Reload -20. Damage.+120

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Kitbull. Companion, adds +50 dps and +20 charisma. Deals 80 dmg per minute

3yr ⋅

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Fluffy cow. People can not stop petting it

3yr ⋅

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Royal Jade Chalice (increases the effects of all potions by 50%)

1yr ⋅

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The Infinite AK - Endless ammunition, -10 intelligence.

3yr ⋅

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Happy beer cures you from depression

4yr ⋅

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Small pancake: +100 Health, Can be used to tame any birb

4yr ⋅

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+infinite damage

4yr ⋅

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Uncut Fork - +15 Physical Damage +10 Karma

4yr ⋅

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Spine whip: +100 intimidation, +20 attack speed, +75 suspicion in towns

1yr ⋅

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Cat Armour: +90 defense, +20 tail damage, -50 mobility, -35 stealth

3yr ⋅

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Slightly extended barrel - Equippable to most guns in mid-late game, requires a team member or a stand to operate. +650 precision, -990 movement speed while held, -330 practicality

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Class based helmets: +10 to any special if helmet applies to class.

2yr ⋅

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Low rider skateboard

2yr ⋅

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Lilypad Armour (+25% water damage resistance)

2yr ⋅

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The weapon of mass creation

3yr ⋅

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Gunchucks

4yr ⋅

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Found in the Terraria subreddit, but totally applical. The Fan-Hat!

2yr ⋅

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Cheems dog :will sometimes give you the horny bat when you encountered him. The horny bat :+100 attack damage to horny people, can only be used against horny people.

3yr ⋅

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Western belt fed

3yr ⋅

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Longbread : Regen 30% hp, can be used twice

2yr ⋅

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Duck of defense. Please make up stats...

4yr ⋅

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Real life laat. Able to fly in high altitude. Can be used as a gunship, transport cargo and people

3yr ⋅

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Nerf Scope (+100 Accuracy, +100 Style)

4yr ⋅

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Keyboard jeans: -5 convenience -10 charisma, may overheat if used for a long time

1yr ⋅

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Pocket cat, +10 happiness when seen. Companion, does 3 damage per hit. Cannot be killed.

2yr ⋅

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A copper tree armlet with labradorite beads, made by me. Stats: +70 charisma, enhances your ability to give great battle speeches.

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Uncooled CPU: +18,630 Heat damage, Lasts 4 turns if applied to enemy; Apply to any weapon to add fire stats. Ability: Reactor Meltdown (lv92); Destroys any enemy in one hit +1000000 damage. (Does not work on bosses)

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Portable Toaster: -15% hunger growth, +25% convenience

4yr ⋅

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Blackbird (Companion) he searches for money in all of the city (+500 CR everytime he finds something)

2yr ⋅

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Godzilla watch, tells time, affordable, shoots atomic breath, gives wearer Regeneration G1, absorbs radiation

2yr ⋅

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Goku gun +100 damage

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Finger ring(Rare) +50 confusion, +3 DMG

1yr ⋅

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Boomerang Slipper: Instant KO, Heat-seeking, Returns to you

4yr ⋅

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Lightmelon, -45 hunger, +200 mana, grants night vision for 600 seconds after use

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Tooth fairy’s shop plz select an order

3yr ⋅

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Counter Lorax (pet): 2000 hp 5000 dps cannot damage plant type foes. sometimes throws gerenades that deals aoe fire damage

2yr ⋅

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Fake-ass coin: +110% deception, +15 charm, decreases value for all things in return for 100% successful scamming chance, this €2 cost less than €1

5mo ⋅

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Portal of Nostalgia, legendary item. Is able to bring the user back to the early 2010s.

4yr ⋅

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Chainsword - 100 DMG, batteries not included.

3yr ⋅

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Explosive dog familiar. Comforting yet volatile.

2yr ⋅

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Sim card extractor thingy +50 power, held in off hand

4yr ⋅

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Tea server +unlimited tea

4yr ⋅

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Cow: lethal milk +100000 damage

1yr ⋅

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Bigwheels: Mythical item

1yr ⋅

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Gorilla lamp: +1000 style, +100 light, -10 electricity.

2yr ⋅

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Round meal: full hp refill plus extra 100 health and bonus damage on one turn. Takes 2 turns to eat. Invulnerable while eating because the round meal is so protein packed

2yr ⋅

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Gun holder

4yr ⋅

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Pocket Kitty: 20% Warner, -20% storage on player, organic items will occasionally disappear, meats unless stored separately will be eaten, +10 cuteness

4yr ⋅

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Ultimate Uno Reverse card (can reflect any move)

2yr ⋅

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Corn Dog, +20 Food, +50 intimidation

1yr ⋅

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Tank Armor

4yr ⋅

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TONGkatsu +50 Saturation l

1yr ⋅

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Hitler ice cream: all characters will be hostile to you permanently when consumed negates all stats by 15 percent

1yr ⋅

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Vertical chess set: -10 brain cells, collectible item

4yr ⋅

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Banishing Rock. Gives +5 bludgeoning damage with Advantage on a Wisdom roll

3yr ⋅

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This definitely belongs here it just needs stats

1yr ⋅

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The Nerf Double Barrel. stats in comments.

4yr ⋅

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Furry Gun: 4x base damage (with boosted stats if any) to furry type enemies

10mo ⋅

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Pigeon of Hellfire, can only be used once per battle. Deals 200 burn damage to all enemies

4yr ⋅

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Puppy Cerberus. +10 cuteness, +50 weirdness

2yr ⋅

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Modified Tank - Useable as a mount and as a party member. +90 Faith, +25 Holy Damage.

1yr ⋅

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Coke grenade -50 thirst to people in area of effect, gives diabetes type 2 to all in area of effect, 5 meter blast radius.

4yr ⋅

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Upside down peas +35 hp, lets the consumer reverse gravity at will for 5 minutes.

2yr ⋅

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Cheez-It armor set. -5 to agility, dexterity, and stealth. Gain the ability to distract enemies and provide a limitless supply of cheez-its.

3yr ⋅

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Door Jammer?

2yr ⋅

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use this on your crush for instant girlfriend

4yr ⋅

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Gamer Knife+20 RGB, +10 damage if you have the GAYMER perk

3yr ⋅

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Piss Javelin, find stats.

7mo ⋅

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Got’em Iron Sights. +50 accuracy, +30 charisma. Has a chance to make the opponent mad and make them reckless.

4yr ⋅

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Cannon Vespa: +50 vehichle damage +100 damage to player (inpossible to master)

1yr ⋅

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Second hand

1yr ⋅

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Vacuum sealed Garfield. Familiar which can be summoned to support you in exchange for lasagna. -40% support on Mondays

2yr ⋅

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Block 19, Uncomfortable to hold, Red block sight, +10 damage if aim at a kid.

1yr ⋅

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Techno Spear. +8gb of Ram +20 Damage.

3yr ⋅

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+1 bread +3 healing

3yr ⋅

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Life sized lego groundhog, + 1 life sized lego groundhog

2yr ⋅

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Lego dragon table: +10 awsome -100 time

4yr ⋅

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The Jesters Privilege, You carry around a small handheld card citing the below. You can do what you please, however no one will take you seriously. +50 Charisma -60 Respect

2yr ⋅

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Insta Egg .....

1yr ⋅

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portable Mexico - make everything orange

2yr ⋅

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Steampunk plague doctor: will heal any wound, +80% damage to others from needle

4yr ⋅

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Simp powered PC [+20 attraction towards e-girls, -20 intelligence]

3yr ⋅

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Grenana- +50 punny, +100 explosive damage, -100 bouncing ability

2yr ⋅

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Ghost Gun, deals damage to ghosts as a +1 magic weapon

2yr ⋅

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Cracksmith’s Creation. Cheap price. Random effect.

3yr ⋅

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“Invisajeep” sold by the invisible man NPC

3yr ⋅

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BARmageddon. Single use item, instantly kills any living creature within (Level x 100) meters. Requires STR 15+ to use.

4yr ⋅

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Kinder Surprise condom +50 Charisma

1yr ⋅

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Eric’s sound board [cursed item] +10 music -9999 kneecaps, summons boss [Eric, scooper of kneecaps]

1yr ⋅

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Dandelion Cube. +20 flowers, +10 allergies. When held, bees will follow you.

4yr ⋅

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Aquatic Equestrian - Rare mount - +50 water movement speed, -20 land movement speed - unlocked from the Fishbowl Atlantis sidequest

3yr ⋅

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Break action shotpistol (+100 attack -5 second attack interval)

1yr ⋅

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Gremonade

3yr ⋅

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Cloning fox, +10 agility +20 friendship +5 +hearing -10 sight -5 strength. (bonus) Able to transfer 5 points max from one ability to another

1yr ⋅

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Nuclear Pasta, ultra rare item, +10 Health, +100 Strength can only be consumed with the Italian character trait

1yr ⋅

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Reincarnarsi Di Harambe | 800 Strength | Slowly deteriorates over time, revealing the real harambe

4yr ⋅

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Meta Meme: Affectiveness 0

2yr ⋅

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Deep fried Optimus Prime- Epic craftable, special effect of making kids cry and plus 7900 dmg to kids who cry. When consumed will turn user into Optimus Prime for 24 hours and after effects are gone stats cut in half for an hour.

2yr ⋅

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Global Toast: Consumable, grants the ability to speak any language for 2 days after consumed.

1yr ⋅

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HDMI Truck: upgrades graphics to 1080p, allows for “find HDMI cable” which has a 10% chance for you to get a HDMI cable

11mo ⋅

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Batana +60 damage (requires choosing the assassin character.)

1yr ⋅

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Infinity reverse gauntlet. Uses:1, Ability:resets the entire universe

4yr ⋅

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British Coin Shield - +6 coins, +.5 armor

4yr ⋅

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Multiverse Cat | Summonable Ally In Battle | Damage Unknown Def 99+ | Opens inter-dimensional portals in the battlefield that sends the enemy to another dimension

1yr ⋅

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The pridesaber +150 Heat damage +100000 pride

2yr ⋅

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Holy Bible 2: +100 faith + unlock skill Tokyo drifting

4yr ⋅

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McWettuce: +20hp, +4 wet

1yr ⋅

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Apple of midnight: when consumed, the user gains invisibility for 5 minutes

1yr ⋅

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+15 nostalgia +20 clout and -100 cereal

5yr ⋅

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Rotating sandwich, gives 30% dodge chance. +80 hp.

2yr ⋅

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Ring of LEGO +100 construction ability +150 damage per punch +20 charisma -200 money

1yr ⋅

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The Tree of Last Titan's Hope, heals 60% of your health if below 5% + Nature's blessings if nearby

2yr ⋅

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Internet explorer (curse) puts the victim 6 months behind on all news and makes them take half an hour to do anything

4yr ⋅

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Babushkite Armor of the Gopnik, +5AC, Immunity to Cold

1yr ⋅

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Corn wallet: +50 cash -10 style

1yr ⋅

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Cat granade +10 cuttnes -90 damage

4yr ⋅

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Stronk the dark coffee familiar- 56% boost to stamina for 4 hours, negates sleep ailments, constipation, also provides a 12% boost to movement speed for 12 hours.

4yr ⋅

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Grenade chucker. +10 force but if thrown too hard will miss and a dog will grab it causing either +20 distraction or +40 sorrow

4yr ⋅

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Kamehameglock: Extremely powerful ranged weapon, uses both mana and ammo

4yr ⋅

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The Truckcicle, +50% charisma near playgrounds -30% durability

1yr ⋅

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Flaccid Candy bar

2yr ⋅

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White Knuckle Sandwich: when used on any racist enemy, the enemy will instantly die

5yr ⋅

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Melon baby 50+ offence -20 speed

4yr ⋅

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No U Card, Reflects Any Attack, One Use

1yr ⋅

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Golden mouse +100 luck, can be sold for a large sum of gold

1yr ⋅

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Ariana Grenade: single use item, causes high pitched sound upon impact, deafening opponents, while also pleasing them with some tunes.

4yr ⋅

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Globe duck, knows exactly where you are and spins its body to show you

2yr ⋅

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Useless Watermelon: +10 Disappointment

4yr ⋅

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The Omnipill dispenser. Cures all diseases but gives 5 random debuffs and nausea

1yr ⋅

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Militarized wheelchair (Do your stats)

1yr ⋅

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Dorito dress : +100% chance to attract gamers

2yr ⋅

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Teddy bear that can protect you from the monsters

1yr ⋅

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The shut the fuck up-inator, renders all targets unable to make noise

2yr ⋅

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Soyjak plush. No effects.

1yr ⋅

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