Make me laugh, get in my pants.

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Sigh

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These guys just say they're straight so they can get more dick

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“well connected”

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Is a little get to know you too much to ask before we fuck?

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I’m so confused. And user blocked me instead of answering my question.

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When you leave a lasting memory

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This is not mine but I thought It was funny 😭

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Profile said he was 23. My jaw is still on the floor.

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Poor Cherry, gay men aren’t much better

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Confusion

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Remember kids, grammar and spelling are sexy too.

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Grindr Translator - Did I miss anything?

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i mean.. wtf lmao

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Has this been posted yet?

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Unwilling to get circumcised for his fetish: deal-breaker 😅

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A lot of assumptions made

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What a great opportunity.

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I think I'm funny.

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Perchance 🧐🧐

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Got this 10 minutes before we were supposed to meet up

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I- I feel personally called out 😂

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Spelling bee central

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The fuck does that mean

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What the fuck man

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Didn’t expect him to make me think this much 🥴🥴

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Straight guys these days

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0-100

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I asked him for a formal invitation

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White guys on Grindr

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Sometimes I think I don’t roleplay right.

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😍🥰😘

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What am I even supposed to say?

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I met up with a guy last night and he sent me this today

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When it’s 100°F+ in Seattle, people’s priorities change....

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An untapped resource for Grindr apparently.

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Forgot I was gay for a second

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The duality of man

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Sex addict living in poverty reax only

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Ok i guess

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same, babe

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A for effort!

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Score

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Found on fb

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No my name is Patrick moment

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Rural Grindr hits different

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I'm a responsible daddy

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Best advice I’ve gotten from Grindr

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Actually made me lol

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Remind me not to mention what I do for work to hookups 💀

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It’s been 4 months and I still think about this...

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☹️

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Guessing Game

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Us damaged bottoms on Grindr

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bro these profile pics are getting outta hand 💀 💀

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The duality of man

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How subtle you want me to be?

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In case y’all didn’t see this on Twitter 🤣🤣

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Husband material 🥰

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Breaking the fourth wall

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Not Dolly Parton

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Straight guy on Grindr starter pack

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Why would you even want to have multiple accounts?

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You ever just have your day ruined with a single comment?

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This must be time consuming..

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What’s wrong with 28 yo?

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I'm honestly speechless

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Not sure if I posted this already but gold in my opinion

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He blocked me after this.

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Got grammer checked by someone on a hookup app

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Nothing like quality time with Dad!

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I chuckled

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Well this is a choice of ad on Grindr.

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When you've gotten attached to that guy you met on Grindr

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I'll do both

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Wondering why I redownloaded this app 🙄

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Tops on Grindr

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I CANNOT 💀💀

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I ain't got enough dick for all that 💀

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Wonder what changed 🤔

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*sad horn plays*

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On this day, I was humbled.

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I’m hurt.

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Feel like I've peaked with this

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*strictly*

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how would you respond to a comment like this?

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I... what do I even say

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Well that was a change of direction

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The keen & direct TwinkDestroyer

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Just want you all to know the hierarchy.

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well dam I got a new owner it seems...

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He’s very freaky

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He’s sure got his priorities straight lmao

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every grindr profile pic:

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Did I need to say more?

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Shortage of tops on Grindr reax only

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Guy thought i was insulting him

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Here's your best Grindr excuse fail

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Im just tired of these

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The product development we need

3yr ⋅

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I still don't think he understands...

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Oh no

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🤡

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Happy election night 😨

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Dinner is served

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Not a typo?

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Bed and Breakfast 🥞 🍑

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Found on FB and I’m uncomfy

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I just wanted some face pics 😔

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Someone's feeling hurt😂😂

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Another gem from internet😂..

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☭_ ☭

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This post needs no title.

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Two dudes brought together by one dude’s load

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Took a quick turn there

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A healthy dose of reality for me

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really don’t know what to say

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POV: you were originally honest about your height and now you're considering removing it from your profile

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Does this count as wholesome?

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I...

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I have TOP on my username aswell

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Found the one plant gay to rule them all.

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Cummies

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Found this hilarious

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i love honey mustard

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From this dude i hooked up with a few months ago 😳

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Two of the reddest flags I've ever seen

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