRW Twitter enables 280-character tweets
MRW my son looks at me to see if we are still playing batman and robin tomorrow, even though mom just said NO, because he wont stop talking and go to sleep.
MRW when I'm scanning the daycare group to find out which little shit told the others that Santa doesn't exist
MRW One of My Posts Gets Upvotes
MRW I nut and she keeps stroking it
MRW the truck driver honks back!
MRW the presenter just reads from the powerpoint
MRW my wife tells me her mother is staying with us for three weeks at Christmas
MRW I watch my favorite episodes of Chappelle's Show tonight
MRW I openly take revenge
MRW My brother gets a Tinder notification for a booty call in a far away kingdom and I get to be home alone and rule the North
MRW I see a Facebook commercial on TV about them stopping spam and data misuse.
MRW I find out that the poop fox, someone who has randomly been pooping on decks during parties and leaving a toothpick flag in it, turns out to be my best friend
MRW I xpost my own OC sometimes people get angry and call me names. So I made this gif to use as a reply to them. [Updated to HQ and Extended!]
MRW mom says cookies are done
When I heard Trump would offer student loan forgiveness to anyone who helped build the wall
MRW I'm drunk at the office Christmas party and they play my favorite song.
MRW I'm drunk on reddit.
MRW My wife tells me she has no idea what sweep the leg means or comes from.
MRW I'm trying to understand quantum physics
MRW Both Trump and Hilary win in Florida
MRW the sign says No shitting on the ground
MRW I have a question for my mom but she's on the phone so I follow her silently waiting for her to end the call
MRW the cat decides to throw up on the hardwood floor instead of the rug.
MRW I Overstay My Welcome
MRW I see that my post has reached 10 upvotes!
MRW I’m an attorney trying to defend my serial sexual abuser and child pornographer but Now I’m going to die in a week because Father of the Year hit me with Dim Mak
MRW I'm drunk, I work in the morning, daylight savings ends tonight at 2am, and I'm setting my alarm
MRW when my code works
MRW I upvote a post that already has 34.2K upvotes
MRW I get to work and I can't remember if I took my anti depressants before I left.
MRW the Taco Bell hits my stomach
MRW The first wipe is clean.
MRW when a 'friend' on social media whom I haven't spoken to in 8 years suddenly adds me and 57 other random people to a chat group
MRW my wife gets home from work and I've been day-drinking.
MRW I'm in a group presentation and the presenter starts answering questions on my section
MRW my boyfriend has to keep the windows closed to our non-airconditioned house because of his allergies
MRW my boss tells me I'll need to work extra hours to finish all of my work load, after I give my 2 weeks notice.
MRW I can’t hear what my kids are doing for 2 minuets ...
MRW people ask me if I have the day off today.
MRW when I enter the jacuzzi drunk and invite my friend to join in
MRW I pick a new password for a website
Burglars caught in the act
MRW I curse in front of my mom
MRW I listen Spotify top 50
MRW I change jobs and no longer have to go in during severe weather
MRW I visit or comment on r/The_Donald
When someone’s trying to take a picture of me and they say “no, smile for real”
MRW scientists say we can exterminate mosquitoes without any ecological impact
MRW I really want a sick day
MRW I finish pricing the cheap version of the new iPhone
MRW I brag about my top post on reddit and my girlfriend connects the dots to find which account is mine.
MRW the floor is lava
MRW I make random eye contact with a stranger
MRW someone asks me how potty training my toddler is going
MRW i found out silver, gold an platinum on Reddit dont result in monetary reward for users content
When the top reply on a Google Search of an issue is I'm having the same problem too
MRW my boss is pissed that I fucked up on something important.
MRW After listening to an episode on NPR about eating rocks and mud as a delicacy in France and remembering today's date.
MRW I haven’t heard anything about Roseanne since the 90’s and then read her tweets.
MRW I move up from Accepted to Trusted on Imgur
MRW: The topic of athletes foot somehow made its way into conversation the other day at work during lunch and Reddit starts pushing antifingal cream on my feed.
MRW it's Trump's Inauguration Day
MRW I miss a rail playing Tony Hawks, and have to get to the next one without ending the combo.
MRW After Sex
MRW I got an iPhone 6 as a work phone from my new employer.
MRW I put napkins in the glove compartment of my vehicle.
MFW browsing /r/all
MRW when I'm downvoting every post on /r/banpitbulls
MRW I'm raiding the fridge at 2am, and think I hear footsteps
MRW I realize that even Nixon was a better President...
Wrapping christmas presents and always ending up with way to much paper or not enough...arrghh