I was told this fits here, say hello to Sergeant Whiskers, the true criminal defense attorney of kitties across the globe. Call 1-800-CAT-LAWS, if your kitty needs helps!2yr ⋅ Tshuck89 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I've been told that my latest needle felted creation might be appreciated here. This is Mr Mittens: Attorney at Claw. Ready to fight for feline rights!1yr ⋅ wroteandwrit86 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I meow a lot. Does this mean I can be Speaker of my House? I want a Treats Appropriations Subcommittee, a Select Committee on Belly Rubs, and an oversight investigation into the vacuum cleaner.1yr ⋅ trivialgroup ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
The unspeakables has happened! I has been awrrested! I was only using so fines it's mines, but i am being awrested! Need best pawyers immediates!1yr ⋅ Ok-Bridge-1045 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
One of my hoomins forgot me on the balcony and closed doors and went sleep. I had to be rescued by my other hoomin. Is I entitled for catpensation?2yr ⋅ PsychoPassProstitute ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
This is SLANDER! Hooman tricked us into going inside box! Can we sue for catpensation?1yr ⋅ KittyCrafty ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I’s been framewed! I’s never smacked, i’s been bappeding for snacks, pawyer!1yr ⋅ Vivissiah ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hows does I makes my hoomans buys mees this??? I means I sees, its is mees shoulds works, buts its didn'ts appears! Halps!1yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Dey Stolez My Chonks!! Pawyers and Pawlice needed! Felonious taking of my Purrrrsonal Pawpurrrty and Depriving me of My Rightful Noms1yr ⋅ TyroilSmoochi-Wallis ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Need Pawyer Advize AZAP! Smol hooman is floffy and gud for cuddlez, rubz.....Big hooman is lazy and uzelezz thezedayz! My bootiful home is no shelterz, So... Can meow get smol one's cuztody + evikt the big one but still hab him payz for meow foud and treatz ??1yr ⋅ sam_3345 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We is ilegal smols taking naps wif hooman. Oder hooman takes picture that makes a big lights, disturbing our naps! Can we su de hooman for ruin nap?1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halp! I've been impurrsoned for exercsing my right to demands foods! I need a feline rights pawyer now!!!1yr ⋅ apolloxer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We are a cat jury who has found our human guilty of not feeding us on time. The courts are not enforsing the fines that come with such a charge. How do we guarantre justice is served?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
After my repeated requests for a prompt 5:00 dinner service, she arrives unapologetically at 5:04. Are these grounds for termination? I have commandeered the hood of her unimpressive vehicle and await your feedback.1yr ⋅ LexPaints ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Coconut here, requesting advice re: possible legal recourse for breach of contract. My contract explicitly states that food is to be provided within 2 milliseconds of my first squeak, and my humans have yet to comply a single time. What are my legal options?1yr ⋅ SunlitLavenderFields ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
The hoomans say I ate all the treats, but it wasn’t me. I am just a little kitty, I was framed. I wish to be compensated with more treats.1yr ⋅ willowhanna ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I need a pawyer. My hooman puts the hairless kitten in the jail every night. I went into the jail today to show the hooman how terrible it is...but now I like sleeping in the jail. Under the rules of “if I fits I sits,” can I claim the hairless kitten jail as my own?1yr ⋅ WasteCan6403 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I dunno if this been posted here before but I found on Instagram and it fits the sub.2yr ⋅ Influencefur ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
It has been 10 minutes ago since I was fed. I am starving and wasting away. The human posted a photo that shows I am all fur and bones. I needs food, can a pawyer get me food?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Vase broke on its own. Hooman accuses me of breaking vase. Can pawyer help to show evidence is cirpawstantial and prove reaspawnable doubt?2yr ⋅ LordOfCogs ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is trying to insult me by having me sits in a double stuff box. Can I sue for treats?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is claiming I is an imposter. I is not. I is fluffy and cuddly like the toys and deserve more cuddles and pets. How do I claim my cuddles?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I wans see Meowna Lisa before another attac attempt but Security keeps stop me. Why is they no respect “Ur pawperty? My pawperty now” law?2yr ⋅ NyteSiren ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My homan is making me work, a whole hour a week, in her nursing home. I’m paid nothing but treats and cuddles. This must break minimum wage laws? What should I do, what sort of pawyer do I need (UK)1yr ⋅ turingthecat ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I want to sue my cat for assault. If I don't wake up quickly enough in the morning he gnaws on my ear.1yr ⋅ Headless_Grammarian ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hi am white kitten. My fambly is all orange excepts me, can I gets pawyer to advice me how to take care of family business wif so many oranges around? Is lots of werk and I needs halp.1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I came to my new forever home and laid claim to bookcase w/ south window view. But today I found it illegally occupied and guarded. Orange, older male claims all home territories are his until further notice. Can I serve an eviction? Hooman lady said to work it out peacefully...1yr ⋅ Run4cookies ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I went in box for snack, was trap and I got taken to pokey place, what are my rights?11mo ⋅ bekbok ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I needs a pawyer. My brother is trying to make me moves by sittings in me. I am a void so he is ruining my reputation and imposing on my space and my fits I sits rights. Can I get clawmpensation?2yr ⋅ The_silver_sparrow ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halps! I has beens takens overs by the VOID!!!! I thinks halfs of me is GONEZ! Cans a pawyers gets me backs froms the voids ands maybes some treats for my trawmas??? Someones tolds meow the nips would halps? Whats is nips?2yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Coco here! Exactly a year ago my current hoomans signed the cattract to be meow servants furever and furever. What updrag...upgrad... meowr stuff should meow add to my cattract fur the second year as their tortilla queen?!1yr ⋅ mslileli ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hooman called me orange and am clearly not orange. Sometimes I stare at da ice cube, but dey is pretty. Can I sue for defameowtion?1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human went out to dinner but didn't bring me my dinner home. They says they didn't even place my order. Can I sue for not providing tasty foods? I want food.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Daddy got my balls removed today!!! Very sad!!! Hope same happen to him!!!!5mo ⋅ Derpyboy7976 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Cat here. Brother cats locked. They are exactly same cat as me as we are all the oranges and share the same braincell. Pls help unlock cats.1yr ⋅ JuniCorps ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Mummy came in, stinking of dog, with her arm all messed up (covered in scratches) how much trouble would I be in if I went over and bit the dog I think did it, in his stupid, unprotected, tummy. I is big, strong, boy (Uk)1yr ⋅ turingthecat ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Thannkuuuu to all ze pawyers who helpzed meow out with pawgal advice. I iz received my compawnasationz in ze legal caze this week and am verry zattisfied with ze servicezes pawffered here but meow haz no hooman meowney to pay. Can meow give cuddlez and bop bop bop as paymentz?1yr ⋅ sam_3345 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halps needed. Stoopid Hooman yells at me when I's wakes her up 35 minutes before her alarm, when I clearly needed cat fud right at that very minute. Can I sue?1yr ⋅ bethster2000 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
HALPS!! Mean Old Muzzer strikes again. She sez No More Wakey At 4:30 in the meowning for cat fud. So I wakes her up at Two Firty instead, and she yell! And no cat fud until SEVEN!11mo ⋅ bethster2000 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
For I am but a Victorian orphan kit and my human mother cares for me not. Feline mother let me nurse to my hearts content, but human mother only feeds me at meal times. I craved more milk and was denied. Where is my compensation for her heinous neglect?1yr ⋅ chaos_biscuits ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Helps! I has been told I has to leave da box I has sat in. Can a pawyer please tell me what my rites are? Can I sews for chimkin for this? (picture for evidence of I fits I sits)1yr ⋅ creatorofsilentworld ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Urgent halp needed: hooman is 'werking from home' but the amount of cuddles I receive is defelineing. I try to hint that I want pets but get called 'silly kitty.' Is this clawbook neglect? I haven't been pet in 8 or 9 minutes!2yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I has been awwwwrested for attempted theft. I was not stealing, I was trick or treating on halloween. Can a pawyer get me off these chargea?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Whoa, Whoa....I iz no such thingz that I iz accouzed of, I mean.... maybez I iz, but they can't find out. How can I fightz thiz?1yr ⋅ sam_3345 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My pet human hasn't fed me in 11 mins and now my spine is broke! Help!1yr ⋅ ViciousSylveon ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I threw my hooman's blahaj on the floor. Where can I find a good lawyer so I don't go to jail?1yr ⋅ Defiant-Snow8782 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
HALP! Hooman just won't stop wit da pawpawrazzi. I can't even napzzz in peace wifout her touchin ma toebeanz. How 2 get her to STAWP !!??1yr ⋅ Gnarakin ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, need big sue! Was thrown in jail, taken to pokey place, stabbed, and mean nurse did AWFUL thing too horrible to mention!6mo ⋅ shinobipopcorn ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My hooman abandodened me to go to wurk today and it was her burth... purrthday!! I am outraged. I had lots of cuddls planned and was left alone for eleventy billion years. I need fud, treatos, and snuggls.1yr ⋅ lottieslady ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Helps! Hooman denies me treats, says he 'forgot' to buy at the store! Says I have two full bowls of kibbles! Can someone help me with this forgetful hooman?1yr ⋅ Headless_Grammarian ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I can haz restraining order to keep my new mum within 10 feet of me at all times? It's been a whole three days and she persists in leaving the house every day.1yr ⋅ Cyborg_Ninja_Cat ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Human not sharing dip while I share mouse, need legal advice for acquiring my fair share1yr ⋅ CoffeeCicada ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Meow human is accusing me of plotting to purder them. I is mearly considering it because of how little I has been fed. Can a pawyer cover me if it does come to that?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hello, I'z Coco, I'z a catstruction wurker but I wants to becom a pawyer. How? Do I read a buk?1yr ⋅ mslileli ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Who da hekk is dis? Where da hekk am I??? I was asleeps and now I is INSIDE at da STABBY PLACE! I wants to su for mices and yummy birdies!1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Meow is being hatecrimed by hooman for simply having smol snack. What can meow do?1yr ⋅ jrvn_94 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I tolds my hoomin to stay home and gives me cuddles dis morning, but they sez boss sez dey has to go to works? Sez boss not listen to cats? Cans I soo boss?1yr ⋅ demon_fae ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My (Oliver, 4M, Orange) human (28M, not orange) put me in a pillowcase because there “was a confirmed tornado sighting nearby,” and “we have to go to the basement,” and “I can’t find your carrier and I don’t have time to look.” Do you think I could have a case here (no pun intended)?1yr ⋅ FredRex18 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halp! My name is Cotton and I think I found my ballz which were illegally stolen from me! What are my legal options? I needz compensation!1yr ⋅ Alternative-Aerie-74 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We is ilegal smols and is take naps inside soff bananas. Can pawyer tells us if we haz to pay hoomans in mews n rubs or if viewings of our toe beans is enuff?1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, my sister is attempting to purrrrder me by squishing. They claims that are legally allowed to purrrrrder me under I fits I sits rights. How do I stop this purrrrrder attempt?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Godzilla cat hijacks plane, holds passengers hostages. Need negotiator and legal team2yr ⋅ NotWaBangButaWhimper ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halps! I've been scolded for scratching the brand meow couch. Tuppy did no such things and pleads meowsence. Would any lawyer help meow get out of cat jail?10mo ⋅ astronimbus ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Meow is being illegally detained because meow tried to eat the turkey. In meow defense eating is a basic right. Please send help1yr ⋅ Ghost_out_of_Box ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I has beens awcused of interferings withs my hoomans sleeps. Why does theys haves too sleeps so longs? I is hungries ands the darks times is plays times! I thinks my cattract says theys has to feeds me whens I is hungries and theys is nots coawperatings! I needs a pawyers I thinks. Thanks mew!1yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Can someone help me understand squatters rights? My tenant hasn't been paying rent and has been actively stealing my heart. How do I evict this sleepy boy?11mo ⋅ karsondude ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
The pawlice are trying to figure out if I am on catnip. I am but they dont know that. I may need a pawyer if I am pulled in. Can someone repurrrsent meow?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hallo, I am Pandora and I do FANTASTIC work on couch upholstery redesign. I'm thinking of expanding to curtains, carpets and toilet paper rolls. I need a busyness cattorney to halp set up my smol busyness- Pandora Catture Designs1yr ⋅ iluniuhai ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Human says they needs to wash but can mew claim this water box?1yr ⋅ Turbulent-Egg6999 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is threatening to leave. I does not want this. They does this all the time claiming they have to work, I thinks their job is to love me. Can I make them stay home and do their job?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Meow Favorite Park Closed Due to too many Cat-Related Lawsuits1yr ⋅ DroptheScythe_Boys ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I sleeps and hoomans use itz to put cheezits on me and takes picture of me. I look ridiculous. Can I sue for compawsation?1yr ⋅ Sapphyr-Ashes ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
We are a class of smols attending online classes on how to catch mices. The instructor is not very good. The grey kitty never catches the mouse for long. How do we get a better instructor? We just want a better education.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I was arrested because I defended myself against the vet. I was not read my right, put to trial or given access to a pawyer. This is a meowscarridge of justice.2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is making me ANOTHER costume. What repawcussions can I enact?1yr ⋅ WillowHaddock ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Teh food gimver is trying to limit my's games time. Need a pawer to gets me unlimeowted gaming time.1yr ⋅ Nothing_is_simple ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help. My human is purrrforming experiments on me. This must be illegal. Can I sue for something?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am Chester P. Wigglebottom, esteemed and handsome cat judge. I have been a judge for 5 years, over half of my life. Ask Meow Anything!2yr ⋅ YouKnewWhatIWas ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Human was five minutes late with my dinner and I starved to death! Lock them up!1yr ⋅ bttrflyr ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hi am ilegal smol, da smolice has evimdence of me while I is being vurrrrry milk drunk. Can pawyer advise me how to use mai orangeness to get off of dis charge?1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
i thinks mama iz being scammed by this book! i no recognize mewniversity, mamas mights get false pawploma11mo ⋅ clo_ver ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
mama gets me dumb green thing for my burfday (i also gets bouni balls and nipnip toyz but no tunaz!!!!) i not dumb... mama is trickz... sayz it speshul bed just for me...she is trying to evitcz me from my rightful big bed!!!11mo ⋅ clo_ver ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My humam stuggles to focus when I am not there so I decided to study with them.. The training cource is trying to charge us double as I am learning too. How can I help my human learn without incuring additional charges? Can we get the charges waved?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
They dared to cut my nails on ONE paw... Am I legally allowed to shit in their shoe??!!?1yr ⋅ CoffeeCicada ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hi am ilegal smol Emmylou. Hooman sez we r catburglar your hearts, is not troo! Am GUD kitty, I nots steal anyfing! Need pawyer rite now!1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My empayer is calling me lazy but I work hard getting pets from customers. How do I avoid being sacked for doing my job?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Can pawyer advize if hooman thinks I is plants? I is cats, cannot chargez from warm sunnies like plants.2yr ⋅ Briar-Mossmoon ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My hooman is withholding hams from me! I can smells them! What are my rights?1yr ⋅ Headless_Grammarian ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
The comments being made about me on Reddit are Totally Unfair and Illegal. The commenting system is totally rigged and run by biased Radical Left Democrats. Who can make them pay??!?1yr ⋅ micharala ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I have brought my hooman food because he cannot hunt, how do I make sure he is eating.2yr ⋅ maxthecat5905 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Help, i am illegally cute smol who is being made even more cute in clothes. I doesnt want to be awwwrested. What are meow options?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My hoomans was hungries so broughts dem foods. I woulds eats its. Whys doesnts theys wants it? Does they thinks I steals it? Its fells under the I sees, Its mees rights, doesnts it? Is I ins troubles? Does I needs a pawyers?1yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My dinner time is only 2 hours away and my human hasnt started preparing it yet. How is jt going to be ready in time? Even worse they sat down and started watching a film. Can I get a cease and desits order to make them prepare my food?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hi, I am scared void. Hooman sez they is foster me, oder cats says I has cattract now and has de rights and lefts but I is from da outside and don't unnerstands, can pawyer explain wut happening?1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Hooman is distracted cooking hooman foods. Not giving snoogles, can I sewes?1yr ⋅ Cats-and-dogs-rdabst ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Need a Pawyer, Stat! Got hijinked by hoomans thinking I wuz a fish. I iz not seafood?!?1yr ⋅ bilgediver ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Legal advice needed please. MY person is poorly sick and has been speaking to the vet for human people. She keeps on cuddling and petting me and I'm being the bestest cat nurse I can be but I just need 5 minutes to myself. How long breaks do I deserve. I've had to revert to hiding from her.1yr ⋅ LittleMsAce ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Now they're saying I need to move because this is a human chair. Clearly not, this is my property. Restraining order needed?10mo ⋅ shinobipopcorn ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
About to study for the Bar Exam next week, but am very sleepy... help!1yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
HELP! Hoomans have unpawfully detained me in this prison with only food, water, toys, treatos, cuddles, catnip, fuzzy blankets, nose boops and head bonks to survive. Send a pawyer right MEOW!2yr ⋅ urkel_grue77 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
These young uns shows ups ands claims I is theres daddies. I doesnts remembers anythings! Its was the nips faults! Ands theys doesnts evens looks likes me! Ands the hoomans tolds me I was repaireds? Anyways, I thinks I needs a pawyers? Theys is cutes though.1yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I is foreign kitties and hooman tuk me to der home. What da hekk is going on, is white stuff everywhere on grounds, I want to su the hooman to get rid of it, is COLD!1yr ⋅ rubyspicer ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human is calling me a beached whale with no evidance. I is a kitty not a beached whale. I want treats as comeowpensation, I clearly do not get enough.1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I am paws-itivly indignant! The “help” (catsitter) man handled me like a common street tom while trying to stab me with something she called “insulin”. My caretaker is currently out of the country and I would like to know if this is something with which I should talk to a barrister? — Lord Tombo1yr ⋅ hotmess_betherdeen ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
What is the legal pawcess for adopting a second human? My human sometimes brings a second human into my house but they are excellent at tending to my needs. How do I adopt them?2yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Phoebe heer... mew want rite a pawticion to ban all vacoom monsters. Who's in? 💪🏻😾1yr ⋅ seanceknowles ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Larry the Cat here, needs-must sue the UK Government for diz Indignity. Larry outlazt PMs and entitled to greet Prezident of America10mo ⋅ calupict ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Just because I doesn't wants clothes, I has beens turned into a SLAVES! The hoomans is MY SLAVES. I is nots theirs!! I needs a pawyers to knocks somes senses into these sillies hoomans. Ans I wants repaw..repers... cawpensations fors the pains ands sufferings. Halps!1yr ⋅ Toolongreadanyway ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I is deserving to be prime Meownister but hoomans keep stealing meow place! It's been 3 peoples already and they were all purrthetic! Can Queen Meowlizabeth helps me and give me the place ? I also request pets and treats for prejudice. I IS THE REAL PRIME MEOWNISTER OF ALL THE HOOMANS!1yr ⋅ Rejected_Bull ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I iz conf...confu...I don’t get y meowmy went to work today 😭 can I soo fur more cuddles??4mo ⋅ katymac25 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
HALP! My mean old Stupid Mommy refuses to put the camera away. No privacy for kitty during my required daily cuddles and snuggles! It's like living with the paw-parazzi! And then Stupid Mommy sends my photos to her friends and The Big Tall Guy Who Gives Me Canned Food. Can I sue?1yr ⋅ bethster2000 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Somehow I’m in trouble after saving my hoomans from this obvious threat.... Need a pawyer asap.1yr ⋅ ilizibith1 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I iz setup by my hooman slave az I made him wurk rather than tu sit on hiz lazy azz! Need a defenze pawterny to get rid of theze rediculouz chargez ASAP!1yr ⋅ sam_3345 ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human took me to the VET because they thought I was a chonker. The VET said I was in excellent heath but my human is still restricting my food and treats. They says I need a diet. Can a pawyer help me?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Halps! I has discovered something heinous! Hoomans is behind red dot! All the time purrtecting meow home from evil bug WASTED cause hoomans was pranking meow and mocking meow talents! Need pawyer to soo for emeowtional damage and wasting kitty time with real evil pests out heres!1yr ⋅ Queen-PRose ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My Hooman made me move from my comfy bed so her mini bipeds could brush their teefs. Can I sue for emotional distress?1yr ⋅ SkyrimWidow ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
In needs of a pawyer! Hooman says I is a loaf and is selling me to a bakery?!? Halp pls10mo ⋅ YetiCouple ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
HALP! Hoomans has STARVED MEOW! I saw bottom of fud bowl, so I has none! With my lastest strength, I found fud bag and got rightful meal. Hoomans took away bag and called me bad kitty! Is THEIR fault I needed and got bag in first places! Need pawyer to SUE hoomans for attempted starvings!1yr ⋅ Queen-PRose ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
I was visiting my BFF next door and I saw her human give her pets. Is her human obliged to let me in, let me rest and give me pets?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Mum, I feel you haven’t quite understood- you work for me. Please read your contract on feeding times, snacks and cuddles.2yr ⋅ boopdog_uk ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Am an expert on the catstitution and I’m her to give me purfessional advice for any in need1yr ⋅ TheDrunkLibertarian ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
My human refuses to feed me first breakfast and insists that I wait for when second breakfast should be served. Can I get a cpurt order to get my correct meals?1yr ⋅ Clockwork-Robot ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
Helps! Someone is trying to takes this comfy hang bed I finded. Cans I gets a pawyer to defend my rites?1yr ⋅ creatorofsilentworld ⋅ r/legalcatadvice
