My friend posted this picture of her dog without even noticing what it looks like...5yr ⋅ Dragonice0 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
This Cheeto looks nearly identical to my girlfriend’s gemstone cock-n-balls1yr ⋅ rustylilbox ⋅ r/mildlypenis
My daughter wanted golden heartshaped balloons for her birthday party. I am literally blowing all of them now.4yr ⋅ thdya001 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Mildly penis indeed. While making homemade pickles with my 12yr old daughter she picks THIS one out of the 36 pounds and says “look, this one has a head!” *proceeds to dance it around like Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo from South Park* It was at this moment that I was absolutely mortified as a father5yr ⋅ Radam907 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
The stair handrails in the home of French fashion designer Hubert Givenchy.1yr ⋅ FormerlyInFormosa ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Girlfriend bought her first house in November, COVID has had us landscaping every weekend. Longtime neighbor talked about the fish pond that used to be in the backyard, I feel like I discovered a treasure.4yr ⋅ Danetraineous ⋅ r/mildlypenis
I’m not sure how mild this is... more of a medium or hot penis really...2yr ⋅ Impawster00 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
I bought this second hand chair and when my mom saw it she immediatly started laughing4yr ⋅ CountOlafTheThird ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Every time I looked at that pond at my former school I saw a penis (and I was the only one). After nearly 20 years I can share this picture with people without being considered as a weirdo1mo ⋅ illHaveTwoNumbers9s ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Stromboli by my Girlfriends mom. When I said “Oh yeah, that’s the perfect angle” while taking a picture, her mom goes “that’s what she said”2yr ⋅ brandawg77 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
