I have a picky cat too and this had me cracking up

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I think INSTASHART is stealing tips

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70 bags!!!

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This promotion is not a promotion lol

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Me my first week of doing Instacart lol 😭

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Should i cancel this?

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sometimes is feels like this 😅

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I knew it was about time Costco would complain to IC. They created this monster with their super tight proximity algorithm that complete SUCKS. I always wait in the car but I see lots of shoppers “loitering”

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Does Instacart give you a option to choose gender when you order ? Lol

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What I want to tell these customers who place order to gated apartments without adding the gate code....

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New to this sub but had to share this replacement with someone. If you can’t mask it, go right to the source.

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When the store your shopping at doesn’t have locks on the bathroom door and you have to poop☹️

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First one of the day wish me luck 😬

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Had a drop off at a elderly persons house. When I pulled up noticed that a critter ran through the trash and knocked it over. So I picked up all the trash and put it back in place didn’t think they saw me though they tipped me $20 extra so thanks to them !

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Uhhh... what am I walking into here

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They got me in the feels!. on the way to deliver and got stopped next to this and it just hit hard. Be well everyone.

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Customer fraud almost cost me my job

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Long time shopper, used Instacart and it was awful

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When you finish a delivery and move onto the next batch then look in your backseat and see one of the customers items.

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The 300,000 new workers

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Whaaaa??!! Thanks to Paul!!!!!! Told me to take the day off!!!!!!! 🤣

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This the shadiest company

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The universe sent me an angel today.

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Which shopper out here running like hell? 🤣🤣🤣

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Keep it real, Liz

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The biggest unicorn I got.

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should i drop this customer?!? a little offended the way thet worded this or am i being anal? omw to store so i can cancel on them but what would u guys do?!?

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STOP ACCEPTING THESE

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My biggest batch ever! 🙏

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Repeat customer. Small orders, awesome tips but probably due to previous experience he had to do this.

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Why yes let me break my back for $9 🙄

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😫 man

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Here ya go guys, I fixed it for us

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It's nice to be appreciated.

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For real???

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Delivery instructions: house will be marked with marble winged lions.... Dude wasn't lyin

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Customer had no replacements in order, so I contacted them for the multiple items that weren’t available. Lastly, there’s no cage free eggs she wanted and sends this to me... I spent 5 minutes crying at the eggs and bread aisle. 😔😡

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😑

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I am now out here saving relationships

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Alright whose man’s is this?

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You guys, why on earth would you shop frozen last? 🤔

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leave at door photobomb

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WtFRENCH is wrong with Peolpe!!

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🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ embarrassment is an understatement...

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Lady, it’s been 15 minutes

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Who says you can’t make a living off IC full time.

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it's not that serious, Donna 😂

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Got my first big tip ! Sending positive energy to everyone today !

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Oh my

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That feeling when you’re about to message a customer about a replacement but find the last one of item you’re looking for.

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😩show us mercy 🙏🏻

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Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This

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Tell me you got too far away from the city on a delivery without saying so...

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Ok this is ridiculous

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$40 batch.1 item. 1.5 mile delivery. Hell yes!That 1 item? 48 cases of bottled water. 2 trips later, order complete.Lady at the company (stocking a truck for workers traveling for a job) said I was the first one who ever completed the order correctly. Moral of the story? Be sure & check the units! 😂

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Does this mean that this a reserved cart for Instacart Shoppers ? :-)

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Uh.. cool story

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Options for people not seeing batches....😏

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Costco not playing with y’all!

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Saw it and click it

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IS THIS A JOKE 💀💀

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Best tip ever

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They’re tired of us

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Tip baiting at it’s finest! Order was 173 units. Customer changed tip after delivery IC pretty much told me oh well get over it ...

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F*** restaurant depot

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All we want for Christmas

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I think my new favorite thing is to look at some of the complaints on Twitter. This one made me laugh.

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How do I try and dispute these?

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It's sad but true, it doesn't matter what you do for them some customers will never give you the 5 stars 😂😭

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INSTACART IS DEAD! LOOK AT THIS SH*T!!!

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My last order of the day, it was exactly the type of order I was hoping for to finish out my shift. 2 items (mouse bait and traps), $17 for 7 miles (a little far, but it was on my route home). It was certainly worth it for the laugh to cheer me up after another crappy day! Plus a tip increase!

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At least he’s got a sense of humor about it...

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It’s too early for your shit Patsy.

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Do shoppers have to tell you...

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Unfair base pay. I basically just did order B for free 🙃

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Happy Thanksgiving y’all

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$150 batch 3.5 miles 35 items 55 Units

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Preferred shopper

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I'm a creep 🤦‍♀️

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Door Dash Grocery is BETTER than Instacart!!!!

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To those who don’t have an IC lanyard, I will send you one for free.

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Very Rarely does a request make me cackle out loud but this one...... I wish the good sis all the best 😂😂😂

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This one has been my favorite customer so far.

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My first wrong address jackpot!

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Up next... Living animals 😂

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Thoughts ??

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Who tf you talking to?!

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Enjoy your batch sitting in purgatory🙄

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Kroger was out of Taco Bell fire sauce. So I went to Taco Bell to get her some fire sauce. Took one extra minute.

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Shopping for a gorilla this morning 🦍

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50 bucks 2 miles

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YOU ALMOST HAD IT

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Almost 3,000 orders completed and my first bona-fide tip bait. Had to wait 10 minutes to get into the gated community because of no answer and yet less then 10 minutes after I left this happened. Even 1 starred me. Watch out to everyone in the SFV, Maurice in Encino is a piece of shit!

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Would you cancel? Got this order a few minutes and couldn’t help but chuckle. I wish I would’ve screenshotted the text she had under EVERY single item requesting that this item be bagged with this specific item/requesting exp. dates before continuing. Tip wasn’t worth it. I cancelled.

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Wtf does this even mean?

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Guess who lowered the tip to $2 after this 320lb delivery 😁

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Unbelievable 🤩

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What a beauty

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“We’ll notify you when available batches are nearby.”

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Unfortunately you control that...

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Some of y’all are just abusing this system 😡😡😡

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This woman kept me talking for far longer than I would have liked. Guess she didn’t see me taking pictures of her order as she went on about how we shoppers aren’t taken care of. Most of us are on top of our game, lady, we see you coming before you even get up.

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Am I delivering to the front door or what?

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Would you take this? Costco & Fresh Thyme Market. I probably would’ve tbh but I don’t touch Costco lmao.

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red flagged account due to customer that ordered pregnancy test discreetly...please advise

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Trolling some ungrateful customers.

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Don’t be a karen.. Be a Samantha!!! We need more Samanthas!

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When I get a big double and almost everything is out in the store and I get sweet encouraging messages from customers 🥰

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My first ever big order 🥹

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Great week

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Omg I could cry

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I mean,...... I guess ill take your cash... since you asked so nicely.

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Customer put the wrong address first time this happened here’s my free grocery haul lfg

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Account deactivated after 900 deliveries

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I love when customers truly appreciate us instead of taking us for granted 😊🤗 she tipped 20% on her $400 order also 🤑

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Increase on an already good order! 🦄 Single, 23 items at $47.48 and increased by $50 😳🙌😧 Best increase by far!

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Horribly tip baited 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Update from the $600 seafood order: didn’t get deactivated and it tasted amazing 🦀🦞

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Got a threatening text message from an IC agent. Story in comments

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Accurate!!! Lol. (I’m a stickler for nice produce!)

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A very interesting review I got today 😂

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181 items from Dollar Tree and no tip! hahahahaha NO

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Every time

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Amazing woman just had me deliver all $500 of food to a local homeless shelter. She's a very generous tipper as well :)

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Gotta love those invisible house numbers

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FML...I might have to cancel solely based off of this...

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On this episode of go f yourself 😄

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PRODUCE PORN

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60 Item Unicorn Costco Order. Batch was $116. Shopped in 56 minutes. Delivery was 15 min away. Usually do not do Costco due to the outrages large orders especially the ones posted here 😂😂( Those pictures posted here with like 2-3 carts blow my mind 😭)But this was an anomaly definitely. Tip was $104.

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Anyone else get one of these?

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They need to make more of these carts 🙌 they’re clutch for doubles

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Good Lord these customers are getting worse by the day

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I relished the opportunity to shop this order

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Me getting back on instacart for the first time since April 2020 thinking it’ll be the same

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It’s an Instacart Christmas Miracle!

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This is a scam, right?

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Unequivocally the worst order I’ve ever seen

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😆

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Almost got me 😅

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Didn’t know what to make of this one 😭order cancelled

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Good luck

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No tip orders=100% instasuggested replacement. 🤣

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He stands with us✊🏼 Do not take any batches on Monday if you can!

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I like Ann

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