Speaking of receipts— my buddy’s bar tab receipt after a company event2yr ⋅ SubCircus ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Wait till the fox comes into picture. I just finds this very cute2yr ⋅ StupidRedditGarbage ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Shared disappointed. Glad I never saw this for two decades...can never un-see this now.2yr ⋅ Aegon-Numenorean ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
This morning I saw this actual squirrel listening to a stone frog read them a book1yr ⋅ Past_Organization_29 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
For a film called Catch Me If You Can, Amazon sure gave away the ending with this screen shot.🤦1yr ⋅ KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My “Bergamot & Sage” candle has rosemary pictures on it instead of sage.2yr ⋅ TheIncredibleChalk ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
This has been my avatar at work for the past 2 years, it was even used during my interviews. No one has seen my face. I work in IT2yr ⋅ CalebEast ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Caught my student (Japanese elementary school kid) doodling on inside cover of his pen case. Asked him why he was drawing it and where he saw it, but he didn't know.1yr ⋅ KyotoGaijin ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
The bowl I've been using for over 12 years turns out to be a washing machine door...2yr ⋅ Humanbeansontoast ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Ordered a burrito with added avocado. Did not receive avocado inside my burrito, but did receive a single, whole, stand-alone avocado in my bag1yr ⋅ PocketsAndSedition7 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
All three flavors of the Caramel Apple Pops, the official candy of Halloween1yr ⋅ OmicronGR ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Supposedly a girl in a kindergarten in Poland drew this as her Draw my family picture. The teachers contacted a psychologist, but it turned out that on weekends, the girl's entire family like to scuba dive together.2yr ⋅ AmazingColossalMan ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I bought a bag to carry my purchases. The cashier put my bag in a bag.1yr ⋅ AskMeHowToLeaveAMA ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Amp was in the bubble wrap. Cover plates, which have no electronics on them, were in the antistatic bag.1yr ⋅ garfnodie ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My wife’s stomach has apparently never seen sun, that is her arm10mo ⋅ offshore1100 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I ordered 6 individual bananas for grocery delivery, my shopper accidentally read it as 6 bunches. I have 39 bananas to deal with now.2yr ⋅ SSTralala ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I’ll never look cool in sunglasses because one of my ears is higher than the other.3yr ⋅ LolaShlee ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Typing dutch angle into google will put the page in a dutch angle1yr ⋅ EricShanRick ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
The company was annoyed I thought it looked like two bears having sex, but come on.... I can't be the only one.3yr ⋅ zfreakazoidz ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
The address for facebook (printed in my Quest 2 controller) is ironically HACKER Way. Kind of fitting really.2yr ⋅ KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
While searching for Oracle Smartview logos, I came across this funny result. If ya know, ya know2yr ⋅ kalitarios ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
trash collectors won't take this alley mattress. today, my neighbor asks: WHY‽?1yr ⋅ mmschmidty ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
The abrupt shift in tone between posts on Reddit makes me chuckle.4yr ⋅ GenderBenderBitch ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Got this USB drive in the mail inside this special protective envelope3yr ⋅ SP4RK4RT ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I didn't realize the Gospels took a position on proper microwave usage2yr ⋅ hgiwvac9 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
TIL if you ever lose your wedding ring, start planting carrots in your garden.3yr ⋅ rgaywala ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
If I cross my eyes, I can then make them move independently of one another.1yr ⋅ sailor-venusaur ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My sisters have been constantly bugging me with name ideas for my daughter. I’ve taken to responding with amusing, to me, reasons why I don’t like the name. This was the latest exchange.2yr ⋅ MacDaddy555 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Economy and Inflation starting to hit some places really harder than others I guess2yr ⋅ TheDefilier ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I cooked some eggs today and I think they summed up how most of us feel about 20204yr ⋅ FrenchGiblet ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
For U.K. members whose clocks go back this weekend here’s a handy guide!3yr ⋅ ordinarybloke1963 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
No 69 for you. Local Burger King doesn't have an order number 69. Guess they don't want the servers shouting out 69?.... Anyone waiting for 69??2yr ⋅ rshark78 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Buzzfeed “wrote” another “article” where they publish people’s answers to an r/AskReddit post about luxuries in other countries Americans don’t know about. Some editor didn’t get the joke.2yr ⋅ CCtheTalkingGorilla ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Greeted by a smile and thumbs up from my protein bar this morning - good way to start the day3yr ⋅ philthyphanatic ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I left some food out for the stray cats last night, and one of them left a thank you note this morning 🤎3yr ⋅ hippy_potto ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
This box that had cut outs for the corners of the flap, so you don't have to fight the box to fold one corner over the top of another.4yr ⋅ Oliumzen ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I got my husband some chocolate covered strawberries for Valentine's Day. He's not as amused as I am.1yr ⋅ ComicPlatypus ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I just noticed the corporate bickering on my Home Depot and Lowes buckets.3yr ⋅ grahamvinyl ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I turned on the news this morning to see if it was very cold outside.1yr ⋅ HeyCaptain30 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My oreo chocolate literally has a giant Oreo on the inside with Oreo branding and patterns and everything4yr ⋅ SimonAchton ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My 93 year old mother in law got a new tv. My brother in law helped her set it up. He modified the remote to prevent confusion4yr ⋅ isle_say ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I can only assume this was planned before hand and couldn’t be undone3yr ⋅ OpalMagnus ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Now finally I can afford to go to a vacation to my living room and think about all the good deeds I didn't do in my past lives.3yr ⋅ stupid-names-taken ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Husband and wife disagree on definition of a job, make the front page of r/popular side-by-side2yr ⋅ sfled ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
This Ronald Reagan bumper sticker which can be interpreted a couple different ways4yr ⋅ 3mds ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Amazon has a new feature where you can see what a couch looks like in your home before you buy it, so amazing!5yr ⋅ PowerPCGamer ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
step 1, take picture, step 2 shake phone, step 3, you’re burglarized by a giant squid2yr ⋅ AHarryBird ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My uncle posted this on his Facebook today. There’s no English option, but from what I can gather, it’s instructions for an automatic baby food maker.4yr ⋅ mozerity ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Noticed this while folding laundry. Thank you Puma for this very helpful advice. However, now I find myself wondering if this just refers to the tag, and I've been failing at this laundry-thing...2yr ⋅ chyken ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Samsung news updates unintentionally throwing shade at the Nintendo 3DS ❌3yr ⋅ Layout88 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I put my foot in my shoe and felt something strange, “PLEASE don’t let it be a spider,” I said...3yr ⋅ ScullyitsmeScully ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
These are the eyes from all the stuffed animals my dog has chewed up.2yr ⋅ SpoonNoodles ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
There's a basket of free lube at my school outside of the nurses office instead of condoms5yr ⋅ avalanchethethird ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
My version of a prank, making my sister's corgi slippers get married4yr ⋅ CrazyQueen502 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth’s grace is decorated in pennies6yr ⋅ fuckyoumartinez ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
