You couldn’t have a monkey’s paw, or indeed monkeys, without wiping out dinosaurs first.3yr ⋅ SmaMan788 ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish Bill Burr would play Billy Corgan in a film about the Smashing Pumpkins.3yr ⋅ YeahMarkYeah ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
“I wish that I could eat as much ice cream as I want and not gain weight!” [OC]4yr ⋅ cooperlit ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish for the ownership and presence of one Calvin brand “DupLicaToR”.1yr ⋅ GreenMirage ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish that every 6 months I was granted the option to completely customize myself like a video game.2yr ⋅ yungestwinner ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
Is this a monkey’s paw situation? Will he now die if/when he loses his virginity or did the genie give him more than he asked for?10mo ⋅ moochir ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish I had the power to call upon Thanos at any time to instantly eradicate whatever the fuck I want from history.5yr ⋅ PinionedandPlucked ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish i could kill my past self so these abominations would never be made.4yr ⋅ Qibautt ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish that I could look anyone in the eyes, say Minecraft good Fortnite bad and they would laughs so hard they distort like this and die.5yr ⋅ CrackersBoi ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
Which one of you has actual wish granting powers? Probably one of you who sucks at twisting words, cuz this is NOT what I meant when I said “I wish I got Drift when he was available”1yr ⋅ Coolstriker64 ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish that 682 died or became peaceful towards humans. But to achieve this, I die permanently.5yr ⋅ Dr-bright_in_the_lab ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
Keep seeing this on Twitter. What do you think the catch would be for each one? (Delete if not allowed)5yr ⋅ statutoryxvape ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
I wish I could get transported to the Pokemon World and be Lorelei's boyfriend...Oh and I'd want a dunsparce and Togekiss1yr ⋅ NightspawnsonofLuna ⋅ r/monkeyspaw
