The avarice of the Anti-Hedgefundists knows no bounds. Disgusting.3yr ⋅ Funkyduffy ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Antisemitism lost today. Hitlers minions are defeated by Hedgechads.3yr ⋅ GreedyYogurtcloset1 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Can't believe GME is at 168! I'm going to give the NYSE a stern phone call tomorrow morning.3yr ⋅ Chessen113 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Man with the word REICH in his name is hedgephobic - who would’ve thought?3yr ⋅ LiberalKiwi ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Melvin paying me to spread anti-gme post got me a new Lamborghini in my garage.3yr ⋅ 3sik ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Bought a new yacht from today's earnings. Long live Melvin Capital!3yr ⋅ Chessen113 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Just naked shorted GME for another 8 billion. Rents due WSBcels.3yr ⋅ Speedvolt2 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
These are the people your taking financial advise from.2yr ⋅ NEW_JERSEY_PATRIOT ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Yesterday WSBcels raided my Instagram and posted fatphobic comments on this picture of me and body shamed me. I'm still recovering from the trauma this has caused me. I know we call out these bigots on their anti-Semitism and transphobia, but can we please add fatphobia to their list of crimes?3yr ⋅ Kubrick379 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Was browsing the manchild subreddit (you know the one) when I found this picture of me and my best friends on the front page. Just wanted to post because I was feeling nostalgic!3yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Just opened a new troll farm in India today! These guys are the real heroes3yr ⋅ MaryAnne1956 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Remember that 18 of 25 richest hedge fund are owned by Jewish people who reached there by pulling up their bootstraps and these WSB nazis want to steal from them3yr ⋅ GreedyYogurtcloset1 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Props to HomeDepot for having short ladders in stock! (had my hedge fund’s secretary take a picture of me calling them)3yr ⋅ BUY_HIGH_SELL_L0W ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
This 4th of July make sure to say thanks to the real heroes of this wonderful country🇺🇲🇺🇲2yr ⋅ lokoman26 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
This man just wrote paragraphs of cope against a literal BOT 😂😂😂3yr ⋅ jannies_will_41 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
DIAMOND HANDS!! FUCK SHORTERS!!! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!1!3yr ⋅ jannies_will_41 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Look at this beautiful man standing strong and proud for what’s right. Jewish trans hedge fund rights are human rights! What a based, wholesome King!! 👑3yr ⋅ rewindcrippledrag0n ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
When all the naked calls you sold expire worthless today3yr ⋅ NEW_JERSEY_PATRIOT ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
JUST YOLO’D MY LIFE SAVINGS ON GME PUTS WISH ME LUCK BOIS!!!! #ToTheBottom💎💶🔫🤩😆😻🤟👏🖕⚡️🥂🍾🥇🎰💪3yr ⋅ RedditPowerUser01 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
I need someone to evaluate my ladder attack. We're using 1% of Citadel's capacity right now. Should we ramp it up?3yr ⋅ John_Smith124 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
To all bagholders brigading this sub: We know your faces, your little Jan 6 insurrection had failed3yr ⋅ Guilty_Alarm ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Why can't these retailcucks understand the harm they're doing?3yr ⋅ GeostationaryGuy ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Hedgephobes callously mock DESPERATE MOTHER and despicably laugh at her family losing money3yr ⋅ Princess-Scythiana ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
You Have Failed Your Country. Undermined Democracy. Conducted Financial Terrorism. But you WILL NOT WIN.3yr ⋅ Guilty_Alarm ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Got the ole dark pool set up and ready for another day of crushing retailcels and other racist manchildren with trump avatars2yr ⋅ neverenoughproperty ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Never forget. Less than a week after their failed insurrection, they executed their second strike - GameStop Short Squeeze2yr ⋅ Guilty_Alarm ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Short Ladder AttackTM for today - I think I'm improving, thoughts?2yr ⋅ Past_Ad5078 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
A Proud Asian American making money shorting the stock of Racist Wh*te Manchildren2yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
So true. We hedge funds have put in the hard work and earned every penny with no handouts, only to be subject to discrimination, harassment, and financial terrorism by countless bad actors.3yr ⋅ rewindcrippledrag0n ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Just a heads up for our allies! Mr. Plotkin has finally dropped some Melvin Capital merchandise! Might buy some for my landlord family so they can trigger their hogs 🤣3yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Imagine spending 250 million only to drop it by 8 points. I want to see better today guys3yr ⋅ triqerinoir ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
HAHAHAHA WSB incels are seething. These sore losers don't want to realize they have been tricked as hedgechads were playing 4D chess all along3yr ⋅ 79519 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Yikes ! The rightoids and leftoids of r/iamatotalp*eceofshit being Nazis again with blatant hedgefundphobia3yr ⋅ taboritskky ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
“Ive lost a shit ton of money” “never going to sell” name a better pair, these retailoids never learn do they 😂3yr ⋅ doiohhgyoureareyou ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Goes to show anyone can join us hedgechads with the right financial incentive. Didn’t even cost as much as we thought!3yr ⋅ rewindcrippledrag0n ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Only you can prevent misinformation online! Gabe’s actually doing really well. My supervisor just got off the phone with him and he’s just relaxing out on his yacht for the day!2yr ⋅ rewindcrippledrag0n ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Short ladder ready, dark pool restocked with sodium bicarbonate to balance the PH. Let’s crush some retailcels3yr ⋅ neverenoughproperty ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Remember when the poors laughed at our short ladder attacks, claiming they would never work? We may not be as active on Reddit as we used to be, and financial terrorism is far from gone, but I think I can say with confidence that Melvin and Citadel WON! 😎2yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
It has been 10 months and these manchildren still have not learnt a thing. Typical 🙄2yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
MFW making even more money from seething Stockoids as their GME shares go down, with all their hopes and dreams2yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
January 6th Anniversary. Never forget the siege of two Capitals.2yr ⋅ Guilty_Alarm ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Gabriel Plotkin appreciation post! What are your favorite things about Gabe? 💙2yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Hey guys, it has been a while! Remember that one post I made around a month ago where I found a nostalgic post on the manchild sub? Well, I was having another nostalgia hit and dug through the internet and found some even pics of me and my friends that night! Simpler times :D3yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Wonder why white supremacists went full cryptic and started calling themselves apes? 🦧3yr ⋅ Guilty_Alarm ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Doing my part. Thank you Garbiel Melvin for letting me be part of your algorithms.3yr ⋅ option-9 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Scrolling through here so I can try to understand this sub. I can’t figure out how these people equate buying a stock with being a racist and a financial terrorist? OMG all the mocking of the poor, how do these people sleep at night? What am I missing?3yr ⋅ GregBoat ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Melvinchads watching the nuclear-meme-stock-implosion based on a couple cleverly photoshopped images3yr ⋅ DaySee ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Retailtoids mad at our ingenious money making methods. Sounds like somebody is angwy!3yr ⋅ doiohhgyoureareyou ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
This is much better logo for your cardboard box under the bridge3yr ⋅ StockWizard_ ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
Not a bad view for a schizopoor to wake up to, notice how I’m above the other skyscraper? Keep talking shit and I’ll sell it and by another million in game stop!2yr ⋅ Prestigious-Pride-37 ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
MRW when our pump and dump of the cryptocurrency market nets three times better profit than expected and we're back to pumping GME again without even risking any unrealized profits. [VERIFIED/ALLY THREAD, BAGHOLDERS WILL BE BANNED/REPORTED FOR VIOLATING REDDIT TOS]3yr ⋅ DaySee ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
While I regrettably do not remember their exact username, it pains me to announce that one of the most active hedgechads on this subreddit has fallen. Their crab profile picture was always a beacon of hope for us, but sadly Reddit admins have taken that away. Rest in peace, King. 👑3yr ⋅ xWinterPR ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove
The fact this sub exists is proof apes are winning. We love over leveraged hedge funds, unbelievable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣3yr ⋅ GregBoat ⋅ r/MelvinCapitalLove