I work in an adult toy store. One of my customers pointed out that my water bottle closely resembles some of our other products.5yr ⋅ SparklyTentacle ⋅ r/mildlypenis
The rocket Jeff Bezos went up in. A dick puts a dick in space.3yr ⋅ supermanscottbristol ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Oh my, looks like the tropical storm is going to bring some hard thrusts... I mean gusts... to my city today.1yr ⋅ ShesGotSauce ⋅ r/mildlypenis
So today I accidentally dropped a container of soup at work and it made the most unfortunate shape 😳2yr ⋅ Dressie ⋅ r/mildlypenis
My sister is so excited about her new incense burner... should I tell her?3yr ⋅ CJOAF ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Photographer Ken Pretty of Dildo, Newfoundland captures photo of a phallic looking iceberg.1wk ⋅ illHaveTwoNumbers9s ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Spilled wine on my mattress with the sheets on, this is what I found underneath [OC]1yr ⋅ Mediterraneandream ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Eating lunch in the park and looked up to see this lil pee pee in the tree tree.2yr ⋅ HurricaneNimby ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Not sure if this counts, it’s mildly penis adjacent though. Close enough right?2yr ⋅ drhiggens ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Recently discovered 50m * 25m sinkhole above the Malmberget mine in Sweden2yr ⋅ Randomswedishdude ⋅ r/mildlypenis
I think they really nailed the expression. Like, he’s a little embarrassed but proud he’s put himself out there.3yr ⋅ iamrozon ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Was told this belongs here. My boyfriend on the far right holding his grandmas purse during a picture...3yr ⋅ gippersmom ⋅ r/mildlypenis
