Grandmother’s table mats are my favorite part of Christmas every year.6yr ⋅ BigPappa21 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Friend pointed out how phallic my gfs tattoo was. She denied it at first.1yr ⋅ Olivares_ ⋅ r/mildlypenis
L. Frank Baum, the writer of 'The Wonderful Wizard of Oz', has a peculiar signature1yr ⋅ roto_disc ⋅ r/mildlypenis
This recreation of an english man who worked in circus sideshows from the 1700s1yr ⋅ Kyrapnerd ⋅ r/mildlypenis
A view from the helicopter as Trump makes his way to Mar-a-Lago, well done Palm beach PD.3yr ⋅ BlAckpaNThERSOROUS ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Didn’t know a girl could get four dicks on her morning commute...3wk ⋅ TwoHundredToes ⋅ r/mildlypenis
My dog only wants to chew one side of her rubber bone toy... I really don’t like finding this thing randomly around the house.3yr ⋅ TyRob88 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
My bf is getting into hot dog and sausage making. This was his first attempt to stuff one.4yr ⋅ jacksonbrowne_thedog ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Next time I gift someone a houseplant, I'm getting them the Naked Man Orchid1yr ⋅ Itsavibe00 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Please tell me you also see a little penis house with a little penis chimney? My family is telling me they don't see it and i just have a dirty mind.1yr ⋅ alreadytryingmybest ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Someone placed these kids shampoos in odd locations all over my local Target. I thought it was a sex toy at first glance1yr ⋅ Mike_Oxbig599 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
I know this sub is about dicks but my burger has a nipple and idk who else to share this with.2yr ⋅ youre-kinda-terrible ⋅ r/mildlypenis
My cactus that I had purchased a year ago has been slowly evolving into a fine peen!1yr ⋅ TwentyYearsLost89 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
So uh, this is the plastic case our thermometers were packaged in at work4yr ⋅ Azeedx ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Didn't realize my foot was shaped like this until I stepped out of the shower.1yr ⋅ Max-Pow3R ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Somehow this doesn’t seem unintentional. Especially when you squeeze out the toothpaste.1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
