A rare occurrance of the PHP docs actually realizing how bad the language is8yr ⋅ RainOnYourTirade ⋅ r/lolphp
Boolean return values are so inconsistent that they summoned Zalgo to php.net9yr ⋅ RainOnYourTirade ⋅ r/lolphp
crc32 produces a negative signed int on 32bit machines but positive on 64bit mahines6yr ⋅ BurritoBashr ⋅ r/lolphp
Test of JSON parsers - PHP's is almost the only one completely correct one.7yr ⋅ AdventOfScala ⋅ r/lolphp
Let's make the first parameter optional completely changing the meaning of argument names5yr ⋅ fotcorn ⋅ r/lolphp
Even PHP's developers are stumbling over the lolphp that's the $escape parameter to fputcsv6yr ⋅ pilif ⋅ r/lolphp
Here's one that's been sitting on my desktop for awhile — I like to call it February doesn't count9yr ⋅ grimnebulin ⋅ r/lolphp
Why use the correct strtolower if you can fix the output manually? [x-post /r/shittyprogramming]9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/lolphp
I tried to make a Hasse diagram for the PHP '<' operator. Turns out INF is smaller than itself, greater than itself, not equal (==) to itself, but identical to itself (===).12yr ⋅ ealf ⋅ r/lolphp
is_file() returns a boolean, but may return unexpected results for files larger than 2GB on 32 bit systems12yr ⋅ charliesome ⋅ r/lolphp
Symfony: High Performance PHP Framework, making one of the best arguments against PHP ever11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/lolphp
