UwU drink. Turns you into a girl upon consumption no matter your gender.

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Legendary Spear: +15 attack, -40 armor

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Goat spawner in the shape of a drawer. +Infinite goats +10 Charisma

3yr ⋅

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Potion of Ancient Milk will result in 500 years of poison damage.

1yr ⋅

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Mag of holding +∞ ammo, can be found on Hollywood movie sets.

3yr ⋅

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I was told it should be here so here be it! Weiner quickscoper

3yr ⋅

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Tactical nightstand: +5 defense, +5 offense, +10 surprise, -1 laptop

2yr ⋅

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Best Girl Body Pillow

1yr ⋅

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kite of cthulu: has a 50% chance of causing the panic debuff on sight

3yr ⋅

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average knife class: medium weapon -inflicts 50 bleed over 10 seconds and 150 base damage💀(gives +3 intimidation but -3 charisma upon equip)

1yr ⋅

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Demonic weapon, allows the user to choose one item from a demon

2yr ⋅

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Anti bonk helmet: (Pet armor) +10 bonk resistance +10 cuteness +1 def -2 speed

1yr ⋅

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Knight hoodie: 4+ defense, mostly vanity, 76+ charisma

3yr ⋅

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Meat Feet, +100 Health, -10 Mobility in locations with Predators,

4yr ⋅

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Handgun +50 stealth -5 health per reload

2yr ⋅

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Smoking dog, rogue class companion.

3yr ⋅

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Pre cracked egg +5 time, cooking with eggs now takes 10 seconds less

1yr ⋅

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Pet Shampoo (+50 speed, +50 intelligence) temporary buff only lasts while wet

3yr ⋅

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UwU EKG- kills any who gaze upon it

4yr ⋅

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Fossilized Gaming Controller +100 Damage when thrown while on a ragequit

4yr ⋅

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Car tent: +27 camouflage, -38 agility

1yr ⋅

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Bunny Spider Mech, Boss type enemy, when killed you keep the bunny as a pet, +50 ranged attack, +100 melee attack

1yr ⋅

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The Spraxe

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Goots: +20 confusion, +1 homk

2yr ⋅

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Jared Gatorade (restores you to full hp and maxes your stamina stat)

2yr ⋅

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Echo mic, deals an extra 50% damage (or echo damage if you will) after each hit

2yr ⋅

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Finger gun: instant kill when hit in eye

4yr ⋅

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Void Ice cream: +30 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ and +15 [REDACTED]

1yr ⋅

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Dice Crossbow, Axe, Sword and Dagger +1d41d61d81d101d001d121d20

3yr ⋅

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Unlocks Forbidden Knowledge beyond the Dark Web.

2yr ⋅

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Iron food: +50 pain -999 regret

1yr ⋅

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Anti-personnel mine: +70% damage, +50 handicap

3yr ⋅

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Thomas tie fighter drone. +10 confusion +5 intimidation

3yr ⋅

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humongous kitchen knife. +50% critical damage, -30 agility, 0.05% chance insta kill

1yr ⋅

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Fallout Shirt adds Dialogue Options to real life

4yr ⋅

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Crabbury Eggs. When consumed, heals 15hp and spawns a small crab to help you. Can be thrown at enemies for 45 damage

1yr ⋅

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Invincible nut. Can be thrown. Does not give anything due to the fact that the shell can’t break

3yr ⋅

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Bootleg AA-12

3yr ⋅

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Ultimate Shotgun - shoots 9 shells at once, super effective against demons

3yr ⋅

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I made a health potion

3yr ⋅

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Deployable Friend. +10 Charisma, Grants you a permanent friend

2yr ⋅

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Nerf arm. + 5 damage. Can not grab items. + 10000 coolness

4yr ⋅

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1yr ⋅

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Scream can chargers, enchiladas item, turns screams into energy

2yr ⋅

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Nintentoast switch, edible, but not recommended

1yr ⋅

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Rare trap - Reinforced LEGO -deals 500% more damage than a regular lego, has 150% higher durability, has armor penetration of 200; deals damage even to enemies who have feet armor.

4yr ⋅

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Gold Staff - Provides 100% immunity to all negative status effects, +100% attack speed, Instant kill to enemy type:Karen

3yr ⋅

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Lil'Dock, When you equip it. It'll make you take less damages than normal and will make the character you equip it to restore full health after finish the fight. But you have a chance for enemy to hit your Lil'Dock, It'll make you defenseless for 1 turn and your teammates will take 10% more damages.

3yr ⋅

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Candy knife; 30 damage. Consume to heal 20 health. Only available during the Christmas season

1yr ⋅

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Facebar, McKnuckles, Knike, and the Mercedestroyer. Each offers great power, but at a terrible cost.

1yr ⋅

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Fordsbane, the parking lot ravager: +3 to pierce

3yr ⋅

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The Anywhere Door | Legendary Furniture (Lore and Description in comments)

4yr ⋅

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Quiver boot: Rare item, Arrows now deal blunt damage to enemies, with a high chance of knocking them out, damage escalates with strength

3yr ⋅

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Instant booba pills - may have several side-effects (or not work instantly at all)

1yr ⋅

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May I show you knife gun You decide the stats in the comments

3yr ⋅

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The drip that protects from snow blindness +90% resistance to snow damage

1yr ⋅

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IRL digital card

2yr ⋅

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The kirbo pumpkin: grants a permanent buff to holyness when eaten. +50 holyness -50 hunger

1yr ⋅

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The Mega Chankla. -50 Health to children +200 Blunt Damage.

1yr ⋅

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9 unique items [Stats in comments]

1yr ⋅

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God’s Voice (legendary firearm, deals radiant damage, auto-critical devils and demons)

3yr ⋅

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Tri-Sandwich Crafting Recipe- [Consumable] Maxes HP for 3 players in the party.

1yr ⋅

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Mustard gun, can hold enemies in place, deals 25 damage, earned by saving Ronald McDonald in the side quest “vegan assault”

4yr ⋅

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the universal adapter - can be rearranged to connect any digital device to any other

3yr ⋅

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Pepsi ball: can summon Pepsi man to aid in battle

4yr ⋅

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Perfect rat. Rarity: rare. +15 Accuracy to any weapon. 5% chance to block backstab, need cheese wheel to restore the powers.

1yr ⋅

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r/ItemShop users seeing a literal piece of shit on the ground

2yr ⋅

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Thing for girls in school

3yr ⋅

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Non spillable milk. +100 resistance to crying

4yr ⋅

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French box, storage item, carries potions and is completely indestructible

2yr ⋅

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Permit crab pet: let’s you do something bad without getting in trouble. +1 pen!

1yr ⋅

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Jesoup: +10 health, +50 stamina, +20 damage if used on crusade, can be used 5 times

3yr ⋅

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Halal mousepad

2yr ⋅

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Battle Dog - +50 armor value, applies 15 bleed/second when attacked, +20 intimidation, +10 style

1yr ⋅

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Food item- baja blast baby food heals 85 hp gives 95 xp when consumed

2yr ⋅

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Hydro bear. Companion. +10 hydration when thirsty.

4yr ⋅

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General Windmillvious—legendary companion, 999 damage per second, 20000hp . Swings his lightsabers like a boss. Found this in r/prequelmemes

3yr ⋅

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PEZ ammo +50 damage to diabetics -10 to kids

3yr ⋅

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Blinding Stew

3mo ⋅

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the upsidegown, allows the wearer to create a portal to the Upsidedown and walk through it

1yr ⋅

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Dog Armour, animal companion gains +50 Defense -30% vision

3yr ⋅

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Eternal Shredding: Obtainable from Metalton the skeleton rocker (I'm too lazy to make stats)

2yr ⋅

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Squirrel of chaos +100 damage

1yr ⋅

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The unwanted truth, +40 fear, +100 realization, +76 trauma

1yr ⋅

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we can’t really just add numbers to random things we see, can we?

1yr ⋅

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20kg of bottle caps: no financial issues for the next 5 years

1yr ⋅

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Computer minigun: +50 damage +100 range, shoots out intel cores

3yr ⋅

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Bread turtle consumable heals for 50hp gives you the ability to breathe under water

4yr ⋅

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Karma cake. +500 karma, +300 calories, -175 health

3yr ⋅

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Watermelon info card (+10 intelligence) cost 25€redits

1yr ⋅

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Cheese-phere: heals 100 health and gives the user and orange tinge. Credit to u/poven100 for the image

3yr ⋅

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Swordbreaker: 65% chance to lower enemy weapon durability, 25% chance to break it entirely

3yr ⋅

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Baby Armor. -10 speed, -10 sneak, grants immunity against characters with positive karma.

4yr ⋅

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Nokia 3310BC. Holder can communicate with the Ancient World, and play Nehebkau

3yr ⋅

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Void Ice Cream, -10% Soul, +20% Loneliness, +50 Strength, You're tempted to eat it but the shopkeeper warned you about it's darkness.

1yr ⋅

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Air pods for Vegetarians (make stats)

4yr ⋅

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spider light, pet item, follows user and gives light

2yr ⋅

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A rock, a mount item that can be ridden for miles no matter the obstacles

2yr ⋅

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The 0 sign. When used, the opponent is afflicted with the paralyzed effect and cannot attack for 2 turns.

3yr ⋅

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Dick bottle +50 hydration, +10 Strength, Used to summon Thot boss

3yr ⋅

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Leaf armlet I made with labradorite gemstones. +70 stealth while walking through the woods.

1yr ⋅

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The banana bread - heals +50, 2 mins of slippery feet

2yr ⋅

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Choose your Companion

2yr ⋅

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Dollar Store: -1 soda, for +$1

1yr ⋅

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Volkswagen Toaster - Makes you go *VROOM*. When the toast is eaten - speed 50, also du kannst perfekt deutsch fur 30 minuten sprechen.

4yr ⋅

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Vegan mower - 100 grass

3yr ⋅

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Full auto BMG, damage = your level x steps you've walked in the game.

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The chains of the people. Ignores armour, +50 base damage, deals an extra +10 splash damage to horde enemies, +10 intimidation, +10 daily democracy support while equipped. Strength 5 required.

1yr ⋅

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Ice Cream of ???? (????), 100% chance to add 50 ???

1yr ⋅

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Gunchucks +10 ranged and melee, takes up both secondary and melee slots

4yr ⋅

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Bamboozle Guarantee DogTM️ (companion) make stats below

4yr ⋅

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Expert mode tissue roll. 2x cleaning power, minus 40 health. Obtainable when game setting is put into expert mode, will replace all tissue roll items in world.

3yr ⋅

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Quecumber: Levels up Intelligence and Illusion by 10.

1yr ⋅

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bug-pack: +25 fear to you and opponents. when you die, acts as an extra life

2yr ⋅

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Eggscalibur, 100 damage, 50% chance to stun enemies, portable food source.

1yr ⋅

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Orb of Unlocking- Magical Item, -90% lockpicking difficulty, deadly laser when fighting Mimics

4yr ⋅

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The Lifetaker

2yr ⋅

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Honda Accordion: Can be used as a vehicle and an instrument that charms machines

2yr ⋅

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The Cardboard Sword Of Chaos: +800 damage -10 mobility +40 intimidation+30 Attack Range

2yr ⋅

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Skull Pineapple: Traps the Soul of any enemy below your Level

2yr ⋅

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RAM-Sword +80 Dmg & +10% to cause an electrical strike on hit

1yr ⋅

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The paradox table

1yr ⋅

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Undersized tiger: [companion], 500 ATK, 1 % chance of insta kill, 3000 DEX,2500 STL, feather falling

4yr ⋅

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Old timey slap bracelet +70 flexibility +25 attack, when equipped you cannot block with this blade

1yr ⋅

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The axe-lotl. 120hp 200atk 30def. Unfortunately he is very small 6 inches head to tail. Special ability: unwavering loyalty. Will form a death pact that gives you all his strength.

3yr ⋅

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Magic faucet +10% Brightness +20% Health +15 Exp

4yr ⋅

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An energy rifle capable to level a mountain

4yr ⋅

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Lego Bomb. Explodes 2 times, 1st Explosion does damage in a small radius around the Bomb, 2nd Explosion covers everything in a 25M radius in Lego-bricks, everyone that steps on one takes damage.

4yr ⋅

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FlintAxe+Pap=The Old School Destroyer

1yr ⋅

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Legun -5 accuracy +5 ouchies

4yr ⋅

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Mini Bepis: (consumable) Heals only a quarter of the regular Bepis

3yr ⋅

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I have quite a variety of badges for sale - first come, first serve! 1000 gold each, effects listed

1yr ⋅

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The Catfish, equippable companion. +10% damage +25% health regen

1yr ⋅

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Thinking garlic. +100 resistance to vampires +9 intelligence -10 smell

1yr ⋅

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Prick's Morning Star: +65 Atk Damage; Can damage opponents overtime once hit; Can activate Cactus Juice effect on opponents.

3yr ⋅

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Ocuhelmet. Prevents enemies from landing First Strikes when entering battle.

2yr ⋅

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The Omega Jean Kit. (+10 Style, -Taste ?

2yr ⋅

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Razor bottle- Can be thrown to send razors flying in every direction, acting similarly to a bomb

2mo ⋅

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Jammed Bo Staff, 1 inventory slot, increases sneak damage

4yr ⋅

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Dragon Pussy - 100 gold

8mo ⋅

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Quartz fist. +20 purity, cleans enemy energy on hit.

2yr ⋅

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+20 confusion. Will make your enemies get into an existential crisis

4yr ⋅

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The weapons of Capitalism, when United grants 200% gold after fights, +50 damage a piece

1yr ⋅

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Vader egg, summons Darth Vader when rolled

3yr ⋅

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Kitten: pet. +167 attack, +10 deception, +1 box

1yr ⋅

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