Yesterday I posted a horrible mashup of coffee mug quotes, and today I wanted to know what it would look like in IRL life. I'm sorry and you're welcome

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Not text like most posts here, but I stitched my favourite malaphor!

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How to avoid mixing your metaphors

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“Dig up a dead horse”. I love it

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my six cents

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Feed two birds with one scone

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I say this so often my friends made a shrine to it: I got the shit end of the stick

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Blew me by surprise

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When Brandon Marshall speaks, throw a big Stone.

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I think Toby Fox knows who we are and what we do.

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We need a mascot.

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