The look on this guy's face who is sitting next to me at a restaurant about to do the hot wings challenge. The hot wings sauce is made with ghost chillies. I tried a tiny tiny bit of the sauce, it numbed my lip. The wings are served with rubber gloves.7yr ⋅ moricome ⋅ r/Instantregret
Moderator of several large subreddits (including this one) gets outed as a racist.6yr ⋅ Banana_Throwaway12 ⋅ r/Instantregret
Let me briefly feel regret as I die trying to kill another person simply trying to do their job.4yr ⋅ Holthe1994 ⋅ r/Instantregret
Tried a Snapchat filter out - it looks great on the ghost in my house (my dog looks terrified)6yr ⋅ Cevansj ⋅ r/Instantregret
Didn’t get the Vit K shot for newborn who is now ill because of it. Immediately asks for reassurance that she made the right decision.6yr ⋅ sunrizeQ ⋅ r/Instantregret
The trick where you knock the guys hat off is better if you don't nail him in the face with a golf ball. The kid who swung the club has a great instant regret face. (x/post from r/idiotsnearlydying)7yr ⋅ God_loves_irony ⋅ r/Instantregret
I'll just launch my hat 30 feet into the sky and land it on my head...8yr ⋅ outroversion ⋅ r/Instantregret
My BIL has instant regret after getting this oven mitt tiger on his leg...4yr ⋅ theoryyylol ⋅ r/Instantregret
Salt Bae, owner of Nusr-Et Steakhouse chain, Feeding and Praising the President of Venezuela6yr ⋅ independent_hustler ⋅ r/Instantregret
If you're gonna slap the floor on defense, you better bring it8yr ⋅ DennyDennyCrane ⋅ r/Instantregret
The one thing that led me to believe that there might be marijuana in your car tonight...8yr ⋅ i124qnds ⋅ r/Instantregret
Took my girl’s board to get a patch job. $60 seemed like a great price for color matching. Didn’t specify what color.6yr ⋅ TioBear ⋅ r/Instantregret
Why would why? They made the pupper wear red with a bull in the vicinity5yr ⋅ loyal_Alpha ⋅ r/Instantregret
Guy claims my girlfriend cheated on me with himself, 10 mins later confesses because people were calling him on his bs5yr ⋅ silver_stallion_ ⋅ r/Instantregret
