As with gambling addicts, so with studios, quitters never win1yr ⋅ GoJackWhoresMan ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Dude just laugh at the funny background puppets and move on with your life3yr ⋅ 27andahalfpancakes ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
MCU fans watching the good guys beat the bad guys for the 30th time3yr ⋅ TheTank52 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“Critics can’t have fun. They always expect every kids movie to be some deep philosophical Pixar film.”1yr ⋅ Sub2Commzard ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
This man used to be healthy and normal, and now look! He has no control over his arms or legs! Thanks a lot Pfizer!1yr ⋅ Zigmanjames ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
OJ Simpson star of ‘The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!’ has died aged 762wk ⋅ WesternYak10 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
You go to see The Whale (2022) in cinemas next month and it's just this frame for two hours straight1yr ⋅ 27andahalfpancakes ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.2yr ⋅ Scarns_Aisle5 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Alright, decided to make a simple guide for the WOKE libtards on this sub1yr ⋅ IRatatoskr ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Came to see The Godfather with friends. Seems kinda boring. Watching Infinity War instead.2yr ⋅ theumarahmed ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Cinephiles when they watch Nosferatu / Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and have to act like it's actually scary2yr ⋅ CoolHandJogmeister ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.3yr ⋅ happygrowls ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Jonathan Majors on his way to have the fastest downfall in modern movie history1yr ⋅ Gabrielhrd ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
when you spent $20 on a cinema ticket only to be surrounded by Marvel fans screaming and clapping like hyenas everytime there's a pointless cameo or someone makes a terrible joke2yr ⋅ PlasticCitehOilSimp ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
If this post gets 4000 upjerks, I will e-mail the Safdie Brothers and ask them to make a gritty King of Queens film4yr ⋅ OkSayer ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Sir, a second animated movie is going to realistically depict a panic attack1yr ⋅ Hot_dog_on_a_stick ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Why did Oppenheimer say this? I thought he was supposed to be smart9mo ⋅ Relative-Ad-5839 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Breaking: Elliot Page to play Elon Musk in Darren Aronofsky’s Biopic5mo ⋅ Expanseman ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
MCU fans when the Deadpool trailer reveals they will finally have a character who makes lots of sarcastic quips for the first time2mo ⋅ hnwcs ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Me trying to convince my gf that we should go see Barbie (2023) instead of Oppenheimer (2023)1yr ⋅ rushhour3addict ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
This meme is brought to you by all the other directors who didn’t sign the Polanski Petition1yr ⋅ Dankey-Kang-Jr ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
You can pick on anyone but [insert name of remotely famous auteur]1yr ⋅ whiskeytreats101 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Me after everything I've been in since Marvel flopped critically and commercially:10mo ⋅ BurningBernie559 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
In many ways Michael Bay is like the Orson Welles of the 21st century.2yr ⋅ sithfistoou ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Joker (2019) is, without a doubt, one of the movies ever made.4yr ⋅ Danny_DeVito_Nipples ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Tragic, and just like that decades of progress have been undone.😭 We're now living in the 1950s again.😔3mo ⋅ Falcons2Flynn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Robert Pattinson has been replaced by DJ Khaled in Matt Reeves' Batman after DC wanting to cast an actor who doesn't eat pussy. (Source: Deadline).3yr ⋅ chaoticbiguy ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Superhero Satire fans when they expect R-18 evil superman but get 21st century Don Quixote instead2yr ⋅ Equator33 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
And... and.. the entire movie is actually an allegory for the character's grief and emotional turmoil, i'm very smart1yr ⋅ based_eibn_al-basad ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
An MCU moment that will always make you cheer everytime you see it10mo ⋅ WesternYak10 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
