Modu Chanyu was ruthless. His father kind of deserved it though, cause he tried to kill Modu earlier.1yr ⋅ MagnusIrony ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
When You're Working at the US Embassy in Tehran and a Big Crowd Appears Outside3yr ⋅ V_Codwheel ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
There are 30 years of war in the empire before the treaty of Westphalia comes to end it.5yr ⋅ Not_that_helpfull ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
It's either that or Cruise lied during the Eyes Wide Shut promotions.2yr ⋅ TheRomanRenegade ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Trvly the most cvrsed religion to appear within ovr Empire4yr ⋅ AmandusPolanus ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Maybe Alexander Graham Bell can invent something to cure the sepsis your doctors gave you! . . . Nope.1yr ⋅ catras_new_haircut ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Then they stick you in a wedding dress and a judge marries you to some monkey you’ve never met, and you end up becoming the longest-lived member of your species on record4yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Maria Leopoldina, future empress of Brazil, had to get the job done2yr ⋅ K_Josef ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Do you ever just yeet your stool at someone for saying the mass in your lug?3yr ⋅ AmandusPolanus ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
It is said that the daughters of Nicholas II had hidden 1.3 kg of diamond jewelry in their dresses. Because of this the firing squad initially failed to kill them.2yr ⋅ 33Marthijs46 ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
For context, the specific locomotive in the picture hit a pedestrian in 1991, the incident was captured on video as well1yr ⋅ trainboi777 ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Friendship ended with Classical Chinese, now vernacular Chinese is my best friend3yr ⋅ Henrywongtsh ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
George Crum may have invented Potato chips this way. I'll link an article in the comments.2yr ⋅ IronicallyIronic6676 ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Yeah yeah they went to the indian too but that’d be too lon a caption4yr ⋅ Sammykaiser ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Can send a probe around the moon but can’t make our own film4yr ⋅ MetallicaDash ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
You’re a cheetah, Megabyzus! You know the rules and you broke them. If you can’t play fair you can either get out of my house or lose your head. I’ll do it, I ain’t lion!5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
H: “I don’t have a ship babe.” E: “Just steal one or two.” H: “The emperor will definitely notice that though.” E: “Not if he doesn’t have eyes”5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
The Lafayettes were basically the Where's Waldo in French History4yr ⋅ spyridonya ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Mother Anarchy loves her sons (and her speedy machine guns)4yr ⋅ flapjackisyum ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Welcome to another episode of “Who Wants To Be A Median Heir?” Our contestant tonight is Cyrus II, King of a small backwater called “Persia.” Alright Cyrus, we’ll start with a softball question to help you get a feel for the game.5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Not saying Arthur isn’t a bad dude but come on we all know he isn’t responsible for the syphillis epidemic4yr ⋅ chewmygoo ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Congress: “Hey Ronny, where’d you get all that betting money?” Reagan: “Iran.” Congress: “Wait, that’s illegal.” Reagan: “You didn’t let me finish. Iran... to my buddy Oliver North’s house, and he loaned me a few hundred million. Don’t know where he got it, why would I ask?”5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Would you look at that: they’ve also settled an icy, isolated wasteland for the thrill of it, and discovered an entirely new continent as well5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
The real parallel postulate was the friends we made along the way3yr ⋅ psdanielxu ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Bro I swear there were multiple shooters bro cmon believe me I'm telling you bro1yr ⋅ V_Codwheel ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
“We’ll do an amphibious landing of thousands of wild hogs! Fill the whole bay with pigs! They’ll eat all of the vegetables Castro uses in his veggie soup, he’ll eat red meat instead, and find himself at increased risk of heart disease!” - Kennedy’s secret inspiration for the Bay of Pigs invasion5yr ⋅ Alethius ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
Dudes be trying literally anything and everything to preserve food.2yr ⋅ wakchoi_ ⋅ r/memeingthroughtime
