I'm sure this handrail strictly adheres to OSHA standards.6yr ⋅ mayoroftuesday ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Only Slightly Malicious. My orchestra conductor told us we could wear festive accessories. His examples were ties and earrings. He didn't say we couldn't wear festive socks. But I know he will hate them. And yes, those are very noisy bells.6yr ⋅ Budgiejen ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Our neighbour didn’t like the extension cords on the sidewalk so we lifted it up.7yr ⋅ Guybrush_ ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Ok. It would have been easier with my hand, but fine...6yr ⋅ I_play_trombone_AMA ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
We asked the grocery delivery business for onion, tomato, mayo, and hamburgers.7yr ⋅ Bubbaluke ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
There's a law that restaurants post calorie values for their foods, it doesn't say that it needs to be matched up to any one of the 32 different menu combinations7yr ⋅ nalc ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Floss company runs contest to get free art. Artists respond6yr ⋅ EndorDerDragonKing ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My uncle's real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. It just grew in.5yr ⋅ ibjhb ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Sri Lankan Airlines flew its first female-operated flight and some on social media made jokes on it, implying that it would be a disaster. Was indeed a disaster, for jokers.5yr ⋅ Manoratha ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
The sign shall provide the words NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING and the date, place and time of the hearing in letters that are black and at least six inches high;6yr ⋅ HolyCarbohydrates ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
You said you wanted the American flag (x-post /r/NotMyJob)7yr ⋅ the-hundredth-idiot ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
We received a ‘lead foot’ noise complaint from our neighbors; our landlord asked us to get area rugs...5yr ⋅ PJsBjsPBnJs ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Teacher asked for a LateX generated document on the hand-in page. Well, he can get one.7yr ⋅ Gamer1120 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Told my roomate to put a new roll of paper towel in the holder7yr ⋅ Str8Legroom ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Photography is not allowed IN this gallery. (Anything you can photograph from the outside must be fair game.)7yr ⋅ ralph-j ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.6yr ⋅ lancore ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
The business asked for a detailed in-depth document describing of what Read-Only mode means. I was happy to oblige. (link to PDF in comments)7yr ⋅ this-ops-a-faggot ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
1978: Toronto Maple Leafs owner Harold Ballard protests new NHL rule mandating names on back of jerseys...by making the names the same color as the jerseys.6yr ⋅ nervouswreck96 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My Mom’s school district said teachers can’t show non-educational movies in class anymore, even if there’s nothing else to do.6yr ⋅ hexernano ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My mum said we shouldn't take up the whole sofa... so we complied, but we took every cushion with us so no-one else would be comfy.7yr ⋅ sweetpotato37 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Got asked if I wanted to make a sign for my wife's marathon.7yr ⋅ fixedonhills ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Asked for a rum and coke in Malaysia. I got what I asked for...7yr ⋅ jdjwright ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My brother was screamed at to raise 1000 dollars in two days for the battalion ball, this is how he turned in the money( with red glitter which got on their clothes)6yr ⋅ AirborneRanger117 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I engrave for a living. Entitled senior customer tells me we should make badges for seniors so they can recieve a higher discount. Request fulfilled. And no, she was not happy.6yr ⋅ xAinsliex ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
No please or thank you--just follow my directions. So they did.6yr ⋅ ImOnRedditNow1992 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Making a Father's Day menu for a restaurant but chef has yet to give me the actual food items so i had to improvise to get my design approved.6yr ⋅ superslutsloth ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
“I need your biggest cup burr.” What he expected vs what I gave him7yr ⋅ SimAlienAntFarm ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
If you need to find a loophole, contract a university student7yr ⋅ TheMagicGopher ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Polish road renovation in Warsaw. It wasn't part of their job to move these cars.6yr ⋅ redkelpie ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
You want to learn the secret to how I made $290,000 selling books? I'll show you, friend6yr ⋅ Blue_Pocket ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
“Please do not place any tables/chairs/equipment in this space. Keep this space clear.”7yr ⋅ TheMusicCrusader ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Boyfriend asked for coffee... no mention of what it should be served in7yr ⋅ hiddenbutts ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Apologies for the potato quality photo, but I had to share this with you guys6yr ⋅ bungeeman ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I told a student if he used variables other then the ones in the book for his homework he needed to note that, he defined x as a duck. Well played6yr ⋅ dount3plz ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Not mine, but thought this belonged here. For reference, raid0 is where data is stripped across hard drives so if one fails, all the data is lost.6yr ⋅ btw_i_use_arch ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Had to take a day off for a bad tooth. Was told i had to remove a day of vacation for blizzcon cause i was .33 of a hour short. I work from home, so i dont mind coming in for a few minutes. Will take me 10 minutes to setup the computer.7yr ⋅ mementh ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
BT customer service didn't understand that my bill doesn't show my internet usage. Now every quarter I get a braille bill.6yr ⋅ pcx82698 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
They told me to paint, but not to reach past any handrailings, this was the result.6yr ⋅ TheDirtyJuke ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I’ll just have a little sauce please.... *sigh*... well it’s what I asked for.6yr ⋅ hiddenmysecrets ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My friends asked me to contribute to their playlist. Now we wait.6yr ⋅ Higher_Primate01 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My mother's boyfriend said that he wanted a little glass of wine6yr ⋅ TheGrandFerry ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My student asked if I would give him ten bucks for finishing his homework. I told him to go collect it at the color printer.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
We're tight on space for our trip, please pack only the toiletries that we'll use on the trip...6yr ⋅ JVM_ ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Can you make my sign in the computer? [ x-post /r/CrappyDesign/ ]7yr ⋅ rlisboa ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Answer with a whole paragraph where a few words would do perfectly fine.7yr ⋅ Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Doing taxes, and wife interrupted me from the living room to get her “just a little thing of lemonade.” I call it “affectionate malicious compliance.”6yr ⋅ CandidateForDeletiin ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
[Story in Comments] When your boss says Everything by the book from now on so you have to throw out a tray full of profits.6yr ⋅ jimmygrim ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
You want me to hang the bagels? I’ll hang the damn bagels.6yr ⋅ FunctionBuilt ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Unplug all appliances. We are leaving our vacation rental a day early because it has been a nightmare. I really want to unplug the oven, per instructions.7yr ⋅ zrebra ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
School got tired of taking peoples trays up for them, so they put this sign up.7yr ⋅ gibeonthegoofy ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
(x-post) You can’t bring your dog on the subway in New York unless it fits in a bag.7yr ⋅ Vaeox_Ult ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
In my class you’re not allowed to eat yogurt( I have my reasons, they are sound), today child said ‘I have yogurt.’ He stood walked out of the class, turned around and ate his yogurt.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Our class had a group presentation and we asked each other questions.7yr ⋅ Awesause ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
As long as they're not blank she said. Shouldn't be a problem she said.6yr ⋅ asd360 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My friend asked me to write Rick Ross' entire genetic code on his hand6yr ⋅ JustDaUsualTF ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
After being warned by the NBA, the Bulls play Justin Holiday and Robin Lopez the entire first quarter and take a 5 point lead. Engage tank mode for the rest of the game.6yr ⋅ rumdiary ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked the cleaners if they could remove a grease stain from my shirt. SUCCESS!7yr ⋅ SquireX ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
