Lost and found

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Oof

2yr ⋅

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He's cute tho

4yr ⋅

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Hide and seek in my son’s hospital room

1yr ⋅

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Phrasing.

4yr ⋅

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Great idea, poor execution

4yr ⋅

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Poor granola bar

2yr ⋅

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I used to fake showers. I would turn on the water, but not get in. My mom caught me once and that was the last time I did that shit again.

1yr ⋅

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pancake.

1yr ⋅

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I learned when one yelled at me

2yr ⋅

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Oh my 🤦🏻‍♀️

2yr ⋅

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Connecticut is boring!

2yr ⋅

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Well she couldn’t hear him.

3yr ⋅

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I’m surprised they remember anything tbh

1yr ⋅

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The memory still brings me great joy.

2yr ⋅

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Counting to 1 million...

3yr ⋅

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Yeah I’m never having kids

3yr ⋅

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My kid finally figured out my love language 🍕

1yr ⋅

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Little brother painted his brand new keyboard because “he could”

1yr ⋅

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It's always possible to love someone and hate them at the same time

3yr ⋅

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Kid is secretly a medium...

3yr ⋅

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When I was a child I went to the zoo and drew this monstrosity.

4yr ⋅

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Two year old insisted that the puzzle is built like this 🙄

1yr ⋅

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What was the thought process?

7mo ⋅

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Child spent $1,000 on GrubHub. Says he was hungry.

1yr ⋅

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Found this gem on Pinterest

3yr ⋅

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wow, just wow

1yr ⋅

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This is great

2yr ⋅

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Good one Ellie

2yr ⋅

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Pittsburgh Roulette

1yr ⋅

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Mmm maybe

3yr ⋅

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4yo put a quarter in the paper shredder

1yr ⋅

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One of my earliest memories

3yr ⋅

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Oh dear...

4yr ⋅

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yeah idk why i didn't realise that we lived in germany for my entire life

1yr ⋅

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Kid describes colour to a blind person

5yr ⋅

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Watch what you say around 4yr olds

2yr ⋅

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Behind the scenes of being a teacher

1yr ⋅

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Clenched sphincter pics

1yr ⋅

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My 4 year old’s work of art

1yr ⋅

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when life gives you lemon loaf, call it lemonade cake

4yr ⋅

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Not to brag, but my daughter has me ranked as the 11th best dad.

2yr ⋅

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Archduke Metallica

2yr ⋅

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I love him tho

4yr ⋅

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My brother crying because we’re burning some wood in the fireplace

1yr ⋅

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The text messages I get from my 11 year old sometimes...

1yr ⋅

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Life is tough

2yr ⋅

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At least they’re honest.

1yr ⋅

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Kid buys farts from amazon

4yr ⋅

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Really son?

1yr ⋅

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That's actually a good idea

3yr ⋅

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They really are

8mo ⋅

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Drawing on the walls

3yr ⋅

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My brother may be regretting his choice to become a teacher

4yr ⋅

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Just 3

3yr ⋅

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Batteries that have a bitter coating so kids don’t swallow them

1yr ⋅

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I have to add something as a title because they won't allow me to post aotherwise, but this picture explains it all.

2yr ⋅

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When I was a kid I made this beautiful lighthouse in elementary school. My family couldn't stop laughing back then. It's been hanging there ever since and my family tells everyone the story of when I made a lighthouse. I hope that fits here.

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my little sister watched innerspace, and she collected 4 ants and put them in a lego spaceship. her excuse? i wanna show the ants my organs and poop them out i stopped her from swallowing it. the black dots are the ants.

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“sex”

5yr ⋅

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They'll never know

3yr ⋅

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The things you deal with as a waiter

4yr ⋅

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I got pranked

6mo ⋅

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Before she could read

1yr ⋅

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runaway murderer

2yr ⋅

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Only smart people wore glasses

3yr ⋅

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Here's me in year 5 thinking I'm cool and badass by secretly sticking my middle finger up

4yr ⋅

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Honest Business

3yr ⋅

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Everyday child antics

4yr ⋅

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I was misbehaving at dinner...

3yr ⋅

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Mom must be happy when she finds out that I love reading so much

1yr ⋅

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Entering a stranger’s place for chocolates

2yr ⋅

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They’re pretty wholesome at the same time

4yr ⋅

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Mmmm Chocouch

1yr ⋅

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Secret pile of rotting fruit.

1yr ⋅

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Burn!

3yr ⋅

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Not ready to re-enter society.......

3yr ⋅

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To be fair, the dad could have been honest

2yr ⋅

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Legend-airy

2yr ⋅

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The only problem with being faster than light is that you must live in the dark

3yr ⋅

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my little sister has over 300 copies of the roblox launcher on her laptop

1yr ⋅

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While the world is fighting over TP, my toddler is giving ours a bath.

4yr ⋅

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I was a clueless kid

4yr ⋅

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Hey guys, pull up

3yr ⋅

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Of course not.

4yr ⋅

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Caring for Grandma!

2yr ⋅

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After I told my little brother (9) to stop throwing his controller... 5 minutes later I hear a bang and I see him crying and the tv looking like this.

3yr ⋅

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life ruined cause can’t draw on the dog

1yr ⋅

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If you look closely, you can see my son hiding from me.

2yr ⋅

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I think it's quite brilliant.

3yr ⋅

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End of story.

2yr ⋅

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Good effort tho

2yr ⋅

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What a preamble

1yr ⋅

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A friend on fb just posted this...

3yr ⋅

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Blinds story

2yr ⋅

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\_(ツ)_/

2yr ⋅

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8-year-old's thought process: I like it, I did it, the end.

1yr ⋅

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My son got overwhelmed on a math test, panicked , and decided to write this down and turn it in. First in school suspension followed.

1yr ⋅

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My 3 yr old insisted on making me breakfast

4yr ⋅

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Kid chugs A1 Steak Sauce!

3yr ⋅

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Got it last night, I never liked crayons

1yr ⋅

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This is genius!

2yr ⋅

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Greatest potato peeler.

2yr ⋅

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One day they need to know it

3yr ⋅

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The physical requirements for being a pilot seem a bit too restrictive

2yr ⋅

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They say baby making makes you hungry..

3yr ⋅

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Don’t talk to me!

3yr ⋅

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5 year old is inventing new Pokemon with Legos and named this one “Boner”

1yr ⋅

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40 is the new 90

2yr ⋅

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3 year old threw a toy through the tv screen this morning. Now she keeps trying to turn it on saying “it’s broken”. Yeah no shit professor.

4yr ⋅

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How do you mean that we are not playing against whales!!!??!!

1yr ⋅

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Correlation is causation

1yr ⋅

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Wife went digging through my old things and found this absolute gem of a letter I wrote my 5th grade teacher after her husband died

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It wasn’t even double stuffed smh

4yr ⋅

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my 8 year old cousin came today he wanted to play the game so hard i told him it's an adults game he didn't listen he ran away with it and here is the result

1yr ⋅

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He wants to get on the Bus, and the bus on the TV

3yr ⋅

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What? It didn’t work?

3yr ⋅

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All fun and games until the hypothermia sets in

3yr ⋅

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But is it?

4yr ⋅

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You licked a puss

4yr ⋅

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banana nut

3yr ⋅

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Time makes sense

3yr ⋅

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2yo put crayons in the dishwasher. There's no coming back from that.

2yr ⋅

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you’re 10

3yr ⋅

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He did not try to walk into a domestic refrigerator?

1yr ⋅

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“Until the materials come in”

2yr ⋅

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Trading away his imagination

3yr ⋅

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another after another

4yr ⋅

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To each their own.

3yr ⋅

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MerMAN

3yr ⋅

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They called me a madman.

1yr ⋅

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Oh no!

3yr ⋅

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My youngest isn’t very bright, Maybe I’m the failure with dad joke... nah my kid is dumb

1yr ⋅

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6 y/o me was very worried

4yr ⋅

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what an idea to slow down others.....

3yr ⋅

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Priority........

3yr ⋅

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His Nephew dgaf.

3yr ⋅

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It’s the same dog!

5yr ⋅

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My kid got her fingers stuck in a bench at school and the bench rode with her to the ER. Yes, she is alright. Yes, we kept the bench seat.

3yr ⋅

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i didn’t know people actually did this

1yr ⋅

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Why does my phone say it’s wet? Introducing, my son.

1yr ⋅

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