The true 50/50

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Soyjak plush. No effects.

1yr ⋅

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Snakgun/-70 damage/it’s able to shoot 2 snakes

1yr ⋅

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The Ingestion Ingot: +50 health when used to eat objects with lvl 3 or higher natural armor, or when used to consume objects larger than the player. Can be used as a weapon, and restores +10 heath when hitting any animal.

3yr ⋅

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Brazil Portal: +100 Damage, takes anyone to Brazil

3yr ⋅

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Cursed Bag of Holding: Holds anything, but whispers uncontrollably at night, +1 insight, -5 sanity

3yr ⋅

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Double mustaches(cosmetic)

3yr ⋅

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Water outlet

2yr ⋅

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The sacred texts +50 knowledge +50 eloquence %40 percent bargain with japanese merchants

1yr ⋅

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Super-Shorty Shotgun:+20 mobility,+35 recoil,-70 range

4yr ⋅

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Arms dealer: Passive skill, Press H for a helping hand... or arm...

4yr ⋅

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The Hallowed Words. When uttered drives targets into a frenzy.

2yr ⋅

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Beesechurger 20 coins- Item: Consumable +30 confusion -2 health +2 cheese

4yr ⋅

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Crystal chicken, allows consumer to have crystal skin

2yr ⋅

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Mickey D's Brass Knuckles. Sold by a guy named Ronald. +10 damage to ice cream machines.

2yr ⋅

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Troll Cookies: +9 charisma, opportunity to fake critical damage or death, -4 intelligence

2yr ⋅

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blursed_turtle

1yr ⋅

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'The Black Mat'[Guardian class][Object]: Stealth+10,Perception+15,Fucking awww+9000

3yr ⋅

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Chance: 99% chance you will get flashed by a female within a 5 foot radius. chance: 1% chance it will be a flash bomb

4yr ⋅

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Glove of Endless Bread: -10 defense, weakness to water, and infinite trail rations of bread.

3yr ⋅

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Nerf Dart Of Impaling +65 damage +150 fear

4yr ⋅

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Shøvel the seismic spoon

2yr ⋅

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Anime tears- allows you to become an anime character, only gained by killing another anime character

3yr ⋅

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Full Snickers bar set, +20 stamina and +10 happiness

4yr ⋅

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Liyandry's Death Gun: Guarantee 1-shot kill chunks the user's health for 50%

4yr ⋅

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When crafting professions allow you to create weapons at the 1st level

2yr ⋅

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forbidden cotton candy -30 health +100 itching

1yr ⋅

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Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........per

1yr ⋅

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Leninade, for when you want a sip of communism

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Speechjammer: Ranger class, epic rarity, obtainable in the Japan level, gives enemies the “silenced” effect on crit for 20 seconds (silenced: unable to use abilities during the duration of the effect), fits in secondary slot. Dmg: 55, 75 on crit. Crit chance: 22%. Range: 10. Uses energy type ammo.

1yr ⋅

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Da Hollywood pistol: (ranged lmg), +113 clip size, +100 pathos, +35 damage, no random crits, with a 15% chance can blinds opponents with pathos,guaranteed crits on minor characters, can't be reloaded before the end of the battle (do you even need to reload?),

1yr ⋅

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Game Boy Advance full of beans (Gamer item): ×2 XP, +10 Skill issue

1yr ⋅

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Wireless seatbelt 100% chance of death on impact

1yr ⋅

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Summonable FedEx Driver. Chance to kill ant enemy in a single hit. Must be re-acquired at the delivery stone

4yr ⋅

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Cat army. item rarity [S+] item effect: spawn an army of cats that double in size every ten seconds

4yr ⋅

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Depression Soup, -10 Sanity, restores 25 Hunger

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Airplane arrow: +1000 damage, +1000 speed

4yr ⋅

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RAM knive (add stats in comments)

1yr ⋅

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Among Us Cereal (Stats and credit to the artist in the comments!)

3yr ⋅

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Unicorn steed, +10 fabulous, -10 dank +1616626 wholesome

4yr ⋅

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Rage injection (Consumable) (+100 All-class damage, +45% critical chance +25 movemnet speed for 10 minutes. Deals 20dmg/minute (No damage to Mexical race players)) (Tip: Oh thats hot. Thats hot)

2yr ⋅

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Pocket pigeon: Carries medicine that heals all status effects

1yr ⋅

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U-are-screwed-Gun: +20 ammo, confuses you and your enemy in equal measure

4yr ⋅

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The Gatling sticks (+50 damage to the undead, -5 agility)

1yr ⋅

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protection duck +20 protection, +8 comfort.

1yr ⋅

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Dogsnake (companion) (stats in comments)

1yr ⋅

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Christmas rugs: +20 hospitality

1yr ⋅

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That Feeling....

5yr ⋅

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Bag of the Void, grants infinite storage, speed minus 100

4yr ⋅

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The Forbidden Bars. Each one buffs all offensive stats. If you have them all, you gain +500 to mental damage. Can be found in Bar Shrines

4yr ⋅

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Anti Bonk Helmet: +99 Bonk Resistance -10 Speed

3yr ⋅

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Sundae of souls +50 Protection and damage against undead, 2nd life chance after consume but critc chance will be lowered

1yr ⋅

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The armory.

1yr ⋅

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The hamster ball,+1000 of damage and +100 of life regen

1yr ⋅

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plate nacho +30 crounch -20 Hunger -all your HP

1yr ⋅

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Poseidon’s Veil. +40 Dampness +12 Charisma. you may now charm fish

4yr ⋅

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Bong of Greed; upon activation, the user can take two additional hits

3yr ⋅

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Rubberband mini gun (give me stats)

4yr ⋅

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Heart Disease Oreo +50 Obese when consumed +5 heart failure when consumed

2yr ⋅

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Donut Seeds: Replenish 200 Health when they are full grown.

4yr ⋅

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Balloon Heavy (Companion) (40hp, 70dmg/sec, randomly gives allies item Sandwich (heals 400hp))

2yr ⋅

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Thor's hammer. +35 electrical damage

2yr ⋅

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the best uno reverse card

1yr ⋅

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Blouse of Breasts. Defense +10, Charisma +20, Agility -15

4yr ⋅

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FlameCatTM Companion. Feeds on chicken, tuna and LaysTM Barbecue flavour chips. Grants the user with a passive defense by dealing 15 dmg/sec to enemies

1yr ⋅

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Reverse axe- let’s you fix any recently cut down trees

4yr ⋅

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the forgotten autobot

1yr ⋅

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Star stones, help bring victory over enemies and can be used to buy things from fairies

2yr ⋅

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Fish Socks-With this item you can walk on water.

4yr ⋅

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Miner Donkey (NPC) Interacting for the first time will give you a pickaxe and a mining helmet. Quest(s): Collect 50 ores of any type. Reward: Pickaxe upgrade

1yr ⋅

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Bananuzi, Hellbringer of Potassium- +95 Damage, + 40 health

4yr ⋅

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Tri-burst crossbow: +150 damage,-5% rate of fire,-10 accuracy

4yr ⋅

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Chicken Tender. -20 hunger. +15 wellness. -1000 popularity

4yr ⋅

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Luxurious Ham. For 1 hour get 100 max hp and 50 luck. Can be cooked by a high level miner/chef for extra effects.

2yr ⋅

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The words of god

6mo ⋅

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Darth Flower, gives the user access to the dark side of the force

1yr ⋅

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Heels of the Urban Angel, allows attuned to fly while in cities.

2yr ⋅

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Gunsword

1yr ⋅

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Vintage steam era Power Armor. +250 DR +50 DT +1 ST +2 EN -2 PE -4 AGL. Must receive assistance if staggered.

4yr ⋅

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The updoot magnet: gives you the ability to attract upvotes with it. +1 upvote attraction, +10 karma / attracted upvote, +10 magnetisation

4yr ⋅

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aperture's lemonade: explodes into lemon juice +3 damage to bleeding enemies -50% blast radius

1yr ⋅

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the crystal skull of probability

1yr ⋅

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Symbiotic shrimp soda, stats in the comments

2yr ⋅

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Greetings traveler. So, you're interested in my potions and ingredients?

1yr ⋅

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the holy converter:+10 jesus

2yr ⋅

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Combat Phone: +15 Stealth, +10 Range, +100 Wanted Level

2yr ⋅

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Helmetlamp: completely invisible to players that have under 15 INT

4yr ⋅

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The Capybara Companion: helps you navigate through waterways in the rainforest and can be consumed during Lent.

2yr ⋅

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Pareidolia, a spell that turns a random thing into a humanoid golem

2yr ⋅

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The colorpallet/you can turn any material into a different color

1yr ⋅

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Pepsi Bismol ($200) [Cures all health conditions inflicted by enemies or obstacles]

1yr ⋅

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The missammer, weak melee attack, but can be activated to throw a strong missile with medium explosion, extra large explosion if hits anything toxic or nuclear. The missile can also be re-crafted, and upgraded so that the melee isn't so weak

2yr ⋅

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Merchant Beacon: On use, summons a traveling merchant to your location

3yr ⋅

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Ammo Turtle; Follows you around, randomly giving ammo for the current weapon. Sometimes fires off a .50 cal shot. +50% reserve ammo.

4yr ⋅

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Thor scooter: mobility+50 grants +30 power to lightning based attacks

1yr ⋅

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Scoped Kazoo. +20 accuracy past 200m.

1yr ⋅

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Coca Cola Garlic +50 HP -50 Breath Freshness

4yr ⋅

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You are stopped by a salesman. He seemed to only want to communicate via sign.

4yr ⋅

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An extra storage pet

1yr ⋅

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Grapes, allows user to have grapes

3yr ⋅

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The RPC (Rocket propelled chainsaw) state the stats below

4yr ⋅

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Bike/vehicle mod, +5 attack, +5 intimidation, +3 speed. Oh, and +40 for confusing dogs.

1yr ⋅

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The huge wheel, +80 speed + 30 damage -5 convenience

1yr ⋅

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Too hot dog, +10 fire damage, -5 teeth

1yr ⋅

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Cat - Pet Companion- +20 warmth, -40 milk

1yr ⋅

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cat companion: no buffs, it will just follow you and will stop when it sees a fruit.

1yr ⋅

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To really ride that Lightning

11mo ⋅

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Necromancers Lute: +10 MUSIC, -20 Lunch

1yr ⋅

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The cornclaw: +10 clumsiness and +15 damage on chosen arm.

1yr ⋅

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The Pills of Minor Improvement

1yr ⋅

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Alligator hat: +10 Defence, +10 Florida man

4yr ⋅

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the clown's nose, +1m wealth, +100 silly

1yr ⋅

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Baby dragon, pet. +100 attack. + 5000 badass cuteness.

1yr ⋅

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Balloon armor. +1 protection

2yr ⋅

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The Hat Of Y’allthazar, enables the ability to cast spells from the Book Of Tarnation

1yr ⋅

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Light spoon will make sure your cereal never gets soggy gives a plus 20 health bonus also boost healing items effectiveness by 20 percent -3 atk/+5 dex/ -2 stealth +50 percent damage against food type enemy's

2yr ⋅

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Pineapple king - On pickup makes every pizza in 10 miles radius controversial.

1yr ⋅

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Racist glasses: special dialogue will appear when wearing glasses

2yr ⋅

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The Speed Trap: deals damage proportional to how fast the target is moving

4yr ⋅

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Spirit Milk, grants 3000 souls upon use which can be used to perform several dark magic moves.

1yr ⋅

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Would you buy some things from him?

1yr ⋅

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Super Soaker 90,000: +75 capacity, +25 damage

1yr ⋅

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Apple Slicer, 100 damage per stab+bleeding damage, deals lethal damage to doctors nearby.

1yr ⋅

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POCTOPUS! - Becomes stronger with every Farmer soul Devoured. Special Ability: RISE-UP! Uses Plack Magic to raise the souls of the farmers it has devoured to fight for it.

1yr ⋅

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Rate my pistol setup

1yr ⋅

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Deployable Friend. +10 Charisma, Grants you a permanent friend

1yr ⋅

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cock and ball mask: +30 funny +9999 Power

2yr ⋅

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Underbarrel PGM HECATE-II. press T to enter underbarrel firemode. +500% recoil compared to normal PGM HECATE-II.

2yr ⋅

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Clockwork dragon, companion, +50 when upgrading items, -25 stealth

4yr ⋅

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Confusing +100

4yr ⋅

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Stackable Grenades (You decide the stats)

2yr ⋅

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The fruits wrath +100 Juice +69 damage can be used as a consumable for +50 hp

4yr ⋅

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New welcome rug | +20 hospitality

1yr ⋅

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The infinity sock

1yr ⋅

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Stay the F Back! Social Distance Armor Keeps Your Enemies at Bay

1yr ⋅

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Lefty-loosey righty-fighty

5yr ⋅

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Spine Axe, +5 damage +3 confusion +10 ptsd

1yr ⋅

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AntiGun hair (Hat, +100 head protection from projectiles. Wearer may not equip any ranged weapon)

1yr ⋅

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Boxxed Rat: Upon throwing, rat will exit box as companion (more stats in comments)

2yr ⋅

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7 leaf clover +999 luck

4yr ⋅

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Revolver? / Shoots 100 Bullets / Weight 35 Pounds / Can Make Someone Say What The Fuck

1yr ⋅

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Mega monster drink: will give you 2000+ health and 100 strength

5yr ⋅

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