What the fuck is this shit

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Holy shit

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Saw this doormat during a delivery today

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“HEAVY PAY” “BOOST INCLUDED” 🙄😂

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HELP LMAO?!?! I USED THE CUSTOM GREETING AND IT WAS FRENCH

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ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Me in aisle 7 trying to find that random bottle of seasoning I never heard of before.

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This happens to me multiple times a day.

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Aldi's is no longer a decline

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thanks?...

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Most Units ever?

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Excuse me...huh?

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Anyone experience this yet?

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It went like this:

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It's nice to feel appreciated! this was on top of a $20 tip for a small order. She spent the whole time in chat thanking me just for doing her order correctly.

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Me at the checkout line

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Insta cancel 🥴🫠

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This made me giggle.

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some people should shop for them selves.

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Christmas week

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Sounds about right...

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Someone must be desperate for some popcorn

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I picked the ones that cried when I yelled at them

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These people, man...

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It should be a perk

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No tipper, double batch, claims cakes were damaged

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This fellow shopper’s cart hurt my soul! I feel so bad for her customer!

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Got bit by a customers dog for $14.80 😅

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4.96 is Standard

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Ah, of course. My mistake

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Your thoughts: my shopper sent me this message before saying hello. I was like?? I’m a shopper too so I get it but to actually send this to a customer? I would never!

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Instacart finally adds a pop up for customers that zero tip!

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It continues to baffle me.. How someone who orders anything, isn’t glued to their phones when it’s delivery time. This customer gave a bad address where there were two buildings with the same building number and failed to give a unit number. Early thanksgiving. Thank you!

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When you miss out on a high paying batch and wish you never saw it so you wouldn’t be heartbroken

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Not today scammers

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Customer wants receipt. What should I tell them?

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Most frustrating 5 star comment ever lol

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This kindly woman met me at the door, pressed this into my hand, and held my hand and said “I just want you to know how much I appreciate your efforts.” Brb trying not to cry. Thank you for existing.

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Can someone please help me understand this review? “Leave at door means inside at the door”....um what?? No. It doesn’t. First, We can’t enter your home, ffs. Second, it would be common sense that if YOU are waiting for your groceries to be delivered, that YOU take them inside right away.

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My first batch of the day was cancelled. I still got my batch pay $39 + got to keep $200 worth of Sprouts 🙌

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150 units - 1 cart 💪

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$10 tip + scratch off=$510 tippp!!!

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And the random batch of the day award goes to...

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how unresponsive customers watch us through their windows while unloading groceries

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The customer waiting for me at the door was drop-dead gorgeous!

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No more lollygagging before your batch 🤣🤣

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There Are Still Amazing Humans Out There

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Instacart NEEDS To Stop This Trash

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I found a way to F*ck instacart

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what is your opinion on this. I found it funny.

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Damn Riley, you ain’t had to rob the poor lady 😕😑she asked “is everything there” when I handed her the order I giggled and assured her.

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Instacancel

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What is wrong with this picture

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Good Luck eating this week

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Bad news: lost a 30$ tip. Good news: the food bank grew by 50lbs 😊

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Bored looking at crap batches today.....

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Am I right?

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The most adorable customer so far. Came right out to greet me! Very appreciative! Lol.

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I saw this from the Aldi thread and knew y’all would appreciate it! 😂

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Easily the best customer I had today

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I didn't want to post this but I've sat on it a week and I don't have any friends

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Go home Instacart, you’re drunk

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Wanna know why I love the fav shopper feature?

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I was given a thank you card at my final delivery today by the sweetest woman. Moments like these restore my faith in Instacart.

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Now THATS a house number

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$200 Tip increased from $125

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Starbucks reported this missing! Should I leave a Yelp review saying how the manager Jaime D. is a thief? What would I want with 40 Milk?

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Found on Twitter 😅😅

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Percentage tips removed?!

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This is strictly abuse

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Returned alcohol, got a gift card of 200$

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Well then... you know i will!

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Mildly infuriating: when an “out of stock” item is found in a completely random place. I found the Honey Bunches in the freezer section after looking in the cereal aisle and the items on display 🤦‍♂️

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Bird seed 🔌 120 lb drop

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Was greeted by this cutie pie when I dropped off an order 🥰

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Seriously ??

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Entire massive 400 dollar order reported as not delivered 17 mins after drop off

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Customer came to door but wouldn’t open it smh🤦🏼‍♀️ (look closely)

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Preach Chris, preach

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Are we baristas now?lol

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Name one item that never scans in the app! Here’s mine...4 yrs later, 100 updates...still no scan😭

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Was delivering to one of my repeat customers and greeted with this...

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5 star curse is real???

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ahh good ol self checkout

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What in the actual hell? $7?!

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Taking that security pic in the morning like

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Receipt - Did Not Print

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Really classy! this is my first time seeing one :)

2yr ⋅

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When instacart sends you a notification for that $8 batch

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the customer came out to greet me even though it was a no contact delivery 🐶

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This is exactly why I rarely accept triples/double

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Retirement homes are lawless hellscapes. Can’t wait to live there

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I love everything about this

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This order is just straight up disrespectful 💀

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Anyone else out here take $1 “tips” as a personal attack?

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Its gonna be a good day lol.

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Thanks for clearing that up!!!

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Weird but ok

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My worst fear came true- I delivered to the wrong house! But god bless this customer for still giving me 5 stars and my tip and just writing it in the note!

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My favorite rating

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I was just tipped a jar of pickles. I win. 😝

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Home girl saw me busting my ass delivering her groceries to the second floor and tipped me even more 🥹

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Customer apologized for delayed response regarding replacement, and informed me her Mastiff was having puppies, and sent me pic! Upon arrival, I got to boop a tiny puppy nose! Gah! Happy Tuesday!

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This dude better be getting a good tip

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Lowe’s order

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This was my strangest attempt to deliver

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Who is taking this???

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Everyone pray for me 😭

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What the hell? 10 item (21 units) turned into 20 item (30 units) for $10.

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My Anxiety

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How many would’ve rode 33.9mi with this Dalmatian?

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This but for IC😅

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Took a bad batch but this guy made it worth it!! He walked calmly toward my car as I pulled into the driveway 😍😍😍

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Why it’s always a good idea to snag a picture

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Did a good thing today. I felt bad she was going pay almost $80 in formula.

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The type of response that’ll make your eye twitch

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What does this mean?

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Found this little handsome fella on a delivery wandering in the street with no collar today. I searched the neighborhood and was able to find his owners luckily- the puppy kisses were great in the meantime ❤️☺️

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Why do trips like this exist?

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Thank you custie, who ordered champagne and roses for his anniversary, but REFUSED to let me scan his ID at drop off, because “No d@mn tech company is gonna track him or feed his ID into their surveillance machine”. I know what I’m drinking later on.

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The grind doesn’t stop 😂

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Anyone else get super angry at people and their laziness with these wet wipes and masks everywhere?

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To those going out to shop, godspeed.

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No Gina, I don’t think I will.

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Insta-drop

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Outage??

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Just the nicest customer waiting for their order at the door today

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This Makes Me Feel Good 😊

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Who needs cheetos this bad? 😅

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You guys going in or not?

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When you're talking shit to your friend about an order but accidently message the customer instead 🤣💀💀💀... thankfully she was cool about it and increased my tip after I told her I was just having a crap day lol

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Gotta be one of the funniest ones I’ve seen. Literally telling me it’s wrong because Instacart can’t spell Whiskey 😂

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At this point pick it up yourself...

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Walking into the store when you know exactly where everything is

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Seriously lady 🤦‍♀️ this is her 1st order

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Five stars and zero unliked replacements over here

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Rumor is if you park this close every batch on your screen is $100+

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I appreciate notes that save me questions. And are also self-aware

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Would You Take It?? I Did

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Calling it now. Someone's getting a bad review

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The golden days of instacart

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What a wonderful way to start the day!!

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y’all imagine how easy life would be if every house had numbers like this.... god bless these people

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I finally got it ... 🦄

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Wow 😯

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Is this normal ? shopper didn’t message me once

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My dudes. HELL yea

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Nothing but 5 stars for my friend Gaurav 😌

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What a good boy! Didn’t bark once while I was dropping everything off! Just look at the smile on his face 🥰

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