So I followed a low carb calzone recipe, but then at the last second decided not to fold it over before baking, and I think I just invented something new! Thinking of calling it an open-faced calzone, but open to other ideas. What do you think we should call it?1yr ⋅ Nanaman ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Guys! I finally found the best keto product ever! So much easier to chug butter now!5yr ⋅ ketostriz ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I've never seen anything like it! He's been in ketosis uninterrupted for 10 years... unlocking the state of KETOGENESIS - he can create limitless amounts of bacon from his body!6yr ⋅ Tremaparagon ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Textbook nonsense. I'm pretty sure it would be healthier for a human to have a large meal of antelope every two days than eat carbs 😂3yr ⋅ hellohappymonday ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Anytime I go over on carbs I just eat these since they’re -1 net carbs they delete those bad carbs and put me back into ketosis.5yr ⋅ Coolcolin1 ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Will this shirt protect me from all of the evil carbs I encounter on a daily basis? And will it keep my body in deep ketosis for the rest of my life if I wear it forever & never wash it or take it off? 🥓🗿3yr ⋅ SicilianWoman ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
If I replace the bun with a slice of bacon, this should help me get into ketosis and lose the weight, right?5yr ⋅ mydoglixu ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
To my newbies also struggling with keto flu on top of a regular cold/flu, my toast to you.4yr ⋅ Shannonpants ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
If I huff this Will I get into ketosis faster!?!? Will it get rid of all that McDonald’s I ate this morning?5yr ⋅ butyou ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Apparently we need to have carbs or we'll die, so I decided to eat carbs ;)6yr ⋅ FXOjafar ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
This happens to me like 2-3 times a day after every bottle of magnesium I drink. What gives?5yr ⋅ aintnochallahbackgrl ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Colleague is rude and is always talking down on me for doing keto. They tagged me in this today. *rolls eyes*5yr ⋅ CraftyLuv ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Got a new shelve from Ikea and to my surprise, it says carb on it! What do I do guys? Do you think having this shelve in my house has knocked me out of ketosis?!?!?6yr ⋅ gurb_shnerbler2012 ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I got my sister to start keto 2 months ago. Went to her house and found this...4yr ⋅ LordOfTheDingz ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Just found kingsized string cheese sticks with 34 grams of fiber and negative net carbs!6yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Broke 29 years of No Fap with this...than saw it has Oats in it. Should I deep throat a box of keto sticks?8yr ⋅ gvcool2 ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Hey guys! I took this elevator up to my floor today. Do you think I got kicked out of ketosis???9yr ⋅ jordansideas ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Having trouble meeting your macros? I found a huge variety of Pate flavors to help us in these trying times.6yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I sent my husband to the store for pickle relish. Does anyone know a good divorce attorney in my area?7yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
This is what I feel like at a party when everyone else is eating chips.9yr ⋅ amnowhere ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Just replace the sugar with Erythitol and its the perfect keto meal.....6yr ⋅ jammie_jammie_jammie ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
<----- Hey guys! For every upvote this image gets, I will eat another strip of bacon!! Hit me hard, Reddit!!11yr ⋅ a_newer_hope ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Opened messenger to text a friend when I noticed this. Could this have knocked me out of Ketosis!?!?8yr ⋅ Tremaparagon ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Check out this beautiful low carb salad I made today for lunch!8yr ⋅ holdmy_imgoingin ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I just sprinkled these into my mashed potatoes in order to make it keto friendly.6yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
When you've lost 100+ pounds and it's Friday the 13th,you celebrate with a new tattoo!8yr ⋅ Flavorbaby13 ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Guys I like a little sugar in my tea, would this kick me out of ketosis???8yr ⋅ Tremaparagon ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Is purple go-gurt keto? Answer quickly because I'm starting to slurp.6yr ⋅ Kootlefoosh ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Look at this amateur eating a side of meat and canned green beans with their butter. Make sure you get enough fat, y'all!6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
When u 16:8 but the clocks ticking and you need to get those macros in6yr ⋅ Mary-Christine ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Warning! Human souls are not keto-friendly and will knock you out of ketosis. (xpost r/ketorage)8yr ⋅ nightshadez94 ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I ate this giant Babybel, including the surrounding wax and the plastic wrapping, and was rushed to the ER. Cheese is dangerous!!9yr ⋅ armoureddachshund ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Help! How do you guys keep from burning yourself when drinking your macros? Not too sure how much longer I can stay on this diet.7yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
[PICS] FACE PROGRESS!!! Been in ketosis for 4 minutes!!! AMAZING DIET!!! I can see myself doing this forever!!!!!9yr ⋅ koyeally ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Been doing keto for 6 days now. Feel so much better. Don't forget to eat your vegetables guys!12yr ⋅ keto4life ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Did you know that you can order a burger and just remove the buns? I was surprised too! I took a picture just in case you can't comprehend how awesome it is12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I just ironed my shirt with this. I think I'm fucked. How long will I drop out of keto? 12yr ⋅ ringringbananaphone ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
[RANT] I accidentally visited this site and I was forced to clear my cookies to stay in keto. Then I though, what if my cookies have been holding back my progress this whole time?! The internet is a trap!7yr ⋅ Moobs_like_Jagger ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
MRW someone tells me that if Keto burns fat, I'm burning my brain because it is made of fat...9yr ⋅ Miss-Omnibus ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
Xmas dinner with my gf's vego family, asked me to bring a plate of food and were helpful enough to supply a recipe book. Nailed it.11yr ⋅ ashsimmonds ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
My teeth have looked like this since I started keto. Comments?12yr ⋅ NAMASTE_BITCHES ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
[FP][FOOD PR0N!!] Made this today. DELISH. 100% KETO 0 NET CARBS SUGAR FREE.12yr ⋅ lewlskates ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I was thinking about using this strategy to help me avoid overeating and to stay within my macros. It was found on the back of a reputable science journal. Thoughts?10yr ⋅ Moobs_like_Jagger ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
I don't get why Picard didn't just introduce the Borg to Krispy Kreme donuts.11yr ⋅ ashsimmonds ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
