LOUDENCER: +15 ATK, inflicts deafness effect to all nearby enemies

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Cursed Crayons / +30 Mental Damage, -10 Mental Defence

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Engineer pet, + 25% repair and craft speed

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Martin: Companion, remove gore, remove bloodied status, can use blood to heal you if affinity is above level 2, healing increases with affinity

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Fiborratcci, companion. +10 order -10 chaos

2yr ⋅

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the old and new testaments, when combined they give the user plus 999,999 Minecraft skill.

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Anti-Deity Spray: +100% damage to astral beings, inflicts darkness debuff

2yr ⋅

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Bible gun. +999 holy damage

3yr ⋅

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Blue coke, allows user to create a calming aura to make enemies peaceful

2yr ⋅

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Sprite spam. Electric power for 10 seconds

3yr ⋅

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Revolver extended mag, +10 ammo -2 handeling -1 charisma +1 fuck you damage longer reload time.

2yr ⋅

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The DomiMatrix Whip - User has total control over the target unless target passes Computer Literacy skillcheck

2yr ⋅

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7up Sword +7 energy -2 attack +100 fresh

4yr ⋅

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Astro - ring: unfolded will porence space - releated spells, popular gift for females

2yr ⋅

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Pistol- +10 dmg +100 vision

4yr ⋅

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Vodquila : upon consumption, forget all learned skills and reset your character points. Gain a drowsy effect for 3days

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Burgerdrome. Heals the user for half their HP, then heals every other party member for 1/4 their HP the next turn.

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An armlet I made with a labradorite gemstone. Increases arrow range by 60%.

3yr ⋅

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the Bible:collectors edition

2yr ⋅

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“Welcome traveler to K9 Carbines, I’m Bones.”

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One cylinder revolver

3yr ⋅

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Wine of the Abyss +40% stealth

2yr ⋅

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hockey stick - +5 damage against ankles

1yr ⋅

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+10 damage, can disoriantate opponent by getting them high

2yr ⋅

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Prismatic Toilet (+5 comfort, +60 style) - crafted with 5 Rainbow Fragments + Self-Heating Toilet

2yr ⋅

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Cutting Edge Technology, +20 ATK, chance to self damage when answering call

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The Bass Blaster: +20% chance to fire a fish that inflicts stun.

1yr ⋅

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Leninade: buffs all team members

2yr ⋅

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The gayblade this blade turns anyone you hit gay. +35 damage +gay 50

3yr ⋅

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Sand Hanitizer, +9 poison damage to Germans, +1,000 confusion

3yr ⋅

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GOD TURTLE - Companion that boosts defense by 400% and Shields against undead and demonic enemy classes

1yr ⋅

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Tactical keyboard +150% typing speed - can be obtained after defeating a discord moderator

2yr ⋅

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Lefty-loosey righty-fighty

1yr ⋅

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Amethyst Knuckles: +20 Style, +30 Melee damage, -40 Durability

3yr ⋅

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The Autocorrector, give stats

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Legendery consumable:Chance of drop 0.0001%. Restores every stat. Give you additional 20 skill points. Price: ?50 star cores

4yr ⋅

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xbox-tom: same stats as xbox one, +70 meme, +30 effectiveness against mice-like enemies

2yr ⋅

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Storm Trooper Mouse worsens aim by 70%

3yr ⋅

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Pigeon disease in a Grenade: When the gas reaches the enemy they turn into a pigeon and then they become your companion.

3yr ⋅

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Urine spear : 40 thrust , 3 blunt , 100 toxic , 11 handling , -75% stealth.

3yr ⋅

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THE GRIM ROVER KILLS ANYTHING IN ITS WAY

3yr ⋅

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Blue coke, allows user to create a calming aura to make enemies peaceful

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Lucky cat +10000 chance to find rare or better items in treasure hordes

4yr ⋅

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QR Booty Shorts: +5 illusion, +50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie and +100hp to all comrades.

4yr ⋅

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Anime glasses, Guaranteed accuracy, Guaranteed critical hits, blindness debuff

2yr ⋅

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Piece of plastic. weakens any armor by 92%. Its twice as effective in space.

2yr ⋅

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Emu caller - spawns an emu familiar, applies confusion to bird enemies

2yr ⋅

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The Oof Totem, gives you a 20% increase in damage when roasting someone

4yr ⋅

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Vodka-47 it shoots out drops of vodka that makes enemies drunk.

3yr ⋅

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crystallized book | allows the user to cast 4 unique spells | spell 1-crystal storm: allows the user to cast a storm of sharp crystals dealing 45 dmg per second | spell 2-crystal bubble: casts a crystal bubble to shield the user for 10 seconds and heals 10 hp per second | the other 2 are below

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the gun of 45

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Snek Sweater [Pet Accessory]: Enables you to use your Battle Snake at night and provides +15 Swag. Can also fit Tactical Worms and Stallions, but applies +70 Awkwardness when equipping the latter.

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Rare Mount. +10 Bamboozle

4yr ⋅

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48 shot revolver. +40 rounds

2yr ⋅

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The Lucky Isopod, 30% loot increase, Random damage increase between 10-50%, can be upgraded to 70%.

3yr ⋅

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Garlic Toast (Consumable): Restores 50 HP and 25 MP. Inflicts 'Burn' status effect on self for 20 seconds. Craftable in the Japan realm at Cooking Level 1.

3yr ⋅

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Frosty the Giant Spider, can be summoned as an ally once per battle and instantly kill two enemies.

3yr ⋅

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2X4 plank of wood: has over 200 militarily soldiers souls trapped in it

2yr ⋅

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Cat O holding. +50 inventory space

4yr ⋅

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vegan ice cream: +35 health +10 confusion

1yr ⋅

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The Curse Pen. 69 attack power. 2.5% chance to crit. When it crits, it hits for 420 damage. Super effective against christian parents.

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Hellfire cat- Legendary summonable pet. Summoned by throwing hellfire cat's ashes into a fire. Provides +100 fire resistance, +25 vision in dark, +50 stealth, +69 fire attack. May randomly attacks summoner with scratches of hell.

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Blade of Tetanus. -15 usability, +30 poison damage

1yr ⋅

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1000 round gun. +25% blindness frequency. -10% weight capacity. +5 Savagery

3yr ⋅

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Upgraded Handgun. -10 concealment, -10 reload speed, +30 intimidation.

4yr ⋅

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Pizza Sword (EPIC): +80 PATK, =30 PATS, +20 PACC, 212–400 PDUR, 10%-30% special stat

3yr ⋅

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nightmare eater. companion, will carry away monsters

1yr ⋅

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Immune to every effect which can hurt you even fire

1yr ⋅

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gun sword +100 melee and range attack. if you stab and shoot at the same time you will take off the enemy's foot making it unable to walk.

4yr ⋅

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High specs: the ability to copy any other item in the game for 3 rounds. Must know of the items existence beforehand

3yr ⋅

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Necromancy for beginners +10 knowledge +5 magic +15 summoning

4yr ⋅

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Orchswine, the last living orch on earth. Will drop extremely valuable tusks for crafting or selling.

2yr ⋅

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A copper tree armlet I made. +30% strength, +20 % stamina, +9% charisma.

3yr ⋅

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ShortAxe | Craft: Shorty 1x Broken Axe 1x | Type: Hybrid Weapon

1yr ⋅

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Scope attachment for clarinet: Can C#-er

1yr ⋅

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Hermit crab familiar, controls any armor when placed in the helmet and fights for you

2yr ⋅

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The Granny Shifter: -50 Top Speed; +20 Acceleration; Special effect: Grants immunity to fire damage

1yr ⋅

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Masks of the Inuit: protects from snow bllindness and highlights seals in a 1 mile radius

3yr ⋅

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Limeon, plus 1000 sour damage, will cause temporary paralysis due to flavor

1yr ⋅

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Thick Fork: +10 to dexterity

3yr ⋅

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Illegal LEGO.Illegal +100 Bonus Damage if stepped on

4yr ⋅

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Frog Gun: +15 dmg +45 disrespect

4yr ⋅

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French Dog +100 Cuteness,Enemies Must Say Bonjour When Meet Him

4yr ⋅

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the autism gun:a very powerful weapon that only austistic people can use

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Triple Hyper Pepper. Deals 200 damage and gives the user the Burning Mouth buff when eaten. Characters with Burning Mouth deal an additional 50% of their ATK as Fire damage each turn at the cost of 5% of their HP.

2yr ⋅

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The headless merchant of drasingtonstom school, will sell you different electronics to help boost whatever

2yr ⋅

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Cryptid coins can be used to summon a Cryptid once per encounter for the cost of your mana bar

2yr ⋅

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Lego gun. +100 damage have a 25% chance to instantly kill enemies. Shoots Lego pieces as ammo.

4yr ⋅

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Primordial Grilled Cheese. Restores the user’s stats to how they were at the beginning of the battle.

1yr ⋅

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Universal Gaming Controller: +200 gaming skills, +5 charisma, -10 maneuverability. Can be plugged in any device that can run games.

3yr ⋅

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Increases the chances of winning an argument.

4yr ⋅

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Each one has a quest, total xp +3400 feline faction

3yr ⋅

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World wide meal

2yr ⋅

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Mario milk: Epic find. Cost $50. Grants Mario buffs.

2yr ⋅

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Nightsky resin pendant, 100% magical

2yr ⋅

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The Nerf Nuke. It's Nerf, then nothing. +50 charisma. Add more stats in comments.

3yr ⋅

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Brass Cannon (can only be equipped by level 20+ bards)

1yr ⋅

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Iorn Flipflops: Used in that one fucking annoying water level, Relaxaton +50, Slowness +160, 40% chance of being poisoned every time they're equipped.

4yr ⋅

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Amoung, level 2 companion, can also cause NPCs to consider you “suspicious” to authorities.

2yr ⋅

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Invisible Tape

1yr ⋅

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Guy's Book +100 Intelligence

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Starwars grill: 50% faster cooking time, 100+ more food, 10% chance to fly away in the sky

3yr ⋅

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Dory’s lost soul. +800 Nightmare +2000 Sleep Paralysis.

4yr ⋅

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R.I.D.E. +40 style, -20 speed, +100 Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik

1yr ⋅

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Low durability high Damage

4yr ⋅

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Underbarrel one-shot shotgun: handgun modification, compatible with all sizes. Can shot a shotgun shell(any type), causes 50x10 damage. Effective range varies on size, 50% chance to break your wrist

3yr ⋅

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pizza bench press, gives + hunger and strength for every bench press

3yr ⋅

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Lengendary Tri-board +500 speed, -10 control

4yr ⋅

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The Barack Buck, can be thrown at enemies to confuse them for one turn

1yr ⋅

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Ol' Bark, 80 dmg per shot, 1 bullet per round, takes 5 seconds to reload

3yr ⋅

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Sacred Mask: Grants immunity to poison, necrotic damage, and all dark magic.

1yr ⋅

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Toothed elmo +30 intimidation -10 charisma

4yr ⋅

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Pot armor

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Ironbound Tome (heavy weapon): +5 holy damage +5 malarkey

3yr ⋅

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Hit or missile +100 fire and blast damage to all allies and enemies on field

2yr ⋅

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Pi pie. Heals 3.14159265358979323846264338327 damage

3yr ⋅

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THE FURBINOMICON: Allow You to Raise an Furby Army of Darkness From the Depths of the 11nd Circle of Hell

3yr ⋅

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Can anybody tell me what I do with this giant bullet I found in a level 5 dungeon?

1yr ⋅

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Extincion bar- will destroy any enemy on the map unless they are a small lizard able to survive the extincion

4yr ⋅

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The photoshooter: +50% blinding damage +100% light damage 30% heavy

2yr ⋅

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Game of the Burgentruckung- 50% chance to max all stats, 50% chance to instantly die

1yr ⋅

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Fat Cat [Pet] (Make stats in comments)

4yr ⋅

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Kawaii gun: +15 damage, -50 mobility,

4yr ⋅

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Ancient pegasus, mount item, has a +50 buff to aerodynamics

1yr ⋅

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Dicelings, turns into a monster with the level that was rolled

1yr ⋅

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Washes away Sins

4yr ⋅

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Spurnberp the Dewmaster

2yr ⋅

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Legendary ice skates - +50 intimidation, + 12 speed, - 25 stealth, + 20 damage against ice Dragon,

4yr ⋅

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Metal Crab: +20 armor, +50 raves, -10 stealth

2yr ⋅

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Hamster cannon - +20 damage +5 splash damage - deals double damage to peta members or allergic people

4yr ⋅

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THC HIGHER HUMAN MOON JUICE- Probably fatal but it looks cool

1yr ⋅

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Leviathan Axe, can only be obtained after completing Trials of the Giants.

3yr ⋅

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Birthday Blade

4yr ⋅

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Ring made of resin epoxy mixed with strontium aluminate powder.

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Monocle of Speech: +5 to all charisma rolls 10 and above, -5 to all charisma rolls below 10

1yr ⋅

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Reversed airplane +100 speed +200 power -200 passenger

2yr ⋅

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Turtle Duck +100 Cuteness +100 Defense +1000 QUACK

4yr ⋅

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Jesus grappling hook

4yr ⋅

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-90% hp from poison damage -50 hp from surprise attack

4yr ⋅

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Beverage of the gods - consumable: effects on comments

1yr ⋅

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Tomothy the locomotive pet obtained after fighting satan

3yr ⋅

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Ancient Sword of the Meth King. rare object/deals more damage while the user is on meth but it consumes users HP

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