Menu item was shrimp and lobster zoodle alfredo...there was like 5 actual zoodles6yr ⋅ twrexness ⋅ r/ketorage
If you live near a Grocery Outlet, hit them the fuck up! Less than $1 per bar!6yr ⋅ Statscompsci ⋅ r/ketorage
Just toured this Monument to Refined Flour, felt sad after the tour6yr ⋅ design-responsibly ⋅ r/ketorage
The American food shelf at a local store in Finland (Something Something Carb Overload)6yr ⋅ lad1701 ⋅ r/ketorage
When you're adding a recipe to MFP and it recommends mint Oreos in place of fresh mint.7yr ⋅ Horrorllama ⋅ r/ketorage
And afterward I got a lecture about how low carb lifestyles are unhealthy9yr ⋅ PonyToast ⋅ r/ketorage
You know you're a millennial on keto when even your lip balm resembles an avocado 🥑6yr ⋅ aoifesuz ⋅ r/ketorage
MRW the scale isn't budging despite counting and weighing everything8yr ⋅ jareths_tight_pants ⋅ r/ketorage
The Sunday Times really just *gets* the Keto WOE after just one day! 🙄6yr ⋅ SmidgetTeacher ⋅ r/ketorage
When it's 8:30 pm, you're stuffed silly, and you still gotta hit that fat macro...8yr ⋅ Pellantana ⋅ r/ketorage
I started keto today...And I made a mood tracker for the first two weeks. How many days on keto vs how bad I want to shank somebody with a spork.6yr ⋅ enkonta ⋅ r/ketorage
Even mfp ads are trying to make me question my diet. No thanks, I’ll stick to what works!6yr ⋅ ouchmyanklehurts ⋅ r/ketorage
Sugar is an important part of a balanced diet (From r/mildlyinteresting)7yr ⋅ BestDamnDad ⋅ r/ketorage
Meal plan to keep diabetes under control by Finnish Diabetes Association & official dietary guidelines6yr ⋅ ketoauthority ⋅ r/ketorage
I wasn't expecting to get an answer. I know people eat bugs but it was just the one that died in my rum & diet. RIP.8yr ⋅ pennycenturie ⋅ r/ketorage
I was never tempted by the snacks at the check-out in the grocery store. UNTIL NOW8yr ⋅ MelodieRiver ⋅ r/ketorage
The vegans hate us over on Tumblr and tell us we have acid for blood. How bad-ass is that? #teamacidblood10yr ⋅ Ketotik ⋅ r/ketorage
Some salty person just tried to tell me that my keto diet was unattainable, and that diets don't work. Tries to back up her claims with a Reader's Digest article.8yr ⋅ Baeconne ⋅ r/ketorage
Started keto on the same day I got my period. I don't know what to chalk the symptoms up to.9yr ⋅ lepenguinmafia ⋅ r/ketorage
If you put 5 pieces of bacon together and eat them you’re eating the Big Bac6yr ⋅ gummybear0068 ⋅ r/ketorage
Why must people tempt me with free pizza!!!!! I guess ill pick off the meat and eat the salad....6yr ⋅ elizacandle ⋅ r/ketorage
MRW I see yet another post linking to that low carb diets shorten lifespan Lancet study6yr ⋅ Mr_Truttle ⋅ r/ketorage
What Carl's Jr. gave me when I asked for two patties, mayo, and bacon, no bun 🙄7yr ⋅ fuckidonthavespaceto ⋅ r/ketorage
Logged in to myfitnesspal and Google Ads trying to break me! Not today Google, not today.7yr ⋅ Phugz ⋅ r/ketorage
When a vegan tells me I should stop eating bacon because bacon will make me fat.12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ketorage
My kid wanted to bake chocolate chip cookies. Dammmmmmit they look good.6yr ⋅ rage-eating ⋅ r/ketorage
When my 105 lb Chinese friend eats delicious sesame paste noodles and I don’t (China)6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ketorage
Holy fuck, walking through the bakery of Whole Foods five days into the diet12yr ⋅ benoit_balls ⋅ r/ketorage
It's my husband's birthday. Deviating from the diet for the evening, but I his I should still log everything *sigh*.9yr ⋅ genesis530 ⋅ r/ketorage
Slight [RANT] asked for a lettuce-wrapped mcdouble as per an old thread. Way to go, guys.8yr ⋅ Magnetic_Evacuation ⋅ r/ketorage
Anyone else encounter these uncomfortable situations while explaining keto? 12yr ⋅ regwaldo ⋅ r/ketorage
When people tell that what I'm eating is fattening (xpost from /r/funny)12yr ⋅ aenimayoshii ⋅ r/ketorage
Been on keto for a couple of weeks. Decided to make a poster. Not sure if this is the right place to post, or if you like the Keep Calm meme but here it is.9yr ⋅ ItsWrenchTime ⋅ r/ketorage
When you explain bullet proof coffee to your non-keto friends and they look horrified.8yr ⋅ really_rosie ⋅ r/ketorage
