I was working at a Dip N Dots kiosk at a ice skating competition, and a child bought some ice cream from me and left an envelope of 640 dollars on the front counter. By the time I noticed it he was gone and never saw him again.1yr ⋅ CarterRobison ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My sons upset because I don’t believe the dog made the hole on our yard3yr ⋅ McChicken6677 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Overheard on a school bus: Valentine’s Day edition1yr ⋅ BusDriverShenanigans ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Me at 3 years old, having a meltdown, because my parents sold our car, Little Blue.3yr ⋅ kayasannes ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My 8yo. Lord help us when he's a teenager. I'm getting rose bushes ready1yr ⋅ MrZwodder ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Found this tweet on here and I had to seek it out to contribute my own hide-and-seek story.4yr ⋅ callmefreak ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My sister tries to drown the moment my mom looks away for a photo.1yr ⋅ CamJude ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My son was so excited to show me the art he drew on my car with a rock3yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Was going through an old family album and I found a picture of me posing with this artistic masterpiece. Why would my teacher/parents allow this, and why would my dad keep it in our family album for 21 years?2yr ⋅ SwagSerpent69 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Wife teaches 6th grade, caught this being passed around in her class2mo ⋅ vtfb79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Just found this letter I wrote in 1988. I was fucking stupid asshole.8mo ⋅ FuriousAnalFisting ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My six and three year old daughters have a complicated relationship.4yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Listen son, there's something I've been meaning to tell you...3yr ⋅ TunaMcFish ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed a simm key the day before.4yr ⋅ StumpedatUserName ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” ~ Mark Twain1yr ⋅ StcStasi ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Just got this email from the middle school. Hot Ones Jr. live tour, anyone?1yr ⋅ p143245 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My 6yo begs me to play Minecraft with him and then does this the whole time to see his half of the screen better7mo ⋅ DracoDarkblade ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Would not stop crying until she got her own cone of shame2yr ⋅ Obese_hairnet ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Neighbors kid is destined for either an electrifying early demise or a future career in electrical engineering2yr ⋅ CMDR_Chris_Lane ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Reminded me of a guy at my school who confused circumference and circumcision in a maths lesson.3yr ⋅ elementarydrw ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
You never know real patience until you help a child with their homework3yr ⋅ this_broccoli-101 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Went to a friend's house to play D&D for a few hours and this is what the neighbor kids did to my car while we were busy fighting for the realm.1yr ⋅ VenomousUnicorn ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My girlfriends nephew saw these stairs on this old camper in a parking lot and said “Wow, those are beautiful stairs” and asked me to get a picture of him showing them off4yr ⋅ Satchmocoltrane ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.3yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Left my kids alone for 5 minutes. They were using this “normally” and this happened.1yr ⋅ earthdogmonster ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Just want to thank my daughter for putting cat toys in my pocket while I was making her breakfast and not noticing until I got to work3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
