Sword of 1.000 blades

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Realism ring makes you immune to all magic

8mo ⋅

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Weapon: brass knuckles

1yr ⋅

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Water tent

4yr ⋅

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WATER bath bomb, turns water into 90's anime water, which can increase the users magic

3yr ⋅

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Chain mail suit +100 defense and charm

1yr ⋅

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Anti-tyranny shorts, +50% resistance to the bourgeoisie

4yr ⋅

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Not Yet...

3yr ⋅

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Item Shop - Sells only items from /r/ItemShop

4yr ⋅

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Rare dvd

3yr ⋅

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Ring of curse absorption, breaks after set number of curses are negated, requires attunement.

3yr ⋅

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Feline Armadillo Armor [Rare] +15 armor -30 speed 20% chance to obtain after a hard party

4yr ⋅

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Elemental dice

3yr ⋅

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Pokemon fish, catches and trains pokemon for you

3yr ⋅

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Mike Wahousekey: the key to the Mike Wazousky house legendary loot inside!

3yr ⋅

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Poison -24hp per second.

3yr ⋅

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Bookmarks of sus (stats in comments)

3yr ⋅

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Airport jungle juice restores 50% health, 5 random stat buffs, 1 random status effect, poison effect in covid-19 event

3yr ⋅

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Blue coke, allows user to create a calming aura to make enemies peaceful

1yr ⋅

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Good boi. Is he a good boi.

3yr ⋅

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The Bat

1yr ⋅

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Sniper Revolver [Rare Weapon] - +10 dmg +100 vision - 25 portability

4yr ⋅

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Holy skateboard plus 1 salvation credits for every kickflip.

2yr ⋅

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Block of Cheese - Upon death, this item is consumed and you respawn with half health.

1yr ⋅

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Golden van, +50 kidnapping skill, draws all children in a 50 ft. radius to you, only unlocked after kidnapping 100 kids.

1yr ⋅

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Magic Hat

4yr ⋅

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cowch

4yr ⋅

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Shop

4yr ⋅

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Wireless seatbelts: +100 swag -1000 safety

3yr ⋅

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Camodog

2yr ⋅

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Squirrel Knight. Stats: +10 damage, -5 speed, +50 charisma

3yr ⋅

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Honey cat potion, instantly converts your cat into a queen bee.

2yr ⋅

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The Holy Mask +30 Protection -20 Breathing +100Holinesss

3yr ⋅

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Cat, when in inventory, +1 cat

1yr ⋅

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Atheism Water: +25 Religion Resistance, +100 Euphoria

1yr ⋅

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+100 stealth

2yr ⋅

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Hip Bone Cane: +50 damage to the living +15 blunt damage -5 charisma

2yr ⋅

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The trilogy of the gods - +75 speech to female NPCs, -50 sadness, +35 anatomy skill

3yr ⋅

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Wrenchcaliber, legendary item, can fix, repair, fine tune, and build anything with relative ease

2yr ⋅

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Gaming calculator

3yr ⋅

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Blue Goku ice cream, gives consumer the power to use ultra instinct

3yr ⋅

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+10 sexy, - 20 defense, +100 filty

4yr ⋅

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Ice sniper pls give me stats

3yr ⋅

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Alligator Excalibur (comment what you think stats would be) meme credit to u/tucklebuckle

3yr ⋅

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Lucifers dog. +50% speed, +40% attack. Has a 5% chance to stun enemy

3yr ⋅

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Extended Water Mag +50 Ammo -20 mobility

3yr ⋅

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Gorilla lamp: +1000 style, +100 light, -10 electricity.

4yr ⋅

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Ceramic axe, -100 durability +40 sharpness

3yr ⋅

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Pocket Morter: 1590 Damage Per Shot, 90% Chance To Cripple Wrist, Counts as Hold-Out Weapon And Can Be Snuck Into Building

1yr ⋅

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+1000 range

3yr ⋅

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sworb - forged by an ancient blagsmith from the depths of the Earf. +5 attag

2yr ⋅

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Avocado grenade, when used, provides 32,000 dollars

1yr ⋅

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Bone dog: +10 calcium, +1 bone

3yr ⋅

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Mobile Landmine, Explosive damage 300, Speed - Slow, AOE - Medium

1yr ⋅

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Party toys, +20 noise, -20 dignity

2yr ⋅

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Furryvator. Teleports your character to the Realm of Furries.

2yr ⋅

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Old timey slap bracelet +70 flexibility +25 attack, when equipped you cannot block with this blade

4yr ⋅

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Harlequin toad, pet item: gives other items a dark magic enchantments

2yr ⋅

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Japanese radish, snack item, +28 ft of walking energy

2yr ⋅

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Khaljit, the wandering trader

4yr ⋅

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Rainbow scraf +100 homo and +100 swag

1yr ⋅

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The blood pool: +50% health regeneration, temporary healing when wet from this

2yr ⋅

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House of wolf skulls - Immediately inflicts the Terrified debuff onto any canine within 2 kilometers.

1yr ⋅

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peeled limes +50 cooking skill +100 aestheticism -30 time

4yr ⋅

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Face-Seeking Melon Mine. +30 Nature Damage, +30 Splash Damage

4yr ⋅

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Akimbo sticks. Legendary item. 50 Handling. 170 Damage. Can take down hole marine team.

2yr ⋅

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Morphing armor, has all stats dumped in one skill, but wearer can change which skill it is

2yr ⋅

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Book of cow +100 intelligence

3yr ⋅

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nft mosaic (stats in comments)

1yr ⋅

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Coke Mercur Revolver: +500 Mutation Speed ; +180 Thirst

3yr ⋅

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The Dimmadagger, +10 Dimmadamage

2yr ⋅

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Granny machinegun +70 attack Tea time

4yr ⋅

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Strength Teeth, +2 Strength. Bite attacks gain +1 damage dice. No longer need a knife equipped when eating tough foods.

2yr ⋅

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Reducer of bills, apple.

1yr ⋅

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Was tilt to post this here

4yr ⋅

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Error burger, will give you glitches when consumed

2yr ⋅

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Face Mask Dress: +100 disease resistance, +50 Attraction

3yr ⋅

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Deployable friend: provides moral support and replenishes ammo for 5 minutes

1yr ⋅

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Artificer's glory +60 electrical damage to mechanical enemies

2yr ⋅

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Baguette Knife +100 Stealth +200 taste

4yr ⋅

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Yellow Brick Toad. Companion. Leads party to next objective

1yr ⋅

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Earth Sandwich, Galactus' favorite.

2yr ⋅

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Swords of up allows the user to change gravity.

6mo ⋅

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The Jouch: +100 relax -50 jean

3yr ⋅

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The Cat Gun, similar to an Elephant gun this weapon is designed to kill a cat in one shot

4yr ⋅

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Pocket Mortar - 50 range, 200% power, 1 use. Results in loss of firing hand.

2yr ⋅

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Fluffy pancakes, snack item, when consumed it doubles the users health and durability

2yr ⋅

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Revolstol, Something found in The cursedlands

1yr ⋅

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Gallon helmet. 20 defense.

4yr ⋅

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Heart attack gun

2yr ⋅

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Interdimensional Yeezys: Allow the wearer to walk across adjacent alternate worlds

2yr ⋅

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Mini-shotgun; +70 stealth - 85 damage, achieved by sleighing the mouse king

4yr ⋅

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5G Horse Found on lawn +50 Movement - 50 poison resistance

3yr ⋅

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Long Bonk. +400% Range, +190% bonk

3yr ⋅

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Sentient pillow pet

3yr ⋅

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sad mug +100 depression

3yr ⋅

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Bagel seeds heals 20 health

4yr ⋅

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+100 saturation +30 American

3yr ⋅

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Sword of evolution, turns all enemies you hit into crabs

3yr ⋅

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Stone car, requires no gas to get around

1yr ⋅

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+1 Earn It Bill -100 privacy

4yr ⋅

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Tactical buttchecks: +20 thickness, +5 sprint and jump force, -1 stealth, -10 ammo consumption

2yr ⋅

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Juggernaut polar bear +50% armot - 10%speed

4yr ⋅

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Confusing coke can = +100 confusion, +0 hp and +45 disappointment.

1yr ⋅

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Leveling pill: engineering +25

2yr ⋅

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Blue Java, grants 20-30% freezing resistance, adds freezing damage to spell attacks, and can only be found in remote islands.

3yr ⋅

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The holy trilogy - +100 speech to female npcs, -50 sadness, +35 anatomy skill

4yr ⋅

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WAP- Temporary companion, 1HP 4ATK

3yr ⋅

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Finger gun: uses hp to fire instead of bullets

2yr ⋅

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Gator hat -100 stealth +10000 charisma

3yr ⋅

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Smooth bread: +45 hp, +15 speed, -25 charisma

3yr ⋅

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Iron sword enchanted with fire aspect II

4yr ⋅

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Achy.

4yr ⋅

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Hand of the warrior poet +10 to Charisma +5 to melee +5 to party

4yr ⋅

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Guns of the School System: Stats in comments

2yr ⋅

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The Original Medieval Gunblade, Dexterity + 35, Attack + 70, Doubles Critical Hit Damage

4yr ⋅

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The Sword Of Vodka [148 ATK] [Naturally Disinfects and Cleans wounds when held] [Drinking from cap removes debuffs like poison]

2yr ⋅

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Halfling trap.

4yr ⋅

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Campfire. Boosts Energy and HP stat by 2 per second

4yr ⋅

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Battle slippers: +50 kick damage

2yr ⋅

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The Killdo, +100 Seduction, +120 atk, +50 stealth

2yr ⋅

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Cowboy dog (companion) assists with combat, deals 50 damage per strike, heals master with cuteness

4yr ⋅

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Brick Doggo: +15% Strength, can throw bricks at enemies.

3yr ⋅

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Tactical corgi +10 projectile protection +50 cuteness

4yr ⋅

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Astronomically large spoon (stats in comments)

4yr ⋅

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Jack Douglas' Book. +50 charisma with romantic partner, cooked meals restore 20% more health and stamina, unlocks Beast Master skill tree.

4yr ⋅

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Free Soup, gives a 20% boost to cursed items, may give a debuff to the user's hp.

2yr ⋅

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Smith and Meth son

2yr ⋅

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AK-Sniper-Revolver(Make the stats in the comments)

4yr ⋅

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Bible signed by Belle Delphine, +100 holiness, -100 holiness

3yr ⋅

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Body shaming shield +12 defense, 50% psychic damage resistance

2yr ⋅

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AK-Sniper-Revolver(Make the stats in the comments)

2yr ⋅

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Ghost apple, +100 invisibility and +80 intangible ability upon consumption

3yr ⋅

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Potions, choose one for it's power, the effects are permanent

2yr ⋅

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The Devourer, a gun that can use anything as ammo

4yr ⋅

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the armoured duck a pet item 100 def 10% more damage to duck type enemies and he looks cute

1yr ⋅

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Space Sword. +10 mystery. +50 wow. +100 Sokka

4yr ⋅

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Grandmas Mythical Candy: +15 Restoration, +60 Visibility, +140 Grandmas love, +100 Desire to want more then seconds later immediately regretting your action.

4yr ⋅

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1x Rapchair

1yr ⋅

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