So tired of western media making everyone ugly. Here's my suggestion to fix for Hereditary

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I created a weapon that killed up to 200,000 non-combatant civilians and plunged the world into an era of fear that it may one day be used again. AITA?

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I edited a single word from each James Bond movie poster to make it infinitely superior.

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Whiplash is such an inspirational movie guys

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Bright 2.0

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He couldn't handle the bomb.

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TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

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Real cultural impact is when 21 Jump Street (2012) cures antisemitism. Thank you, Jonah Hill

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This is outrageous... This is unfair!

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BREAKING NEWS: Al Pacino pronounced Dad in hospital at 83

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‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

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No offense kinobros

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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

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Godzilla vs Kong (2021)

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I HATE YOUTUBE

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No way

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This is real. Not joking

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Oof

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Leaked footage from Home Alone 3: Lost in Philadelphia

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Rate the kino-watching setup

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Me Fr after directing a single music video

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I mean-

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Ezra Miller arriving to The Flash premiere

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Back when there was actual skill and artistry involved

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Awwww The Cynical Critic has such supportive fans like.... The Cynical Critic...

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what phase 4 does to a mf

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Average adult animation fan

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wow

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I can’t believe we lost to GIRLS 🤮

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“No cultural impact?” then explain this:

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Cinema

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they really thought floppenheimer would sell 😹

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Very cool Zack!

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Book readers when they smell the first deviation in the movie adaptation:

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Why would he think a rat with wings to be a penguin instead of a bat? Is he stupid?

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Oppenheimer (2023)

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my gods... greta gerwig is a barbiejerker on levels we can't even conceive of

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Why change something already perfect

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Cinematic parallel

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Imagine a NO WAY HOME style movie with these 3.

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The Movie Critic (2024)

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Welcome back Stanley Kubrick

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This is a real frame from a $20 million dollar movie

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A Marvel movie going 17 seconds without a joke

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real

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Fellas do I have to time travel to talk about history?

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Glass Onion (2022)

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What Marvel did to cinema 😍

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Drive (2011)

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House Atredies Confirmed Cultured Polyglots

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I wasn’t prepared for how gory Spider-Man (2002) is...pretty much a straight up horror movie.

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The american flag, but it's presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the creative vision of Zack Snyder.

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In my day, movies were 30 seconds long and that was the way we liked it!

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Thor love and thunder (2022)

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fixed it for you

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Lord of the rings if it was made today

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DAE Blade Runner Hidden Gem???

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Be ready guys!!

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It's officially not a kids movie

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Holy shit

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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

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Average r/moviescirclejerk subscriber

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Just saying...

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All your favorites are in there

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Beau is Broke

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So that happened.

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Finally, a Kino is here.

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What having a panic attack does to a MF

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New battlepass lookin clean 🥶

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wHeRe iS oScAr

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MCU fans explaining they’ve suddenly grown tired of Marvel’s over-saturation and therefore won’t be watching Ms. Marvel

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The real multiverse

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

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Just announced

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Peak Patrol keeps winning

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Happy anniversary to a historic event in kino history

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each word more shocking than the last

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Man Predicting Thing

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Mob Flick. Mob Flick. Mob Flick. Mob Flick.

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This was the moment I knew Parasite would win Best Original Screenplay

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Do the Fremen shower or was Paul raw dogging the washless musk of that Chanussy

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Chad Wilson.

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Don’t get me wrong they’re both great in their own right, but there’s a weird double standard here...

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Renfield (2023)

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Imagine a No Way Home style movie with these 4🔥🔥🔥

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WOW TOM HARDY JOKER, SO KINO

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Average kinophile

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Tom Cruise trying to sneak Mission Impossible into Barbenheimer

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Disney Needs To Be Stopped

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Least insecure Marvel fan

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Is it just me or am I beginning to see a pattern here?

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It's done, you can stop now. Go home.

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we all know what you did.

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This shot from Batman was amazing

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Spicy take

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You’re Not A Real Film Critic Unless You’ve Watched 6 Hours Of Matpat Before Seeing The Movie

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me and the boys on our way to share legitimate discourse about the quality of acting in disney’s space kerfuffle 69

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Impressive... Very nice... Lets see Super Mario's critic score

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Fnafchuds seething

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MaREY Sue Skywalker

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Can You Tell Which One??

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RIP Comedy: 10000 BC - 2015 AD

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The voice actress said in an interview that she didn't know it was a joke.

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Predateur (1987)

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So much is said in this face without a word...

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Anybody else see the similarities? Just me???

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SIX. FUCKING. YEARS.

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Rip Ted Kaczynski

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r*bel m**n on netflix

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A Dangerous Man (2009)

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Bros...

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She’s right behind me isn’t she...

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I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could

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This will be real in 2 years

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Jojo Rabbit was a great movie.

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And i'm not talking only about Marvel

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VFX artists after seeing the upcoming release dates for Marvel movies & shows

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Batman begins (2005)

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I wasn’t prepared for how gory Puss in Boots (2022) is...pretty much a straight up horror movie.

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Sony's product marketing out-jerked us all

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Cinema is back baby!

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Avatar has no cultural impact mfs when you ask them the main character's first name in Interstellar

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Let the fans write

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First look at The Whale starring Brendan Fraser.

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this is fine

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The only French character in MI7 is named Paris and wears mime makeup. What did Vince mean by this?

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Crimes against cinema were committed

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Have sex

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This is a real character in Madame Web.

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Yes.

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First Look at The Whale: Part 2

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truly a film that captures the zeitgeist

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Someone needs to stop this.

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I'm scared

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“Pfft relax lady, it’s just a word”

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We live in a society...

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Society

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