Sapna toota hai toh dil kabhi jaltaa hai...Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai

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it’s been 5 mins since i created a bumble acc, not even completed my profile.

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A girl messaged me on Instagram

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M23, Dating for an average looking guy in India is disheartening

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If she doesn’t ask you out like this, is it really worth it?😏

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Help kardo. Zero matches mein hu.

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Indian girls in NYC are weird

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how to be interesting 🤔?

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Yaar yeh kitni awesome hai

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I wanted to share my Kacha Mango Bite!

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😳

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Most upvoted comment, I'm sending as my reply

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Didi has it all planned out

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☺️

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No insta = fake

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Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

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Moooo!

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I think Indian PM should make a Bumble account and address this issue.

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There is a reason why you are unemployed, dear P.

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Ye konsa zone hai

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Chalo theek hain

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I don't think she got that one

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Thanks FBI for not letting me f*ck this up

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Ye sbh kya hota hai☠️

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I don't know what I'm lookong for

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tu bkl

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Respect❤️

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She said her name was “Di”. Should I do it? I have to do it, don’t I? 💀

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Tall girl rant

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Seriously? All the best to didi

1yr ⋅

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Wakanda scam is this?

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Had to let her know that it’s not all sunshine and rainbows

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High IQ comeback !!

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Fr tho

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This is after putting two months into it. Not going online after this.

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Guys it's that easy

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Brb, I gotta cry.

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What’s the best flavour of lays?

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Dukh Dard Pida! 😑

1yr ⋅

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My friend did good right?

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Ayoo whatt ☠️

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added her to my IG. got this text after. 💀

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Why Bye

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This has potential

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Saw this line, tried & it worked... so what do I do now... help me out fellow redditors, I just can’t think of anything smart enough

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I had to do it. There was no other choice.

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Better to be safe than sorry.😅😅

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She asked for it

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Tips lelo (Not OC)

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I feel attacked

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one for my dev bros!

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Matched with her yesterday. I mean 🥲🫠

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Can’t have U & I if you can’t type U’s & I’s 🥲

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Help guys she's kinda hot

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Where to, miss? To Thigh-land

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Update 💀

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Invitation to roast

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help me respond to her

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Scam 🗿

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Teaching my girl how to love

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And Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

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..!!!

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Bruh 💀 she did not hesitate

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ps she was not hot.

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No (rizz)

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What is this obsession with toxicity?

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Bable Janta Party Ka Slogan?

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I am aware of the effect I have on women

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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How not to rage~

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Wtf? She just asked me what do I do and the this?

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I am sorry but I couldn't stop myself

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I followed in the footsteps of one of the chats over here. Any suggestions

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Acchi si movie btana toh.?

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Good enough for me 🗿

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Mereko Jaana Padega

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What's wrong with🥺¿

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One of my friends matched with a girl on Tinder, this is their WhatsApp chat.

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Indian girl's be like

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When his puns are way better than mine.

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ye bheek maange ka koi tareeka hai?

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bjp supporters not allowed inside temples

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Neighvermind

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How I didn’t met your mother

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Movie Date - Me and the girl I pulled from reddit!

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Could a conversation get any more dead than this?💀

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Trend khatam 👍🏻

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Knock knock! Aaj ja kr work Kiya 😭

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Kya fashion designer banegi re tu

3yr ⋅

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Matched with two sisters on Tinder. Wish me luck

3yr ⋅

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Going through some old screenshots, found this gem!

2yr ⋅

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Because independence day is just round the corner.

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Didi is very busy!

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F

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Screen ki right side pe hole hi hogya itna swipe krdia hai

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waking up to such messages 🥰

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Beware People!!!

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Ok

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Rip to this sub if this ever happens💀

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followed rule 2 and then rule 1 .....hate empty profiles

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From a dating app to Insta, on and off for two months to this point. Feels bad, man

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Trend failed

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Guys...

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Her profile said, she's spiritual. #smooth_criminal

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I'm not thicc. I'm just thicc headed.

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What to reply now??

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Suggest a reply ?

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Going ancient 👍🏻

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I went on a date with her 2 weeks ago. My card got declined so she paid for the food. After that we ghosted each other. Now suddenly she is asking for the money and threatening me as well 🤡

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Yes the meme's old so is your grandma. Yes the game is dead so is your social life on tinder.

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Hopefully I'm not barking up the wrong (S)tree

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Was sending this message right thing to do? (Context in body text)

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Girls ,What's wrong with Bihari guys?

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Akhir kehna kya chahte ho?

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Bois kuch accha reply bata do something witty probably

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I found the one guys

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Didn't expect it to work. Ab pata nahi kya reply karu 😭

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WHAT A W !

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Technically true..

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Maybe she's right, but my conscience doesn't allow a school-going chick to flirt with me

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??

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Is this the Riyal life? Is this just fantasy?

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I would rather swipe right on chhapri boys on Tinder than talk to such entitled pricks💀💀💀💀

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Friendly hun flirty nahi 🤡

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What did I do wrong 😭

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Matched with this girl on bumble 2 weeks ago, was ghosted and suddenly she asks this

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Happiness de do koi

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Sometimes even I wonder how

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Added her today in the morning and she killed the vibe with this.

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Can you?

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xOxO

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what is good J's? jawline?

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Shallow Didi- Seriously, it is annoying that people are still judged on factors they can't control. I understand if you have a body type preference (don't like bulky, clean shaven, hairy etc) or want someone who is well off - but height, caste and complexion - 🤢

1yr ⋅

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Bacha yadav

3yr ⋅

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AITA!? Or this looks like a major red flag? Just got her IG handle about a week ago. And we both had decided to keep it casual.

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Guys, the curse has finally been lifted.

2yr ⋅

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At least she is honest.

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Bro is trying to impress her and they think he's trying to get laid

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Chhotu sa flex

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Never let them guess your next move

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That's how you do it.

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