Working on a new hand pose, pores! I think I found the perfect one 😍2yr ⋅ Chipholtlay ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Pores who don't spend AT LEAST $200 on their nails every month are NOT 👏🏻 WOMEN 👏🏻5yr ⋅ LivwithaC ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I hate the dreaded claw pose so I grabbed the nearest thing I had to hand5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Pro tip: if you remove your own polish, I highly recommend this little compound! 😘💖 you’re welcome!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Finally found my perfect nude! Color: Revlon quick dry top coat6yr ⋅ HelloThereGorgeous ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I filed my nails. If we can get this to 50k likes, I will wash my face and brush my teeth next.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
TODAY’S HEADLINES: PALE PRINCESS WHITINGTON OF GHOSTVILLE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT DARK FUCKING RED! 💁🏻♀️5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I went to get some groceries, had an emotional breakdown in the car park, got charged for assaulting strangers with projectile fruit and veg, and finally decided I’m ready to overshare on Reddit.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I usually only get solid colours or french, so I’m coming out of my comfort zone and getting another solid colour.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Oh I just KNEW somebody would mention the main thing in my photo!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Got some tiny germs in the mail! Haven't done my nails in so long 😭5yr ⋅ cassielfsw ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I put my BOYFRIEND’S FACE on my nails to celebrate our ANNIVERSARY.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I have no wrinkles in my fingers, thanks to genetics. Praise my DNA!5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Just got back from the salon and had my nails painted fuschia to match my yoga pants from Lululemon5yr ⋅ Cine_qua_non ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
First post! Ex nail biter! My fiance’s grandma’s boyfriend’s sick dog did this mani for me to celebrate something! I’m having a hard time! Love you guys’ designs! I’ll never be as good as you!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I painted my nails all by myself without paying anyone to help me. I can also wipe my own bumbum after going to the toilet, and I’m working on putting on my own shoes.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
How dare I remind mods about rules they suggested themselves but continue to make allowances for special users.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
(Sorry for product placement it was the closest thing on hand hahaha)5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Posting a picture of my nails won't get me upvotes so I'm just going to mention my anxiety in the title, that should do it5yr ⋅ Princess_Thranduil ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Cuticled? Pfff I don't even have lines, get on my level or get out!5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I did literally nothing to my nails. I just took a picture of my hand as bare and untouched as a newborn’s, and you suckers are upvoting me like the clappers because I said the word ‘minimalist’, probably.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I (a MAN btw, I have a PENIS) painted my daughter’s nails and/or want to buy her or my wife/sister/mother or somebody without a penis a GIFT. Possibly I’ve already bought and given the gift. But anyway aren’t I just super duper?!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Guys, what shape should I file my nails? See if you can guess what I want to hear!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
When a user should have been permabanned for breaking rule 4 multiple times (per a comment by a mod) but they're still posting in the subreddit5yr ⋅ Princess_Thranduil ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
My hubby’s response when I expressed concern that he wasn’t wearing any green.5yr ⋅ Jessica_Iowa ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Azature Black Diamond polish with Swarovski crystal accents plus a squirrel.5yr ⋅ Cine_qua_non ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Chinese restaurant lighting was great for capturing the sparkles!5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Don’t try to interact with me as if you’re people, just karma and views will do.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Look how I did my nails on this post in this subreddit about nails!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Daily reminder to alter your DNA to have longer nail beds and no dermatological issues. Also it’s super practical to have oily fingers all day, so you should definitely do it unless you’re pore!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Thanks, you pore cuticle, but I just think I was born better than you. :)5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Today’s basic pink glitter was brought to you by the word ‘festive’.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I’m wilfully ignorant of the problem, therefore the problem does not exist.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
My BOYFRIEND and I can’t decide which is better. Leave a comment, subscribe, and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Please ignore my cuticles, also it's messy because there was an earthquake and my hands were shaking CCNFW5yr ⋅ Princess_Thranduil ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
If you click to enlarge this photo, you will be able to see it better. Please click it pleeeeease please.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Used non-designer, non-13-free, pore nail polish and didn't die!!! AMA5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Silent cleaning up of rules without apologies for wrongful bans (and tantrums and manipulation) for civil discussion of rules. Straight out of the MUA playbook.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
WEE OOH! WEE OOH! - It's the color police! Surrender all your neon polishes! Citizens must wear only dull winter colors! And CCNW for the other half of the world where it's summer! WEE OOOOOH!5yr ⋅ NihilisticPhoenix ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
