Friendly reminder that peak Christianity was almost indistinguishable from peak Islam. The only difference is, we've moved on. Today I am enlightened by my own intelligence, not some phoney barbaric gOD's blessing. RIP jeesis u cunt

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My fUNDIE parents dragged me to church last Sunday, here is an actual picture from it. I'm the guy in the circle.

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Lines are approximately one god delusion apart

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I can't wait for the swimsuit issue...

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Easter cookies

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M'lady fragrance

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It's easy if you try

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Le Current Year Man faithsmashes fundie plebs

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Fundies are dumb

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Petition to rename The Bay of Fundy to The Bay of Sagan.

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Brave sciENTist stands up for logic and reason, LITERALLY oppressed by Reddit hive mind

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I found this beautiful quote from Richard Dawkins, paraphrased down to its flawless meaning and sexy lawgic

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owning le funDIEs on le Facebook

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TIL atheists don't watch TV

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DAE the only reason funDIEs don't shoot people is out of fear of their phony gOD?

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<---- Click if you're blazing it, not praising it

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How to tell if someone is really brave

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Ricky Gerbrave hits the nail on the head

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How I feel as an educated man going into a church

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Toot!

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The Soviet Union literally never existed.

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A professional quote maker on xbox live

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lol gOD is so dumb xD

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This is my Bible; the contents of this thin book has done more to advance mankind and change the world over the last 30 years than perhaps any other.

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I love the smell of Euphoria in the morning.

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This.

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Meanie Myth

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A Tale of Two Cities

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A scientist (like le me) did this

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/r/atheism's Current Bravery Level

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ENLIGHTENED GENT(LE)SIR CRUSHES RE(LIE)GION WITH ONE QUESTION

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Religion is so dumb. Edit: downvotes, really?

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Take that, funDIES!

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reLIEgion is worse than cancer (seen on Facebook)

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Costco is for science, Walmart is for fundies!

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Mother of Hitchens, he actually did it!

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Some severe oppression against a lone atheist in /r/thatHappened. This is becoming all too frequent!!! 😫😫😫

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Catholic Church = Evil blood Cult!!!!!

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Enlightened, intelligent, and tolerant atheist M'lady owns dead fundie.

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LELELELELEL

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LOL THIS IS FOR ALL OF MY FUNDIE FACEBOOK FRIENDS!!! XD

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Got this from the bank today. Which one of you brave faithsmashers did this?

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MFW i get ready to pwn some funDIEs

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Christian Values!

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Lest we forget this brave chariot of atheism.

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MRW the cute boy I have a crush on asks me to go to bible study with him

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What my super atheistic mother got me for Christmas...

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Faith smashing at their fullest!

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I ain't afraid

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Always Remember

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Was it really THAT bad? I mean sure I wasn't that funny but really?

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ONE CLICK = ALL SMASH

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GTFO of my house 💯

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Atheist beer I found in Prague

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As an atheist, this is true [FIXED]

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Bill Nye while debating Ken Ham (x-post /r/adivceatheists)

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DAE funDIEs are Rapists?

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Christianity in a Nutshell (1 click)

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Has anyone seen my smugmobile?

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My funDIE grandma told me on fundiebook that she was 'tired' of my atheist posts. Posted this on her wall. She is in the hospital ICU now.

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Fucking '00 kids

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This is MY Gospel - With knowledge in my artillery, I am quite the opponent.,.

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Hugo Chavez, truly an inspiration to us all even in death.

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This.

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Join the maymay club TODAY!

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Fuck you, mom.

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Submitting my thesis. Peer reviews to the left please.

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I got a little emotional writing this, but here it is, my Face of Atheism

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DAE intelli(dumb) design XD

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Upsagan to make this the new background before Dawkins glorious AMA!

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Stephen Fry has prostate cancer, so where are your 'thoughts and prayers' now funDIES?! gOD DOESN'T REAL!

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I spotted myself at in the crowd of the Nye/Ham debate

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Religion = dumb!

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Guys. Hey, guys. GUYS!! Guess what? I-PFFFT... No, guys, listen. I- No seriously, guys, this is the funniest thing ever. I... I put the... Guys, I'm serious, listen. I put the, the... I PUT THE BIBLE IN THE FICTION SECTION!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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DAE Science is better than le Jesus? Also, friendzoning sucks.

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An atheist walks into a coffee shop...

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I literally wept. He speaks to my non-existent soul.

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The cHIK-fIL-[e]a cows.

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It's almost the end of may may May! Post 0-clicks and get a little brave ITT to show jij and his cronies we won't be oppressed!

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KidsWithoutGod.org. DEAL WITH IT, MOM AND DAD.

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fuck fundies

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#SUPERORIGINALJOKE DAE PEDO PRIESTS?

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Stevie Griffin owns fundies (from le mothership)

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Viva [Le] Revolution

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Useless to Useful

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My face of Atheism

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When FUNDIES convert to atheism.

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The face of militant atheism

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Our prophet later added: And by circles I mean the euphoric and eclectic establishment known only as /r/atheism

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Nut WT

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I witnessed the oppression first hand.

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two euphoric yahoo commenters

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I predict by this time tomorrow the world will be rid of religion because of this single perfect argument.

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Doubts about evolution

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Graphical Depiction of the Mothership Drama

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My kid knows there's no gOd and she's only five!!

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Amen Hitler.

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Social Justice Warriors

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Outright revisionist history

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MRW my dAD asks me to pray for my uncle who has cancer

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Science prevails yet again

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BRAVE explains the reason for an old tradition

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Stewie the sciENTist. So brave, so euphoric, so enlightened, RAMEN!

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George Carlin was the best professional quotemaker

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I hereby present my PhD thesis. It's called why funDIEs are dumb and Atheism = Science What do you guys think?

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I didn't know that Audi were le scientists!

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Someone just shared this epic dose of logic on Facebook. I can't physically cope with the amount of sheer science in this beautiful beautiful maymay

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Enlightened Zombie

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Let me enlighten you fundies with a dose of reality. THIS, accurately portrays the oppression of religion & the true victim!

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A little over a year ago, I discovered magic sky fairy. It helped me realize that I should stop being a funDIE and learn to science. Here's the image that started it all for me. [Once click] [Sorry if repost.]

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I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago

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Finally got my shirt in! It's earned me a lot of awkward, shaming looks. I live in an area full of religious zealots.

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David Cross WRECKS the fundies!!!

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Help stamp out gOD!

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Why, good day to you indeed m'lady 😍😍😍😍

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Hey, stupid refugees: did you ever think that reLIEgion is the reason you're a refugee?

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I am in awe of this enlightened warrior

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The most euphoric of all games of Cards Against Humanity

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>MFW funDIES try to debate me but constantly fail due to my superior logic

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Weed dealers > Fundie preachers

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When Homer was euphoric [one click maymay]

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These atheists had to pretend to be fundies to get recognized because of oppressions

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This really happened to me in biology class [ONE CLICK]

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The beauty of the Atheist message???

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Whoops I forgot to even real | God

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Headbanging atheist (probably a 9gagger) meets a fundie [X-post from /r/CringeAnarchy]

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mfw on this subreddit

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Lel. FunDIES need to grow up and stop believing in fairy tales

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Upvote if you know this feel!

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Fundies can't handle the truth!

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CHECKMATE

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Two lovely m'ladies totally PWN'ing a bunch of funDIE losers! Lol BEWBS btw

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Constantinople in 1452, right before the arrival of Islam

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Sorry I'm late but, does anyone like my pumpkin carving of God?

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Richard Dawkins is both a sciENTist and, more importantly, a professional quotemaker

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whenever my mOM gets angry when I tell her gOD doesn't real

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Rest in Peace, Skeen.

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m'tattoo

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Sorry funDIES, not even mass murder will make me stop talking about how enlightened I am!

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A religious person sent me this image of what they imagine a typical atheist to be like. (DAE oppression?)

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Lmao stuppid funDIE, nothing happen after you die

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