My girlfriend and I are starting keto. She sent me a text saying I'm making a binder of keto recipes.6yr ⋅ PixelDJ ⋅ r/ketorage
Mfw starting keto, not realizing how many carbs were in literally everything I used to eat6yr ⋅ Blerkler ⋅ r/ketorage
Keto saved me from dryheaving upon hearing today's unfortunate revelation...5yr ⋅ intricate3 ⋅ r/ketorage
When you just started Keto and the office brings Halloween candy and you see a snickers...5yr ⋅ Angel_Ohiha ⋅ r/ketorage
New to the keto diet, but this is basically what all the recipes I find online are like.6yr ⋅ kris10amanda ⋅ r/ketorage
When you wash down your mag pill with MCT oil bulletproof coffee sweetened with erythritol.7yr ⋅ whiteypoints ⋅ r/ketorage
When you “run into” Costco “for just a minute” to “see what they have” for keto products6yr ⋅ sctennessee ⋅ r/ketorage
Here’s my 4 years in keto before and after picture according to everyone who told me I was going to die without complex carbohydrates!6yr ⋅ theketokitchen ⋅ r/ketorage
Starting Keto for the second time and researching recipes. This is just cruel.6yr ⋅ Bumbleonia ⋅ r/ketorage
Don't call it natural peanut butter IF YOU FUCKING ADD SUGAR TO IT5yr ⋅ hasanyoneseenmymom ⋅ r/ketorage
Sometimes I hate this freaking office. Where’s the eggs and bacon option?5yr ⋅ dddallasss ⋅ r/ketorage
In the 60's they burned bras to signify freedom. Today we signify freedom from carbs...5yr ⋅ whiteypoints ⋅ r/ketorage
5min after not wanting to explain for the 500th time that you want no bread on your breakfast sandwich you just ordered.6yr ⋅ E-C_C-O ⋅ r/ketorage
MFW when my self-proclaimed “health conscious” professor brings chocolate chip granola bars and clementines for the class.6yr ⋅ frugal_moogle ⋅ r/ketorage
You know you’re too deep into ketosis when your mom’s idea of baking you a birthday cake is just saving the whole chicken skin for you! (I’ve already scoffed most of it)6yr ⋅ theketokitchen ⋅ r/ketorage
If you wish to be enlightened, young grasshopper, read the nutrition label.5yr ⋅ holymaclure ⋅ r/ketorage
When I order turnip greens for all three of my sides at Cracker Barrel and the server asks if I'm sure. Fuck me up with some turnip greens!6yr ⋅ RoboGhost ⋅ r/ketorage
When you get kicked out of ketosis and don't know what carbs you ate caused it....6yr ⋅ lovepumppanda ⋅ r/ketorage
A new resturant opened up next to where I work and their menu features a Low Carb Breakfast Platter. Can you tell me what's wrong with this picture?6yr ⋅ Hypersapien ⋅ r/ketorage
Just because losing weight gives you confidence to lose the shirt at the beach doesn't mean it's a good idea!6yr ⋅ jonbobfarrell ⋅ r/ketorage
Using the lean mean fat reducing grilling machine becuse its handy, but want them juicy ketones6yr ⋅ rabbits726 ⋅ r/ketorage
I love people who join keto groups and refuse to look up any basics of the diet7yr ⋅ Gnocchia ⋅ r/ketorage
My boss gave me these today, leftover from an event we did. I want to cry. Oh sweet temptation...6yr ⋅ YOLO_Chef ⋅ r/ketorage
My best friend sent me this. She's not on keto. Thanks a lot, buddy.7yr ⋅ toasttoasttoasty ⋅ r/ketorage
Spotted at a local bar regarding a new “Impossible Burger”.....hmmm, no carbs and starches from wheat and potatoes, you say? Yeah, I’d call that fairly impossible.6yr ⋅ ahleeshaa23 ⋅ r/ketorage
