Well done, kiddo. You’ve got a bright future of gaming the system ahead of you4yr ⋅ drago_must_break_you ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
This never actually occurred to me to do this as a child.3yr ⋅ DontWorryBowdit ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Created a fake doctors office when I was 9 to get out of class.2yr ⋅ bigst5705 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My 6YO son (with Autism) just informed me that the stitched eye of his stuffed animal “kind of looks like the country of Montenegro.” I had to look it up.He’s a bit into geography right now and never ceases to amaze me.4yr ⋅ papahet1 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My son wanted a beard to go with his costume, but we couldn’t afford it. So he disappears as comes back with this... he cut his own hair and glued it on his face. He got 3x more candy than any of the other kids.4yr ⋅ Brainpry ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
From one of my 4th graders today. He comes from a rough part of town. He's not wrong 🤷🏻♀️4yr ⋅ shelrayray ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Our daughters have played us for months...and the sprinkle of extortion...2yr ⋅ TheZippyTurtle79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
I was gardening my son uses Alexa to solve his mathematic homework. My wife got suspicious because he use his eraser only once.3yr ⋅ wontfixit ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
An 11-year-old boy has been hailed a hero after he saved the life of his grandfather following a car crash. He has credited ‘Grand Theft Auto’ with his driving skills as he took over the wheel after his grandfather collapsed.3yr ⋅ makdorsen ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
I made a timelapse of my daughter making a lego stop motion about her lego minifigs crew filming a movie.4yr ⋅ pinkfroggie ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My son made Freddy with his spare parts, and yes, the jaw opens and closes...I am beyond impressed.1yr ⋅ Bloadclaw ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
I told her “your butt needs to stay in your room” went to check on her and found this her butt is in her room5yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My boss’ 11 year old sent me a hilarious coronavirus survival kit4yr ⋅ city_girl_ ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My 12 year old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding4yr ⋅ swifthandsam ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Salute to this young ghost hunter who hunts ghosts before Grade 1.5yr ⋅ a_bruneian ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
A friend of mines son made this letter for Santa... at least he’s honest.4yr ⋅ le3ce_ ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Even being so very young, this infant realizes he sees one mommy in front, and one right next to him!5yr ⋅ methanefromcows ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Quarantined kids in Wuhan spammed their school/homework app with one star reviews until it got removed from the app store for a low rating. (Source in comments)4yr ⋅ Fear_Jaire ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
No food allowed in the living room. No tablet allowed in the kitchen.5yr ⋅ shanewd40 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Told the older ones to watch the baby and dont let her get in trouble.5yr ⋅ TacoBellionaire ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Today my kid asked me if this was a P or a partially covered up R 😳4yr ⋅ pcent0 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My son pausing his favorite movie so he can practice drawing the spider5yr ⋅ BryClayGrady ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My son left with the same left shoes this morning. He ended up making a shoe out of paper and tape at school. I was both mortified and impressed.4yr ⋅ Thoughtfulkiwi ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My kid said the toilet is smoking I rushed to it and found this lol2yr ⋅ OGShottyG ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
People don't understand how to use that sub. This is thinking ahead.5yr ⋅ NocturnalPig ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My 5 year old drew this instead of asking for a cookie. She said it's you in the kitchen, getting me a cookie. She knew I'd say no if she simply asked. I had to award her creativity.3yr ⋅ Apprehensive_Fall403 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Two high schoolers created a website to help people struggling during the pandemic. Check out @covid_heroes_official on Instagram!4yr ⋅ TheRainbowWillow ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
a child made this all by himself. it's smart... yet also dumb5yr ⋅ mishaquinn ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
I told him he can only have one scoop so he got the biggest spoon he could find!1yr ⋅ jussbethesdagirl ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My sister eating popcorn in my closet with chopsticks so that she doesn’t get greasy fingers with the back open.5yr ⋅ Beyond-Shaggy ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My 5 yr old wanted to have a drawing competition drawing an “egg person.” I thought she meant Humoty Dumpty, but she meant a fetus.5yr ⋅ razuki8 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
You know they’re ready to move on to the next grade level when they start coming at you like this lol!5yr ⋅ withmtv ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
The ladder my 4yo son built to steal the leftover candy from Halloween4yr ⋅ luckymethod ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
My son text me this am about a “poisonous snake” he found in the backyard.5yr ⋅ rlpierce711 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Told my son that he could have the shapes but he can’t eat the whole packet, tbh I’m not surprised3yr ⋅ Commander_Neyo123 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
This isn’t a kid! This is a normal man on his way to see a rated R movie!5yr ⋅ gravoclock ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
This one will make it far in life..... At least with food...2yr ⋅ 50-525435N102-30861W ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
