Not having kids starter pack

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Whyyyyyy do breeders think female control is cute? THIS👏IS 👏NOT👏 CUTE.

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This has never made sense to me.

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This is kinda scary to me.

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Well, honey, it's just what you do! ...No, no it's not.

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Entitled mommy complains when cop won't let her and her carriage walk between him and rape suspect at gun point.

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Born this way (xpost from /r/standupshots)

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You really shouldn't call it the most difficult job on the planet if you rarely show up for work.

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Babe, our finances are looking dire, Let's get a lamborghini

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When yet another Coworker announces her Pregnancy

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This sign. I want to post it everywhere.

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Please keep your spawn off /r/aww...

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I'm sure many of you can relate...

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Bingos for ALL!

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Parent with sense of humor makes Time Magazine CF parody.

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All establishments should adopt this policy

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Finally showing off my CF pride!

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...and no amount of offspring you leave behind will change this.

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It's not for everyone (the best patch I ever bought)

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Found on /r/futurology: Infographic detailing Earth's dwindling Resources

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Found this while trying to buy beer for 4th of July. What.

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I wish I could show this to everyone who tries to talk to me about / show me pictures of their spawn!

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MRW My date says You're just the kind of girl I want to raise my children

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World Vasectomy Day prevents abortions (igg.me/at/WVD)

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Scary

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So money does make you happier!

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