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I am not on a keto diet but my mom made this thc olive oil

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I am high as fuck and this is what my munchies look like.

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My new favorite thing are keto charcuterie trays.

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I took 17 credits this semester, not only is it finally over but I just logged in and found out I made a 4.0! I deserve this tonight

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5 lbs of bacon fresh off the smoker. Gonna be a phenomenal wake and bake tomorrow!

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Crossposting bc this sounds like the most stoner food I've ever heard of

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Sharing keto brownies out of the goodness of my heart.

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As a Marylander, this is my ultimate keto meal

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My Daughter is with her dad for the weekend. Time for Momma to have some me time.

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Quit Keto and went into a depression for most of 2020 (who didn’t). Started Keto again at 290 at the end of January and finally hit 25 lbs down! I am officially back on the wagon!

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Burger time with some sugar cane rosin boooyyyyyyy. If you never put green olives on a cheeseburger try it it's amazing!

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Ready for Saturday night

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Lettuce “tacos”

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Keto coochie board for dinner (cauliflower dip is the best) 9 net carbs

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A fugo fish releases a poison as a defensive mechanism. This poison is deadly but it does not kill dolphins but causes “ the same effect of marijuana on the human brain dolphins deliberately hit the fish until they swell and release this poison and then they enjoy

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Get your salt in

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6 bucks for a mozzarella and sweet Italian sausage omelette in midtown NYC. I couldn't have dropped 75 pounds since last May without these things.

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I was gonna make a basic salad but then I got high...

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BLT w/ Avocado on a cheese bun!

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My wife put some sausage patties on the bottom of a muffin pan, cracked an egg on top, added cheese and baked, while getting baked.

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Gotta love keto and trees!

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Keto Survival Kit

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My copycat Huckleberry Special from Huckleberry Junction; a local pizza place. I realized I didn't have a picture of weed in the last one so here's a pre pizza joint of amnesia haze also 😉

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Keep It Simple Stupid. Great advice, hurts my feelings everytime.

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I took inspiration from the Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito. I made a Keto Grilled Cheese Quesadilla, and yes, it's amazing.

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Hard to avoid this sub coming first to mind when seeing sausage gravity bong in a title!

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These almost taste like Hot Cheetos!

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Shrimp and crispy fried onions on zoodles in cream sauce. So delicious and satisfying.

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Did you guys know there's sugar free blue raspberry Jolly Rancher drink mix?!

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Pssst there are pickles hiding in the ham

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Lazy keto lunch

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Air fried pepperonis with ranch! Best munchie snack!

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When the cravings are hitting hard, but you’ve got trees and PB cheesecake fat bombs. Not today, Satan.

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Keto + Trees Progress - On to the next goals!

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Good morning to my favorite subreddit! Bacon and cheese on Chompies bread with a bowl of weed on the side.

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Low Carb Breakfast Pizzas - I love experimenting in the kitchen, this is one of my go-to's since it's simple, only a few ingredients I always have on hand and is very versatile.

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Sometimes, nothing is better than simple.

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When everyone else brought sandwiches and you’re like, oh yeah me too

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My Favourite Keto Meal

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Last week’s THC Distillate 50mg per square. Choc Zero monk fruit chocolate chips with smashed up blackberry center. Therapeutic for the mind and body.

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A little Steak and Bake to celebrate my first ever homegrown jalepeno

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Keto canna sugar. A while ago I asked if it was possible and now I’m coming back to say that it is. Homemade tincture, granulated Monk fruit sweetener, approximately 40 mg per teaspoon.

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Testing out some new edibles, so naturally I made a fathead pizza at 11pm.

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Munchin on some rebel and chiefing on some delta 8. Good times

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Cloud bread + mashed avocado + ebtb blend. I’m such a millennial I can feel myself killing all the industries right now.

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Keto fruit punch bears with a modest 6mg each CBN/D8/broad spec CBD per bear

2yr ⋅

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Munchie approved

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6 month does difference ! 30 years old , 5’6” everyday smoker

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Beyond burger with bacon, chedder, grilled jalapenos, pickles, siracha mayo on a keto bun. Keto chips and Diet Coke on the side. 878 cals; 48 g protein; 71 g fat; 9 net carbs

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Favorite keto ice cream I’ve found so far. It’s got tons of cookie bits in there that makes me think of ben and jerrys. few more days of keto then taking a break for a bit, will probably be back though. Thanks to this sub for lots of ideas on snacks!

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Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza is keto, you can eat pizza anytime!

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Broke 24 hour fast with this big ass taco night dinner. Mission Low Carb tortillas, jalapeno poppers and some Recon OG on the side for dessert. 🎉

3yr ⋅

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Happy Sunday Keto Fam! Just finished a batch of coconut oil, and my Monday coffee just got a lot better.

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No keto but here's my new trees! From left to right Cherry Pie, Ice Cream Cake, and Lap Dance.

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[M/21/5’8]ADF+Keto+OMAD. Only Trees and Water when I fast. SW:245lbs CW:183lbs(-62lbs) GW:155lbs. Started February 16 2020

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Ladies and gents, this is when you know you’ve got a keeper. Lily’s chocolate (4 carbs for the whole bar), flowers, and a fresh ass bowl 🤤

4yr ⋅

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Ribeye, with all of the fat, on cauliflower risotto with 4 kinds of cheese

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I was just as grilled as this NY strip when I ate it.. Who else LOVES the combination of cooking while enjoying cannabis?

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Day 4 of my keto cheese sandwich edible evolving with community suggestions.

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Cauliflower pizza, so fucking yummy felt like cheating

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Cran-blueberry crunch pie w/white chocolate drizzle(yes my keto is kinda dirty lol)

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Gonna leave this here and not r/keto cause it deserves to be enjoyed by the toking keto community first. Easily the best tasting keto shake I’ve ever had.

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Keto Coffee and my brand new piece. Breakfast of Champients

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My go to snack when the munchies are calling! Olives, nuts, cheese, chorizo and pickles wrapped in mayo and angus roast beef. Paired with rye and zevia gingerale.

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Is cannabutter bulletproof coffee a thing here?

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Quest + keto soda + mimosa dab = perfection

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This works. I just effectively ketotree'd my way out of Type 2 Diabetes.

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- 26 pounds since Jan this year. Have smoked weed every single day (for endo pain relief + bc I love it). No exercise at all until this week. Started keto for medical reasons but nice to slim down a bit. Plus better skin, whiter teeth and lower fasting glucose levels 🍃🤷🏼‍♀️ KETO CONVERT

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Should I eat this or throw it out?

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Strawberry-apricot in the new piece and loving this lemonade zero.

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Low Carb Tortilla Pizza (I like it crispy) and a fresh cart to start the week

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An older picture, about halfway through my journey, but a good one to introduce myself!

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STOKED to be back in ketosis (it’s been a year since my last run) - and am dealing with my cravings the best way I can: 90 sec mug bread breakfast sandwich FTW. Paired perfectly with a wake and bake 🌳

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The only one that gets it right

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Made some keto brownies with 13.5 grams of AVB infused into coconut oil. They will be 5 net carbs when cut into 16 pieces.

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A munchie match in perfect harmony

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(Almost) zero-carb snack platter paired with Pineapple Express as I’m stuck watching Malcolm in the Middle

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Keto psilocybe azurescens mocha peppermint robots

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Minor speedbump :)

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After smoking a bowl of Gelato, my keto munchie plate: blueberries, brie, 90% cacao dark chocolate & roasted cashews.

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Everything seasoned Parmesan crisps and some GG4, happy Saturday

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Happy Monday! It’s my Friday!

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ABV butter used to make keto peanut butter fudge.. Happy Easter!

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Everything but the Bagel Blend back with a vengeance - cheese crisps and guac are hitting the spot tonight

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