How screwed were they really?

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What’s Cotton’s greatest insult?

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Babygirl I need some time alone with your daddy to talk about father stuff. Go to bed early and get your baby sleep. I love the way Lucky quickly figures out Hoyt is on drugs, steps between Hoyt & Luanne, & comes up with a quick lie to protect Luanne & Hoyts feelings. Great situational awareness!

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Am I the insane one??? We are moving into a new place and my wife decorated 100% of the bedroom. Then I get this commissioned and want to hang it up in the bedroom. She absolutely denied me and was offended I thought this would be okay. She’s the crazy one right!?!?!?

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Hank and his companions

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What Would Dale Actually Do If He Found Out About Nancy and John Redcorn?

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Am I the only one who felt like Luanne and Lucky's paring was completely random?

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Dirty Girl

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Any day now

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Anyone else think these two look odd? from Just Another Manic Kahn Day

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“My doctor says it’s very rare. I’m the only kid under 70 to get this outside the Gout Belt in the lower Balkans.”

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Don’t even ask if you can bower my mower, Dale.

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What airlines think humans look like

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My neighbor’s awesome Christmas decorations

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I met some men, we went to a bar, and before it all went horribly wrong, they told me a bunch of things I can do to get Ladybird pregnant.

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Sir,you're gonna have to speak more slowly

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Which scene in the series is peak Hank?

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That boy ain't right. Peep my newest tattoo

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Living in my large, Southern city, I always think of this scene on these 90 degree Autumn days.

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Straight there, surely.

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This shot always gets me rollingggg..why are Nancy and Joseph standing watching Redcorn? Why is Redcorn hammering Hanks fence?

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I saw this meme on Facebook and it made me wonder, what do you think each character would be doing if they all went to Paris?

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Seems like the right time of year to rewatch “Hilloween”

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Oh well. Rules are rules.

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This is Jane Cooper. She terrorized Arlen and sexually assaulted Hank R. Hill under threat of “shooting him.” She is still out there “serving” the city of Arlen. Do not forget until justice is served!

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The gang's dads.

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I always crack up at this part

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The gun imprint in Buck's Trouble Bag

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Short Hair Luanne

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In Peggy’s dream about Hank dying from constipation his appearance is utterly ridiculous...I can’t stop laughing.

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Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!

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Joseph John Gribble, you should be ashamed of yourself

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Bill: I have a confession too Hank. In a moment of weakness on a dark rainy night I slept with Peggy. Hank: No you didn't Bill.

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What do you think was the thing that convinced Cotton Hank was NO GOOD!

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The reboot won't be the same without Johnny Hardwick🕯️🕊️

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A whole roll of pictures at a new hardware store is quintessential Hank!

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hanks go too

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Does anyone else quote a specific KOTH line in their every life?

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I am the albino Buffalo!

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You smell like cat food I've got gout!

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Best line in entire series is by Khan

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To me, this was Bill’s saddest moment

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Peggy gets a fair amount of hate, but let's be honest- Carl was an absolute dirtbag in every episode he was in.

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Hey, try putting some of those Duds in your popcorn, it’s wild.

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Wematanye!

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While we’re getting the reboot, let’s get a spin-off series with these four.

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Function Damn You!

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Considering she grew up with an unstable alcoholic mother, a criminal father, had constant visits from CPS, had one boyfriend die in a propane explosion, another die in a pig processing line accident, and joined a cult-it's impressive that Luanne grew up to become such a kind hearted and happy adult

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There's tough scenes to watch that include Bill but this one always makes me cringe hard. She got a babysitter for her kids for one reason and Bill blew it...

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Hey good looking

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Who is cooler? Young Hank or Young Kahn

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People are hot and dry. They want something cold and wet.

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I like that Tammi made Peggy feel good about herself

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Costco

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So accurate

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Attempting to flirt with my wife.

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Bill’s living room appreciation post

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Peggy's ego is so inflated, She didn't realize the inmate was at least 40-45 years old and she was a middle school teacher for only a few years

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Bobert

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Hey guys, it's only...

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Spotted in Minneapolis today. Had to turn around and go get a picture.

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I must admit I am a little surprised to see Jimmy Wichard here. I'm quite familiar with the man and his work.

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I sell propane and propane accessories, I tell you hwhat. Shut up, Dale!!!!

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Dale had a mustache in middle school, maybe he is Joseph’s dad.

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Asian Hank

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RIP Col. Hill, gone but not forgotten

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One of my favorite Bobby Hill moments😆

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Art by Becca Whitaker

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King of All Hills

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Scary movies anyone?

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Hank is always prepared

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With the upcoming KOTH reboot and the expected time jump which box do you suppose Nancy checked when it came time to get Joseph into college?

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i found this image on here a while ago and I can't find the source, does anyone know?

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Found a legendary place. Dallas, TX

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What's the matter, Neuralink implant cause you brain damage? That's what it does, you know!

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Mom, you needed seven!

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New tattoo to remind everyone that it's my purse and that I don't know them.

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The Tiger and the Strawberry is one of my favorite moments from the show and I have retold it to many people.

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I laugh every time

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Hopefully there’s also some Big Lebowski fans in here... it still healing but what do y’all think of my new tattoo?

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That time when Luanne briefly saw Hank's nipples

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What's your favorite Hank Hill comeback?

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A meme I found about Luanne. Thoughts?

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🤣🤣 Remember Peggy thinking Monsignor Martinez wanted her?! 🤣🤣

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For all you Peggy haters

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Bobby pin

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I just usually drink 30 ouncers, but hey, it's the weekend.

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This use of tassels will never not be hilarious to me

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Am I gonna do it? Yes.

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I didn't mean to kiss Joseph, it was just that, he was so sad, and tall...

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Yes, ‘wow’...

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Not sure if I’ve ever seen Boomhauer’s eyes filled in

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Therefore, I’m now going to drive over there. Baby.

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I struggle with Boomhauer’s parking.

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Hank being left speechless by Peggy’s overconfidence-one of my favorite interactions between the two.

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Hate what you don't understand

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I see why Peggy kicked Hank in this episode. What's your Hank is just being a dick moment?

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Swing? You get Nancy and I get Dale? Who’s the clear winner there? Dale

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My school lets students dress out of uniform during Homecoming week. So, here’s a pic of me dressed as Hank for Hoco week a few months ago. The theme of the day was “Barbecue Dad”, and we can all agree that Hank Hill is the undisputed OG of Barbecue Dads.

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It was nice when Dale momentarily beat the government

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And remember, Dale, everyone likes a hard worker.

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Alabaster! Surprised he stopped at the light.

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Arlen, what’s your favorite toilet episode?

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One of the worst episodes ever

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Any one catch this?

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I turned 35 this week. This is the cake my husband ordered for my birthday party.

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It’s these little touches that strike such a chord on my heartstrings.

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A Nightmare on Rainey Street

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When I grow up, I want to sell propane and propane accessories, if my grades are good enough!

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Honestly, she's not THAT bad

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What ever happened to Hanks cow?

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It’s pretty sweet that Rainey St. regularly has neighborhood cookouts for no special reason

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How happy Bobby is in this frame

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you remember this hit Xbox 360 game?

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Totally not made by me but hi from r/simpsonsshitposting

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this part of the Japan episode gives me the most anxiety. how could they not even try to budge that shoji to see if there was anything on the other side?! I always find myself talking to the tv telling them just look behind that thing!!

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Found on FB

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Today is the 30th anniversary of when Lenore left Bill....

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“Hey Hank, do you still like fingerpainting...?”

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As a kid I always thought Boomhauer never said any actual words. As an adult, I can finally understand him perfectly. Straight dang ol' wisdom out of this guy, man.

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Which Dale Gribble evasive maneuver is most effective?

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Just noticed Junichiro (Hank’s half Japanese bro) makes it to Luanne’s wedding!

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Who is your favorite minor character and why is it Gilbert?

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Despite how obnoxious and truly insufferable Dale can be, I have to give it to him, he's always honest.

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Is this an Office Space reference in King Of The Hill S8E21?

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“GET READY FOR BIG MOUNTAIN FUDGECAKE!!!!!” 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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When I catch my reflection in the bathroom and realize I'm drunk.

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So I got married :)

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*laughs* “gracias”

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As someone working in water in the West, Peggy was very based

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Hank Rutherford Hill! Is “naive” your middle name?

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Only true King of the Hill fans will get this...

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Hank

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I always thought that Nancy was hotter than Peggy, now I'm not so sure...thoughts?

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M’dang ol’ wife got me dang ol’ figures for our anniversary, man I love her.

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Why would you ever do drugs

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“Hey, Hank Hill. What are you doing in plumbing isle? Need new crescent moon stencil for outhouse?”

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Dale inadvertently saying the most painful thing John Redcorn could hear in this moment

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pop pop!

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i don’t know the artist, but i love this!

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She Bluffing!

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😳thoughts?

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The Super Bowl halftime show we DESERVE!🤣. THERES A HOLE IN MY POCKET WHERE MY MONEY SHOULD GO!

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Dale's Final Message

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me during tropical storm nicole

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