Technically all the codes for handicap accessibility have been met. Chattanooga, TN7yr ⋅ greengiantj ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I've been messaging people on Facebook selling valuable items for $1 and offering exactly $1. Results are varied, yet mostly angry and hilarious.7yr ⋅ DrVanVonderbooben ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Ask my landlord to fix my wobbly wardrobe... I guess this worked?7yr ⋅ joedavison17 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My girlfriend told me to do the laundry and wash the kitten. Ok!7yr ⋅ jbrandyberry ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Good Samaritan recycles waste paper. (Sorry for the crappy photo)7yr ⋅ rexo12 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
A very rude man, at the hotel I work, asked for a coffee in the smallest possible size we had. I gave him this cup. (Mt. Dew for scale)8yr ⋅ _Belmount_ ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Drop what you're doing and label EVERYTHING in the walk in cooler! Ok...7yr ⋅ DerrykLee ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Trash Trompe-l'œil - neighbor anonymously reported us to the city because our trash cans were not behind a barrier. Now they are.6yr ⋅ TheNinjaplex ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Client called *too* many times to get it shipped to them AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. You got it, buddy!7yr ⋅ paulec252 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Paint this picture we didn't pay for on our wall. Taken by /u/korneplod_turneps6yr ⋅ SavageGoatToucher ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Fan got a 1 year ban from the stadium so decides to rent a crane to watch the game6yr ⋅ ugacha ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My boss said to wrap every skid. He didn't want to listen to why that was a bad idea.7yr ⋅ Alotofboxes ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Many hotel rooms in Hanoi have no windows. I asked our local travel agent to make sure our room for our last night in the city had one. Here's what he got for us.7yr ⋅ FerretFarm ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My dad didn’t want me to spend a lot on him this year, so he set some rules for his gift. 1. It has to be made out of paper. 2. It can’t cost more than $10. 3. It has to be exactly 8” by 6”. He’s gonna get exactly what he requested6yr ⋅ AMMOBURNUR ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
This Wisconsin community was required to number their streets, Against the communities wishes.6yr ⋅ LuvinMclovin ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked for a discount on a keyboard and got exactly what I asked for7yr ⋅ Adelaidekris ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Asked my husband why he didn't just put the dressing on my plate when he handed me the bottle7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
While ordering through drive thru, my friend asked if they could put mustard on his panini. They literally put mustard ON his panini.6yr ⋅ TallDarkAndHarrison ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
At a restaurant in Budapest I asked for the picture and the waiter brought me this6yr ⋅ ihatepulp ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
We’ll make our own wall, with blackjack and hookers and estate agent signs.7yr ⋅ oliverwinton ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
When a drunk customer is being obnoxious about wanting “eeeeextra onions!” you comply.6yr ⋅ LenoraCain ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
NO, YOU DON'T GET I-, OK, JUST MAKE IT SAY WELCOME TO PAX ALL IN CAPS5yr ⋅ motivateyourself ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
When the boss asks you to hang the corkboard and it's really not your job...7yr ⋅ RepulsaeNescia ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I do not want any engraving, just leave the metal plate blank, no engraving.7yr ⋅ Baldemoto ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Not my case of compliance, but figured this sub might enjoy the find.6yr ⋅ cheeseguy3412 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Me: What do you want at the top? Boss: Something in an art deco font.7yr ⋅ kibble ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
“Can you kick someone?” “Sure thing.” (X-post from r/teenagers.)6yr ⋅ fallendarthenderguy ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Spilled cereal all over the hob. Asked roommate if he could ‘tidy it up’ [e.g. throw away]. Well, he did make it tidy...6yr ⋅ naesheim_bech ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Tobacco advertising in Formula 1 has been effectively banned. To circumvent this, Marlboro designed a sponsor decal that appeared to be a barcode while stationary. Once the car was moving however, motion blur caused a Marlboro logo to be visible7yr ⋅ blackjesus1997 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Well... That's what they said to do... [x-post, r/funny]7yr ⋅ SillySpaceKitty ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My friend made a reddit account and demanded I send her a list of subs....7yr ⋅ whatsername121 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
One of my finance professors said we could use one page of notes on the exam today. Front and back. Didn't bother studying the material too hard.7yr ⋅ BattlePope69 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Get sued for not notifying customers about unauthorized changes? Keep doing it and add one tiny notification to the website itself4yr ⋅ lavagirliving ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Take a close up photo of the dog.. - yep. Thank you daughter of mine.7yr ⋅ Zeestars ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Boyfriend sarcastically said he wanted twelve pieces of pizza. So I gave him twelve pieces of pizza.7yr ⋅ Lilwitch513 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Friend told her husband she was on the last case of water. What he brought home.7yr ⋅ chelsmjlv ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My dog is always begging for food. I told him he's not allowed in the kitchen... sneaky7yr ⋅ GoldenBlueIntrovert ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I told him to get your paws off that piece of carpet and he did7yr ⋅ IAmBaconsaur ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
The pizza place I work for delivers to a prison. The prison kept complaining about our drivers pulling up front in an “unauthorized area.” They said our drivers need to park in an actual parking spot. No problem!6yr ⋅ oheezy ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I left a list of chores for my teen daughter to do. I came home to stuff like this.6yr ⋅ Z0MBIECL0WN ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Adrian Beltre has a sense of humor -- get's ejected by ump who does not6yr ⋅ TrustedInternetGuy ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked my Daughter to put that bottle of water in a cup for me...7yr ⋅ carl63_99 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
In Russia the act of displaying the LGBT flag in public can get you arrested. Guess there's nothing left to do but comply.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
When the stadium won't allow individual painters poles for mics because it's ugly6yr ⋅ gripworks ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Went to McDonalds. Asked for all of the sauces. Hats off to the guy working the drive-through.7yr ⋅ piggapotomus ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I know about databases, I don't need the IT Department to give me information, give me database access and a diagram of the database .. Of course dear user, of course...7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
